24-4-2009
Latest new funniest jokes added
Phatan,Sardar,Faraz
Major Rohail,Santa Banta
Anti Misba,Dirty,Adult
Jokes & sms msgs
Anti Misba:
mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu,
kyu kaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
.
Sardar:
khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do
___________________________________________
Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
.
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
.
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu
___________________________________________
Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez
ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei kyu?
.
Anti Misba:
saarhi mei taange kholna
mushkil ho jata hy
____________________________________________
Tension
Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
.
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
.
Major usy hospital le gya
.
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
.
MAJOR KO TENSION
.
wo bola mei iska baap nhe!
.
phirLrki se pucha
.
wo boli Yhee is bche ka bap hy
.
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
.
pher police i
.
Major ka medical checkup hua
.
Report i kMojar Rohail kbe
bap nhe bn skta
.
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
.
khushi khushi bahar aya
.
OR PHER Socha k
.
Jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
.
WO KIS K HEN
.
Major Rohail ko
.
PHIR TENSION
__________________________________________
Major Rohail:
yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
.
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy
__________________________________________
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
19-2-2009 JuSt AdDeD Love,Faraz,Romantic,Good Night,Good Morning,SmS messages
19-2-2009
To send jokes e.mail on
smsjokes@gawab.com
JuSt AdDeD NeW
SMS COLLECTION
**FaRaZ**SaRdAr**SaNtA bAnTa**PhAtAn**
**LoVe**RoMaNtIc**PoEtRy**
**GoOd MoRnInG & GoOd NiGht**
QYAMAT KI 5 NISHANYA
IMF ka qarza uttar jae ga
.
Load shading khatam ho jae ge
.
NEW dam bne ge
.
India mein Pakistni movies
Lge ge
.
Pakstan dubara world cup
Jete ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
5 THINGS NOT 2 LOSE
In life 5 things u should
Never lose
.
Character
.
Self respect
.
Hope
.
Heart
.
.
&
.
.
.
Well, you know my name…
KISNA (Kashana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
QYAMAT KB AYE GE
Qyamat kb aye ge ?
JAB
Zardari imandari krega
.
Altaf Karachi aye ga
.
Musharaf par muqddma chale ga
.
Sheri Rehman parda kre ge
.
Nawaz aqalmand ho ga
.
Chief Justice bahal ho ga
.
Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga
.
Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga
.
India world cup jete ga
.
Lalu parshad politics chore de ga
.
China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga
.
Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge
.
Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
YE KYA DEKH RHE HO
IDE-7418
.
ACT-751
.
M-9152
.
AC-2039
.
ACH-201
.
MNP-4848
.
LRA-5643
.
W-145
.
.
Dekh kya rhe ho
Ye un CARS k number hai
Jin pr tum ne subha
Kapra marna hai
DING DONG (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
YE KYA HAI FARAZ
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye kya batmezi hai Faraz
NIMKO (34km GT Road Chak 612)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOLDEN WORDS
Golden words of a scholor
1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
.
2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..
(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)
YAHOO (smsjokes.blogspot.com)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & DIL
Ab wo chuura(knife) le k mere peeche
Lag gae hai Faraz
.
.
Jb se main ne kaha hai
“dil cheer k dekh mera naam ho ga”
JUNAID SULEHRI (Shabistan e johar)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BEST FRIENDS
If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
“Lets go togather Friend”
OY! RAJU (http://www.smsxone.com/)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LEGAL AGE
Why legal age for voting is 18
& for marriage 21
.
.
.
Kyu K
BV sambhalana mulaq sambhalne se
Zyada mushkil kaam hai
KISNA (Dehli)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SMS KYU KRTE HO
Muj se kse ne pocha tum sb ko
SMS kyu krte ho..?
Tumhe kya milta hy
.
.
Me ne hanss kr kha
Dena Lena to karobar hy
.
.
Do de kr khuch na le
Wohi pyar hy
SUBHAN ASLAM (A.J Kahmir)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PAKISTAN & AFGHANISTAN
Pakistan & Afghanistan
Mein kya difference hy..?
.
.
.
.
Afghan ka president KARZAI
Ur
Pakistan ke puri Qaum KARZAI
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ ON ISHQ
Ishq k sumandar may hum bhi
Dob jaen Faraz
.
.
.
