24.04.09 Dirty,Adult,Major Rohail,Anti Misba,Sardar,Phatan sms jokes

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Anti Misba:
mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu,
kyu kaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
.
Sardar:
khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do

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Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
.
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
.
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu

___________________________________________

Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez
ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei kyu?
.
Anti Misba:
saarhi mei taange kholna
mushkil ho jata hy

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Tension

Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
.
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
.
Major usy hospital le gya
.
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
.
MAJOR KO TENSION
.
wo bola mei iska baap nhe!
.
phirLrki se pucha
.
wo boli Yhee is bche ka bap hy
.
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
.
pher police i
.
Major ka medical checkup hua
.
Report i kMojar Rohail kbe
bap nhe bn skta
.
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
.
khushi khushi bahar aya
.
OR PHER Socha k
.
Jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
.
WO KIS K HEN
.
Major Rohail ko
.
PHIR TENSION

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Major Rohail:
yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
.
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy

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19-2-2009 JuSt AdDeD MAJOR ROHAIL & ANTI MISBA ADULT SMS JOKES

19-2-2009
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MAJOR ROHAIL & SHEETAN

Major Rohail ne ek DONKEY
Ke GAND marne ke koshish ke
Donkey ne Major Rohail ko
Laat maar de
.
Major Rohail ko bohat
Dard hova ur us ne dua ke
“Ya Rab muj se sheetan ne
ye kaam krvaya”
.
.
Ye suun kr sheetan
khud hazir ho gya
ur bola
“Abe jhoot bolta hy ye
idea to mere zehan me b nhi tha”

GABAR (Love Land)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & TISSUE (sent)

Genral sab Major Rohail ke
GAND mar rhe the

Major Rohail:
Sir tissue lelein

Genral:
Kyu..?

Major Rohail:
Sir mein nhe chahta k meri
Wardi pr koe dagh lge

RAJA (Pindi)

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ANTI MISBA & SAFE SEX (sent)

Anti Misba:
Ye condom ktne ka hy..?

Shopkeeper:
10 rupee ka

Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,
Jb mein 8th class mein the tb
1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha

AHMAD AFZAL (North Nazmabad)

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ANTI MISBA GO 2 TAJ MAHAL

Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal
With her husband Major Rohail

Tourist Guide:
Madam ye dunya ka 7va ajoba hy

Anti Misba:
No No ye to mere husband hai

AFSHAN (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & JUNIOR

Major Rohail:
Army mein taraqi ka raaz
GAND mein hy

Junior:
Sir mein ne aj tk gand nhe marvai

Major Rohail:
Ese lye to tu aj tk
Major nhe ban saka

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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ANTI MISBA KE GARMI

Anti Misba:
Mein suraj se zyada garam hu
Jo muje chuwe ga wo jal jae ga
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Koe baat nhe mein tum pr raat
Ko charhu ga


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BUBBLI UR JANAT

Bubbli:
Papa janat kha hoti hai..?

Major Rohail:
Maa k paaon k neche

Bubbli:
Ami to nokar se kah rhe thi
“Mere tangon k darmyan janat hy”

DON (Mumbai)

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SARDAR & MAJOR ROHAIL

Sardar ur Major Rohail ke
Larai ho gae

Major Rohail:
Mein army mein major hu

Sardar:
OY! Darata kis ko hy
Mera beta bhe Cedit school
Ka student hai

JAVIED (Larkana)

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FARAZ UR ANTI MISBA

Ullfat k jazbat dil me he
Daba k rakh dye Faraz
.
Hajj ka keh k Anti Misba ne
Pakr le Dubai ke Parwaz

FARAZ AHMAD FARAZ (Jannat Fardoos)

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BUBBLI K ABU

Bubbli:
Ami ami aj school me ek uncle mele
Wo kehte the k wo bhe mere abu hai
.
.
Anti Misba:
Beta wo tunhare nhe tumhare bhai k
Abu hai


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BUBBLI CONFUSED

Bubbli:
Ami me bohat confuse hu
.
Anti Misba:
Kyu beta kya hova..?
.
Bubbli:
“Father” pr essay likhna hai
ur
samaj nhe aata k kis “uncle” ka
naam lekho


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MAJOR ROHAIL KA ABBA

Major Rohail:
Abba ye achi bat nhi,
Dosto me meri bohat
Beizati hoti hai
.
.
Abba:
Kyu..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Sb dosto k abba maar gae
Mera abba abi tk zinda hai

