24.04.09 Dirty,Adult,Major Rohail,Anti Misba,Sardar,Phatan sms jokes

24-4-2009
Latest new funniest jokes added
Phatan,Sardar,Faraz
Major Rohail,Santa Banta
Anti Misba,Dirty,Adult
Jokes & sms msgs

Anti Misba:
mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu,
kyu kaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
.
Sardar:
khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do

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Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
.
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
.
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu

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Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez
ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei kyu?
.
Anti Misba:
saarhi mei taange kholna
mushkil ho jata hy

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Tension

Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
.
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
.
Major usy hospital le gya
.
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
.
MAJOR KO TENSION
.
wo bola mei iska baap nhe!
.
phirLrki se pucha
.
wo boli Yhee is bche ka bap hy
.
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
.
pher police i
.
Major ka medical checkup hua
.
Report i kMojar Rohail kbe
bap nhe bn skta
.
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
.
khushi khushi bahar aya
.
OR PHER Socha k
.
Jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
.
WO KIS K HEN
.
Major Rohail ko
.
PHIR TENSION

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Major Rohail:
yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
.
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy

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