Shart to ye hai kay TITANIC
Wali larki sath ho
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HAR SANS PR LARKA MARTA HY
A girl:
Meri to hr sans pr larka marta hy
.
2nd Girl:
Tu acha tooth paste use kya kr
GHAZI (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WHAT THEY DID
Galileo used 2 study in small Lamp
.
Graham bell used 2 study in candle
.
Shakespeare used 2 study in street lamp
.
.
Smj ye nhi aata k salay
DIN mein Charas pete the kya..?
MUDASAR (Kuwait <>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A GIFT FOR U
I have a
GIFT 4 u
Plz close ur eyes
.
.
.
.
.
.
1
2
3
4
5
7
8
9
10
.
.
Cheater
.
.
You did not close ur eyes
.
Now
No GIFT 4 U
“BYE”
SULEHRI (Gujranwala)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KISS SMS
Love is heat which is very sweet Love is incomplete till 2 lips meet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AADAT & AADAA….?
Adat aur Ada mei frq
Road k nal se pani pina,
Gareeb pye tu ADAT
Aur
Ameer pye tu ADA
Ab ap sms ko he le lein
Mei kru tu ADAT
Ap krein tu ADA
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SAD SMS LOVE POEM
Ek umr ke judai mera naseeb kr k
Wo tu chala gya,
Batein ajeeb kr k
Tarz e wafa ko uske mei ky nam du ab
Khud door ho gya hy,
Mujhe kareeb kr k
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AGR KOE TUMHE PAGAL KHE (INSULT SMS)
Koe
Apko Paga
Kahe
Tou!
Dukhi mt hona
Afsos mt krna
Rona b nhe
Darna b nhe
Himmat se khare ho kr
Puchna..!
Oye! Tujhe kese pata chala???
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIENDSHIP SMS
Flowers mean Honey
Honey means Sweet
Sweet means Desire
Desire means Love
Love means Friend
&
Friend means “YOU”
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOOD NIGHT SMS
Ae chand unko mera Pegham kehna
Khushi ka din aur Hansee ke SHAM kehna
Jab wo dekhe thujhe bahiraa kr
Tu unko mera SALAM kehna
Good Night
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SEND ME SMS
Dil ko dukhane mei
Wqt kitna lagta hy
Aansu bahane mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy
Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati
Wrna ek SMS krne mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIENDSHIP SMS
Friendship is love and mutual faith
Receiving & sharing too,
Never demanding just understanding
Such Tender & True
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KYA YHE PYAR HY (URDU FUNNY SMS)
Boy: chalet chalet yunhi ruk jata hu mei
Bethe Bethe kehein kho jata hu mei
Kya yhe pyar hy?
Girl: nhe ye kmzori ke nashani hy
Subah sham Gulucose piya kro
LADLA (LAHORE )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
To send jokes e.mail on
smsjokes@gawab.com
JuSt AdDeD NeW
SMS COLLECTION
**FaRaZ**SaRdAr**SaNtA bAnTa**PhAtAn**
**LoVe**RoMaNtIc**PoEtRy**
**GoOd MoRnInG & GoOd NiGht**
QYAMAT KI 5 NISHANYA
IMF ka qarza uttar jae ga
.
Load shading khatam ho jae ge
.
NEW dam bne ge
.
India mein Pakistni movies
Lge ge
.
Pakstan dubara world cup
Jete ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
5 THINGS NOT 2 LOSE
In life 5 things u should
Never lose
.
Character
.
Self respect
.
Hope
.
Heart
.
.
&
.
.
.
Well, you know my name…
KISNA (Kashana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
QYAMAT KB AYE GE
Qyamat kb aye ge ?
JAB
Zardari imandari krega
.
Altaf Karachi aye ga
.
Musharaf par muqddma chale ga
.
Sheri Rehman parda kre ge
.
Nawaz aqalmand ho ga
.
Chief Justice bahal ho ga
.
Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga
.
Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga
.
India world cup jete ga
.
Lalu parshad politics chore de ga
.
China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga
.
Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge
.
Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
YE KYA DEKH RHE HO
IDE-7418
.
ACT-751
.
M-9152
.
AC-2039
.
ACH-201
.
MNP-4848
.
LRA-5643
.
W-145
.
.