MASTANA (Faislabad)

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ANTI MISBA’S BARYANI

Anti Misba’s baryani recipe
.
Chawal aatte me daal k
Thori se cheene mix kr lo
Phir lipton daalo ur ye lo
kofte tyar
.
Anti Misba ko kha tha k
GAJNI na dekhna


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ANTI MISBA IN BEAUTY PARLOR

Anti Misba baal dye krvane gae
.
Keune 500 ka
Koe sasta
Revlon 400
Ur sasta
Kala Kola 100
Ur sasta
Samsul 50 ka
Ur sasta
Madam ye lo 20 rupe ur
Ja k mehndi lgalo

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA HAJJ

Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
.
.
Who kese..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya

RAZAQ (Hydrabad)

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ANTI MISBA K TOOTKE

Anti Misba k
Gharelo tootke
.
Agr ap ko koe baat HAZAM na
Ho rhe ho
.
Ya koe baat ap k payt me dard
Kr rhe ho
.
.
To estamal kro
.
.
.
Dabur ka Hajmola

TAHIR (Gujrat)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & MASJID

Masjid mein Namazyo ne
Major Rohail ko bohat mara
.
.
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Namaz k duran Major Rohail k mobile
Pr phone aya
ur
Ring tone bajna shuru hoe
.
“HARE KARISHNA HARE RAAM”

FAISAL (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL’S SEX LIFE

Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab my wife is not good at sex
.
.
Doctor:
I know ur wife very well

KHAWAJA (Laiyl Pur)

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ANTI MISBA’S SEX LIFE

Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab me & my wife don’t have a
Good sex life
.
Dr.-
Kya ye sach hy..?
.
Anti Misba:
Muje mere husband ka to pta
Nhe BUT I have a gr8 sex life

DELAWAR (Dehli)

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA AFFAIR

Anti Misba:
Mera husband kse ur k
Sath sex krta hai
.
Judge:
Teri BV me kya kami hy
Jo tu kse ur k sath sex krta hy
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab BV me sirf LUN
Ke kami hai

AHSAN (DHA)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & B.P

Major Rohail & B.V
Watching BP
LUN pe sucking ka scene
.
Major Rohail:
Mera b dil kr rha hai
.
BV:
U know I don’t suck
.
Major Rohail:
Mein tere nhe apni baat kr rha hu

OMAR (Lahore)

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MAJOR ROHAIL SUCKING LUN

Major Rohail was sucking LUN
Of Genral sab
.
After Suckiing
.
Genral:
Saale kbe brush b kr lya
Kr LUN se badbu ane lg gae hai

SHERAZ (Jehlum)

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MAJOR ROHAIL CRYING

General was fucking Major Rohail
.
Major Rohail was crying coz of pain
.
Genral:
Oy! Kya auraton ke tra chekh rha hai
Mard bn mard

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MAJOR ROHAIL KARGIL MEIN

Major Rohail ne Kargil ke jung
Mein ghadari ke ye to sb ko
Pta hai
.
Pr kya ghadari ke..?
.
Apne fojiyo ko choor k
Dushman k fojiyo se
GAND mrvata raha

GUL HAMEED AHMAD (Canal view)

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ANTI MISBA KE PAIN

Anti Misba:
When ever I hv sex I feel pain
.
Dr-
Let me see
.
After Check up
.
Anti Misba:
What was the problem
.
Dr-
Aandar kese ke ROLEX reh gae the


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ANTI MISBA & TOILET FLUSH

What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Toilet Flush
.
.
.
Dono ko estamal krne k lye
Apni shalwar uutarni parhti hai

SHABANA (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA # 1

Choot me dalne ka muqabla
.
Aswarya angor lye
Ketrena apple lye
Malika apple lye
Meera Tarbuz lye
Anti Misba kele
.
.
.
Ka darakht uutha lye

HAMEED (Sahiwal)

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ANTI MISBA & MAGGI NOODLES

What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Maggi Noodles
.
.
.
.
Bs 2 minute mein tyar


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ANTI MISBA POEM

Tera naam hy Anti Misba
Tu ne lya hy kiska kiska
.
Lya hy me ne sirf uska
Bank balance hy jiska
.
Naam hy mera Anti Misba
Custmr aj tk koe nye khiska
.
Lena hy agr mere chaska
To na lgao muje maska
.
Sunnao pyse ke jhnkar
Na bano zyada fankar
.
Sirf pysee ka hy saawal
Phir dekho mera kamal
.
Chahe mere muu me daal
Ya phir kar de mere laal

JAMEEL (Toba Tk Sing)

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nEw MiRcH MaAssALa

nEw MiRcH MaAssALa

WARNING

Rozana muthh marne se
Parhez karen
Yad rakhyn
K
LUN mai jaan
Tu mard ki shan
.
.
Wazarat-e-chudai

FARUKAH (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA & BABA

Ek baba ne Anti Misba ke GAND
Mein ungel dal de
.
Anti Misba-
Miss call kyu marte ho
.
Baba-
Shlwar uttar k bola
“mera to balance he khtam hy”

WAQAS (Karachi)

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ELECTION & ERECTION

What is common b/n
Election
&
Erection
.
.
Dono mein UMEEDWAR khara hota hy

SAIMA (XXX)

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ANTI MISBA KA AWARD

Army walo ne apni officer
“Anti Misba”
ko mohab-e-watan hone ka
award dya
.
.
Kyu…?
.
.
.
Kyu K Anti misba ne apne
Character pr DAGH lgva lya
Pr wardi pr na lagne dya

FIZA (XXX)

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BANK & BRAIZER

What is common b/n
Bank & Brazier
.
.
Dono k andar jtna MAAL
Zyada….
Utna Interest Zyada

HASHAM (XXX)

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FARZ KE ULLAD

Meri jitni b NAJAIZ ullad ho ge
Faraz
.
.
Wo mere klam ko beggar k phlye ge



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PHATAN SCIENCE

Phatan claims
They can tell future of boy or girl
By feeling their GAND
.
.
.
This knowledge is called
.
.
“ASS-trology”

MUDASAR (XXX)

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PETROL

Boy-App raat ko mom k sath kya kr rhe the..?
.
Dad-Beta petrol daal rha tha
.
Boy-Papa mom ke average check krao
Aj subha nokar bhe petrol daal k gya hy

AUNTI CANDY (Karaci,Lahore,Islamabad)

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MAJOR ROHAIL’S PHONE

Phone bja

Major Rohail-
Mera ho to keh dena ghar pr nhe
.
B.V-Jee wo ghar pr hy
.
Major Rohail-Me ne tume kha that mna kr dena
.
B.V-Fone mere lye tha

RAZA RABANI (Peshawar)

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ANTI MISBA “KAB AAO GE”

Anti Misba-
Mein tumhari yad me 15 din me he aadhi mar gye hu
Muje lene kb aa rhe ho..?
.
.
Major Rohail-
“15 din baad”

OMAR (Lahore)

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SEX POEM

Mehfil-e-sex sajao to koi baat bane,
.
Dolat-e-kiss lutao to koi baat bane,
.
Doodh cup se peena gawara nhe muje,
.
Direct B(.)(.)BS se pilao to koi baat bane

RIZWAN (XXX)

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TRAIN,BACHA,DAD UR MADARCHOD

Ek bacha train se kheel rha tha
Uur keh rha tha
Js madar chod ne chrna hy char jy
Js madar chod ne utarna hy uttar jy
.
Ye suun kr dad ne train wapas lely
.
Dad ne jb dekha k bacha khuch nhe bool
Rha to us ne train wapas kr de
.
Bacha phir se train se khelne lg gya
Js madar chod ne chrna hy char jy
Js madar chod ne utarna hy uttar jy
Pehle he ek madar chod
Ke waja se train late ho
Gae hy

IRFAN KHAN (Pakistan)

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DIRTY POEM

Sher-o-Shyri se tuje koi kaam nhe,
.
Tu qatal b krde to tuj pe elzam nhe,
.
Kabi to aaiga tu mere ghar DAWAT khane
.
Bed pr lita k na CHODA to mera
B naam Irfan Khan nhe

IRFAN KHAN (Pakistan)

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BURA BOY FRND

Boy frnd chahe jitna b bura ban jai,
.
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna
.
Q….K
.
Pani chahe jitna b gnda ho jae
.
Aag bhjane k lye kafi hota hy


ATTA ..M (Pakistan,Karachi)

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PHATAN & GADHE(donkey)