Dekh kya rhe ho
Ye un CARS k number hai
Jin pr tum ne subha
Kapra marna hai
DING DONG (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
YE KYA HAI FARAZ
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye kya batmezi hai Faraz
NIMKO (34km GT Road Chak 612)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOLDEN WORDS
Golden words of a scholor
1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
.
2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..
(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)
YAHOO (smsjokes.blogspot.com)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & DIL
Ab wo chuura(knife) le k mere peeche
Lag gae hai Faraz
.
.
Jb se main ne kaha hai
“dil cheer k dekh mera naam ho ga”
JUNAID SULEHRI (Shabistan e johar)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BEST FRIENDS
If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
“Lets go togather Friend”
OY! RAJU (http://www.smsxone.com/)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LEGAL AGE
Why legal age for voting is 18
& for marriage 21
.
.
.
Kyu K
BV sambhalana mulaq sambhalne se
Zyada mushkil kaam hai
KISNA (Dehli)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SMS KYU KRTE HO
Muj se kse ne pocha tum sb ko
SMS kyu krte ho..?
Tumhe kya milta hy
.
.
Me ne hanss kr kha
Dena Lena to karobar hy
.
.
Do de kr khuch na le
Wohi pyar hy
SUBHAN ASLAM (A.J Kahmir)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PAKISTAN & AFGHANISTAN
Pakistan & Afghanistan
Mein kya difference hy..?
.
.
.
.
Afghan ka president KARZAI
Ur
Pakistan ke puri Qaum KARZAI
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ ON ISHQ
Ishq k sumandar may hum bhi
Dob jaen Faraz
.
.
.
Shart to ye hai kay TITANIC
Wali larki sath ho
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HAR SANS PR LARKA MARTA HY
A girl:
Meri to hr sans pr larka marta hy
.
2nd Girl:
Tu acha tooth paste use kya kr
GHAZI (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WHAT THEY DID
Galileo used 2 study in small Lamp
.
Graham bell used 2 study in candle
.
Shakespeare used 2 study in street lamp
.
.
Smj ye nhi aata k salay
DIN mein Charas pete the kya..?
MUDASAR (Kuwait <>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A GIFT FOR U
I have a
GIFT 4 u
Plz close ur eyes
.
.
.
.
.
.
1
2
3
4
5
7
8
9
10
.
.
Cheater
.
.
You did not close ur eyes
.
Now
No GIFT 4 U
“BYE”
SULEHRI (Gujranwala)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KISS SMS
Love is heat which is very sweet Love is incomplete till 2 lips meet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AADAT & AADAA….?
Adat aur Ada mei frq
Road k nal se pani pina,
Gareeb pye tu ADAT
Aur
Ameer pye tu ADA
Ab ap sms ko he le lein
Mei kru tu ADAT
Ap krein tu ADA
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SAD SMS LOVE POEM
Ek umr ke judai mera naseeb kr k
Wo tu chala gya,
Batein ajeeb kr k
Tarz e wafa ko uske mei ky nam du ab
Khud door ho gya hy,
Mujhe kareeb kr k
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AGR KOE TUMHE PAGAL KHE (INSULT SMS)
Koe
Apko Paga
Kahe
Tou!
Dukhi mt hona
Afsos mt krna
Rona b nhe
Darna b nhe
Himmat se khare ho kr
Puchna..!
Oye! Tujhe kese pata chala???
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIENDSHIP SMS
Flowers mean Honey
Honey means Sweet
Sweet means Desire
Desire means Love
Love means Friend
&
Friend means “YOU”
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOOD NIGHT SMS
Ae chand unko mera Pegham kehna
Khushi ka din aur Hansee ke SHAM kehna
Jab wo dekhe thujhe bahiraa kr
Tu unko mera SALAM kehna
Good Night
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SEND ME SMS
Dil ko dukhane mei
Wqt kitna lagta hy
Aansu bahane mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy
Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati
Wrna ek SMS krne mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIENDSHIP SMS
Friendship is love and mutual faith
Receiving & sharing too,
Never demanding just understanding
Such Tender & True
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KYA YHE PYAR HY (URDU FUNNY SMS)
Boy: chalet chalet yunhi ruk jata hu mei
Bethe Bethe kehein kho jata hu mei
Kya yhe pyar hy?
Girl: nhe ye kmzori ke nashani hy
Subah sham Gulucose piya kro
LADLA (LAHORE )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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