What is common b/n
Phatan
&
Gadha
.
Phatan ur gadhe
Dono bachpan mein bohat
Pyare hote hy
Ur
Bare ho kr transport
Ka kaam krte hy

KOCHA KHAN (Peshawar)

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DAD & EXAMS

Dad-
Oy tu sms parh rha hy,
MATRIC
k exam ke tyari kr
.
Boy-
App ghalt soch rhe hy
.
Dad-
Sma parhne wala ur send krne
Wala ghalt
.
Boy-
Dad exam matric ka nhe
B.A ka hy


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FARAZ UR MASOOMIYAT

Us ne ek baar bhe mere masoomiyat ko na dekha
Faraz
Bs pakra ur 300 ka chalan thma dya hath mein

RAJA (Karachi)

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DENTIST KE BETI

Dentisit ke beti-
Aj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ke baat na ke.?
.
.
Boy-Bs aj b mear hosla nhe hova khamoshi
Se ek ur daant niklwa ka aa gya

MOHSIN (KARACHI)

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HAMARE SMS

Hmare sms se log smjte hy,
.
.
K hume aadat hy pyse urane ki,
.
.
Lekin…
.
.
Wo nadan kya smjhain..?
.
K ye b ek ada hy
.
KHERAT bhejvane
ur
ZAKAT ktwane ke


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ISHQ UR APP

Ishq kitta C zor shor de naal
.
Phirda C barri tour de naal
.
Per aggay tu ishq kareen
Zara ghor de naal
.
Q
K
Kal me teri waali wekhi
C kisi hor de naal….


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TEACHER & PAPPU

Teacher-
Wo 3 lafz btao jo sb se zyada bole jate hy
.
.
Pappu-
Muje nhe pta
.
Teacher-
Shabash baith jao
.
.
App ne socha I LOVE YOU
Ap bhe Pappu ke tra zehan saaf rakhe

ROHAIL KANJAR (Heramandi)

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TWO INTERESTS

Apne 2 he shoq hai
.
.
.
1 acha khana
.
.
.
2 ap ke bajana
.
.
.
Nhi Nhi who nhi sirf
Message ki TONE
But I like the way u think

MOHSIN (Multan)

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VOMITING

Agr girl vomit kre to
.
Parents-
Kon hy wo kamina
.
Agr Boy vomit kre to
.
Parents-Kamine kha se pee k aya hy
.
Jo B vomit kre
Bechara larka he kamina…?

RIZWAN (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA KA NEW DRESS

During sex

Anti Misba-
Oh! Shit ye kya keya sare k sare
Sperms mere new dress pr nekal dye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Don’t worry SURF EXCEL HY NA
“Dagh to ache hote hy”

OMAR & FAISAL (Lahore)

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FILL THE BLANKS

FALT_
ST_PID
GAND_
CH_TYA
B_ND
PH_DI
K_TTA
F_CK
BUDH_
L_N
BEVAK_F
OLL_
.
.
See how every thing is
Incomplete without
…..””U””…..



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GaRaMmm MaSaaALaa

AdULt SmS jOkEs


THE HALWA RECIPIE

Major Rohail ke BV Halwa le kar mehmaan
k saamney Nangi aagiy
.
Major Rohail :
“Bewakuf Jahil aurat ye kya hai”
.
Anti Misba :
“Recipie book mein lekha tha
SERVE IT HOT WITHOUT DRESSING”

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THE TRACKER

Major Rohail ne apni mashuqa mein Tracker
lga dya,ta k pta chle k wo khee jati to nhe
.
Aftr 1 month
.
Tracker company fee……….Rs.1000
.
.
.
.
Bike Petrol……………….Rs.16,000

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NORMAL SEX LIFE

Anti Misba :
“Dr. when can I resume normal sexual life?”
.
Doctor(surprisingly) :
“ U R the first one to ask me this
question after TONSILS operation”

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XXX MOVIE

Major sab today I saw ur daughter in a XXX movie
.
Major Rohail :
“Ghuse se! Sali,Kuttya,Haramzadi,Gashti….
Muje to kehti thi ROLE nhe mila”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

POCKET MONEY

Anti Misba to Kunwari Pregnant Beti
.
“Pehle tu muje un pyso ka hesaab de jo tu
pocket money leti thi ur kehti thi k
condoms & birth control pills pr khrch ho gae”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I THINK SHE’S CHEATING ON ME

Major Rohail :
“Dr. sab muje shaq hai k mere
mashuqa kse ur se chudvati hai”
.
Doctor :
“Ap ke mehbooba ka naam…?”
.
Major Rohail :
“Us ka naam Misba hai”
.
Doctor :
“Kmal hai 16 ur larko ko bhe
Misba se yhe shekayt hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NOT USED ONCED

Major Rohail ne apni BV ke phudi mein
COUNTER fit kr dya
.
Jb wo Jung se waps aya to counter 000 pr tha
.
Wo both khush hova ur dukandar
ko counter waps krne chla gya
.
Major Rohail
“Ye lo ek dfa bhe use nhe hove”
.
Dukandar :
“Sir ye 999 dfa use ho k 000 ho gya hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NEW SMS LAW

National Assembly has passed a bill under SMS act 7,
according to which changing or altering a SMS msg
B4 forwarding it is illegal
(Ministry SMS msgs)
(Preserve SMS act 7)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

CHALANGE FOR YOU

Chlng 4 U
Wo kon se cheez hai js ka
Na sir hai na Pao
Na koe Tuk
Na koe Ehmeyat
Bilkul Fazool
Ap ko mele to ap khush ho ge
Ur dosro k sath share kro ge
.
.
.
.
Answer:
YE SMS MSG

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APP AYE HMARE GHAR

App aye hmare ghar

Wah wah wah

App aye hmare ghar

Kbhe hm ap ko dekhte hai
Ur
Kbhe apne LUN ko

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KEY PAD

1 2abc 3def

4ghi 5jkl 6mno

7pqrs 8tuv 9wxyz

*+ 0 #

Ye lo keypad bheja hai
Mobile khud khred lo
Ur phir
Muje SMS ya call kro

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SLAP THE SHIT OUT

Major Rohail was fucking Anti Misba
During sex he urinated in her vaging
Anti slaped the shit out of him
&
Said
“U ass hole ! how dare u urinate
at a public place”

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I AM A VIRGIN

Anti Misba : I am virgin

Major Rohail : I will check first thn marry you

Anti Misba : Believe me honey! I m a virgin ,
16 boys have already checked”

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TAAZZA TAREEN NEWS

Anti Misba ne aj tk LUN nhe dekha
.
Kyo…?
.
.
.
“Jo b customer ata hai,
Aata hai light bujata hai,
Ur uss pr char jata hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BILL PAYMENT

Ding Dong

Anti Misba : Kon hai….?

Mein G doodh wala bill k pyse de do

Anti Misba : “Kal aana aah ohh ahh abi Akhbar
aah ooh aah abi Akhbar wale aah
ohh aah ka bill de rhe hu”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA POEM

Ek hai shma sb hai parvene,
Misba tre phudi k lakho dewane,

Tere phudi hai gheri khaiy,
Tu ne hai sb se chudvai,

Misba tere mummay pyare,
Uff! Ye tere phudi k nzare,

Misba ke phudi ek sumndar,
Ktne dale LUN tu ne andar,

Khushkhbri sun SMS dulare,
Ab
Beti b dekhay ge johar sare,
Ho gae na vaare neyare,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

24 Hrs 7 DAYS A WEEK

1-Airports
.
2-News Channels
.
3-Gas Stations
.
4-Inter Net
.
5-Railway
.
6-Dehli Gate
Red Light Area
(Anti Misba)
.
7-Hosptls
.
8-ATM
.
9-Telecom
.
&
.
10-My SMS msgs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NEIGHBOR BOY

Girl: Mom ye neighbors ka larka
roz muje LUN dekha k bhag jata hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mom: Sala bohat harami hai apne baap pr gya hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A BOMB BLAST

Choot Chowk pr bomb blast,
20 phudia halak,
10 lun zakhmi,
22 topay khul gae,
40 mummay la pta,
Police ne
19 tattay pkr lye
Baki frar
SMS milte he under ground
Ho jao

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


ASHWARYA

Anti Misba ne Amitab Bchn ko larki supply ke

Ashwarya ne ehtjaj kya…..

Kyo…?

Ashwrya ka kehna hai k BIG B ke
family me wo apni jga kse ko nhe lene de ge

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


LADIES TOILET

Major Rohail jaldi se bhag k
ladies toilet mein ghus gya

Anti Misba chillaai
“Madar chod ye ladies toilet hai”

Major Rohail
“Pant uttar k bola ye b ladies k lye he hai”

Major saab k deikh k
Sab ladies ke hassi nekal gae

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


DONKEY PROTEST

Major Rohail ko Kargil ke jung mein ghadari krne
k jurm mein muu kala kr k ghadhay pr betha dya

Ghadhay ne ejtjaj kya

Kyo?

Ghaday ke b koe self respect hoti hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BEGHAIRAT

Height of Begharity
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Apni beti ka rape hote dekh kr
Major Rohail ka bhe LUND
Khara ho gya

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BACHPAN K DIN

Bachpan k din b kitne hassen the,

Jb who khela krte the,

Anti Misba lolly pop ke zid krte the,
Ur
Major Rohail apni patn ke zip khool
k mna lya krta tha

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANJUMAN TAATE BACHAO
Tareekh K ayene me!

Zamana qadeem se tatton ko qadar ki nigha se
nai dekha gya ur un ko asal mukaam nhe dya gya

Ye ek haqiqat hai k kamyab LUN k
peeche tatton ka zoor hota hai

Tatton ko ehtram ka mukaam delane k lye
“ANJUMAN TATTEE BACHAO”
Ka qayam amal me laya gya hai

Tmam tatte 30 January 2009 ko
Mulk geer tehreek shuru kr rhe hai

App ke bharpur shirkat lazami hai

Umeed hai app jese AZEEM TATTE ki
shirkat se baqi tattoo ko bohat hosla mele ga

Thank You
Chairman
“Anjuman Tatte Bchao”
MJ ROHAIL

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

HARD WORKING GIRLS

Research K mutabiq girls jo hai wo
boys se zyada Mehnati hoti hai
.
.
.
.
Kyo K 100 mein se 10 girls
Naturally khubsoorat hoti hai
.
.
.
.
Ur baqi apni Mehnat se….
(NO offence girls wahabi loves u all)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



MULTI BOY FRIENDS

JAZZ BF: Hello darling
Girl : Aur Sunao

U-Fone BF : Kya tumhare dil mein main hu?
Girl : Tum he to ho

ZONG BF : Tmhe chand kho k phool kho?
Girl : Sab keh do

TELENOR BF : Kya hr larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl : Yahi hai dhun sab ke

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

HUMAN STYLE

Ek kutta dosre se
“Oy! Aj kl jha rash ho wha ne jaya kr”

2nd Kutta
“Wo kyo…?”

1st Kutta
“Saaly, Agr bomb blast ho gya to
tu INSAAN ke moat mary ga”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GIRLS CAN’T DO

Aisa kon sa kaam hai jo 5 girls ek sath nhe
kr skte…….Lekin 5 boys ek sath kr skte hai
.
.
.
.
.
Ek he BAALTI mein SUU SUU
Ha ha ha ha ha

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PERFECT EXAMPLE

TENSION : When BV is prgnent

TERROR : When Girlfrnd is pregnant

HORROR : When both are pregnant

TRADEDY : When u r not responsible for both

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

SARDAR G & Dr.

Doctor
“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”

Sardar
“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

JUST BORN

A just born baby was laughing with it’s tinny finguers closed,
The confused pediatrician unfolded his fingures and found…..
.
.
.
.
A birth control pill

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DOSTY K SHOOLAY

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho,

Kal mai aj jaisi koi bat ho na ho

Ap ke DOSTY hamesha es
Dil mai rahe ge,

Chahy app mai
INSAANO wali koi baat ho na ho

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GIRLS OR BALLS

16 to 21
“Like a football, ek k peche 22 log”

21 to 30
“Like a cricket ball, ek k hath mein
aati hai ur baqi talya bjate hai”

30 to 40
“Ye to larki nhe aurat hoti hai,
tennis ball ke trha,
ek kehta hai tu rakh
ur
dosra kehta hai ye le tu rakh”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


MAJOR KESE BNA…?

Major Rohail
Tum dusro se chudvati kuo ho

Anti Misba
Tum Army mein gand marvate kyo ho

Major Rohail
Mein Major ese he to nhe bna

Anti Misba
Ghar mein LCD,DVD,A.C,T.V b ese he
to nhe aye

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

JUNG KA MEEDAN

Major Rohail ke maa boarder pr
apni tange khool k leet gae

Nxt day in news

Two Pirthvi meezail
&
Three Akash tanks
MISSING

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MNA

MNA
Tum ne muj se bewafai ktni dfa ke hai

BV
Sirf 3 bar

MNA
Kb kb ?

BV
1st time jb ap ka operation hona the to
Doctor se chudvai the

2nd time jb app jail me the to judge
se chudvai the

MNA
Ur 3dr time?

BV
Wo g jb ap ne MNA banna tha ur ap k pass
76 seats kum the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GAND ME UNGLE

Anti Misba apne bache ke gand
Mein ungli de rhe the

Major Rohail
Ye kya kr rhe ho..?

Anti Misba
Army k ENTRY test ke tyari krva rhe ho

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANGERY FARAZ

Un se kehdo k yunh hr baat
Pr hum se rutha na kry Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kse din meter ghoom gya
to bund maar de ge hum

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Rs.101

Mj Rohail
Pysa chaheye jao phudi mrvao

Anti Misba
OK

Nxt day

Anti Misba
Ye lo Rs.101

Mj Rohail
100 rupya to smj ata hai
ye 1 rupya ks ne dya?

Atni Misba
G sab logo ne ek ek dya

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


GENERAL KYANI

Gerneral Kyani
Army wale ghadaron ke maaa chood de ge
.
.
.
.
Major Rohail
Sir Army wha jae ge ya mein apni maaa ko yha lao

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

SPELLING MISTAKE

Lot of Aunties crowded a bookshop cause of a
Spelling mistake in an add which read
.
.
.
Special offer
Get new BOOBS in exchange of old ones…

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


GANG RAPE OF ANTI MISBA

Judge sab ye 40 larke the ur mein 1

20 ne gand mari
20 ne phudi mari
20 ne muu me dala

Judge
Ye to 60 ho gae

Anti Misba
Judge sab baki 20 ne pyse deye the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MECHANICAL ENGINEER

Ek mechanical engineer
Ke BV ke delivery hoe

Us ne husbnd ko SMS kya
Mubarak ho apka spare part aa gya hai

Husband ne reply kya
NUT hai ya BOLT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FAIL YA PASS

1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k
“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”
aur
“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”
.
Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya
.
tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Enak & Lrki

Teacher: Lrki or enak me kya cheez mushtrik hy?
.
.
.
Student: Miss istemal k wakt dono ke tangei kholni prti hein

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Mza Dubala

Ek Hakeem ne pthan ke bemari ka ilaj aurat ka dudh tjveez kya.
Bri mushkil se ek aurat ko razi kya.

Dudh pilate hue ek aurat garam ho gye
Us ne sexy awaz bna kr pucha: kuch aur b chahye tu btao

Pthan: Agr sath busicuit b mil jaen tu mza dubala ho jye ge


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Family Business

Ap ke beti k kmre se ye teen cheezei mili hein

2,3 mobiles
kuch condoms
6,7 sim
chand xxx CDs
larko k numbr

Bubbli: Family business mei help krna konsa jurm hy?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Male or Female

R u male or Female?
Answer k lea niche dekhein
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
oh no dear ! Yaha nae apne niche.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


If u r Pregnant


Read this only if u r pregnant !
.
.
.
.
R u pregnant?

Nhe na?
.
then y r u reading this msg? Shoq tu dekho amma ban ne ka :P

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Bubbli,penty aur jiju

Bubbli mini skirt mei jiju k pas aa kr boli

“jiju! Dekhye to, jhukne se mri penti dikhti hy kya?

.
.
.
Jija g: pehle penty pehn tu lo phir dekhana

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Condom in Urdu

Define condom in urdu
.
.
.
Rabar ka chikna ghilaf-e-uzwy tanassul
baraye bandish e afzaish e nasal
.
.
Urdu bol k geo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Chaska hot SmS

aDuLt sMs JoKeSs


Sexy Teacher

A sexy girl goes to a school for a job.
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?
Girl: No i can teach only dalo g and nikaalo g..
...........................................................……………………………

FARAZ ON CONDOMS

Hamaray sabar ki inteha kiya dekhtey ho FARAZ.....

Woh hum se CONDOM mangwa rahi thi kisi or k liye.....!

………………………………………………………………………………

Food diminishing Women’s sex

Finally scientists have discovered a food
that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%

.
.
.

.
.
It’s called the Wedding Cake

……………………………………………………………………………………..

New Abbreviations
PIA = Pain In Ur Ass
USA = Under Skirts Activities
PUMA = Press Untill Milk Arrive
ARAB = After Rape Apply Balm
CUBA = Caught Under Bra Area

………………………………………………………………………….

Himmat vs Haddi

Arz hai,
"Na Himmat muj may hai,
na meri haddi me hai;
Na himmat muj may hai,na mere haddi me..
Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke meri chaddi me hai.


……..……………………………………………………………..

hahahahah

Tum BALWAN ho to apne BAL se..
Tum DHANWAN ho to apne DHAN se.
Tum SUNDAR ho to apne TAN se.
Tum KOMAL ho to apne MAN se..
Par tum jo bhi ho mere LAND se

…………………………………………………………………….

BUBBLI or BCHPAN K DIN

YAAD aate hai BACHPAN ke wo HASiN DiN
Jab BUBBLI or Ham MASTi kiya karte the
BUBBLI LOLiPOP k Liye ROYA karte the

HUM apni CHADI KHOL kar BABBLI MANA Liya karte the

.................................................................……….

Kudrat aur Kismat

Kya diya kudrat ne zamane ko?
EK diya ghusane ko,
do diya dabane ko,
par kismat ke bat hy MAJOR Rohail k
tuje
.
.
.
.
milta hai sirf hilane ko....

…………………………………………………………………..

Malam aur Land

Sardar ki GAND par chot lagi,
woh aaina rakh kar malam laga raha tha
utne me uska land khada ho gaya
to sardar bola niche beth ye apni hi gand hai
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MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE

AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE

Mon:
Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard

Tue:
Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs

Wed:
5,6&7 r ur lucky #s
So keep a measuring tape with u

Thu:
It’s gud day 4 u to achieve sm thng new,
So try to practice with a bigger banana

Fri:
It’s a dull day,all boys busy in Juma prayer

Sat:
2nyt is gud 4 SEX

Sun:
U will get Gud news tht u r not pregnent

…..........................................................................

PHUDI

All the girls with ZERO METER Phudi plz stand up

All the girls with SMALL Phudi plz raise ur hand

All the girls with MEDIUM Phudi say YES

All the girls with LARGE Phudi plz leave the room

All the girls with EXTRA LARGE phudi plz
.
.
PLZ
.
.
PLZ
.
.
Plz stop reading this SMS

…………………..................................................................

ZARURAT-E-RISHTA

ZARURAT-E-RISHTA

Anti Misba

Age 45

Divorced after 30 years of marriage

NO kids

Still Virgin/Zero meter
(Medical Certificate Attached)

X-Wife of
.
.
.
.
PHATAN Major

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WORK n WORK (ok)

Saira:
Maa I m going to work,Suba waps aao ge

Aunti Misba:
No,NO,nhe I can let u do this,
Abi to tere phudi ur gand se
last time wale stiches b nhe khule

Saira:
Maa stiches phudi ur gand pr hai,
Pr naa to muu pr stiches hai
UR na he daanto pr braices …..

…………...................................................................

BIG SIZE

All the people with BIG size LUN plz stand up
.
All the people with MEDIUM size LUN plz raise ur hands
.
All the people with SMALL size LUN please leave the room
.
All the people with EXTRA SMALL size LUN plz
.
.
.
PLZ
.
PLZ
.
Plz stop reading this SMS

………...................................................................


Biology Teacher

Biology Teacher:
Boys can u tell me exactly where ur heart is?
.
.
.
.
ALL BOYS SHOUTED LOUDLY
.
.
“Aunti MISBA K PASS”

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STAGE DANCE

Anti Misba ne stage pr aa kr dance kya
Sbne taali bjai
Anti Misba ne kapre uttar k dance kya
Kse ne talli nhe bjai
.
.
.
Ek haath se talli nhe bjti

…………………………………….................................................

KHIRKI

Parrosi to Major Rohail:
Raat teri khirki khilli C
Me bhabi de te tera SEX scene veikh lya,

Major Rohail: Lay haath sutt,Me ty raati ghar e nhe C

…………....................................................................

WIVES

Satna’s BV
Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV
Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV
Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV
OY! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

……………………………………………...................................................

NURSE MISBA

Police: Why u fuck Nurse Misba?

Major Rohail:
Hospital said during delivery procedure NURSE MISBA will b ur mid wife

…………………………………….. .......................................

MUSIBAT KA WAQT

Major Rohail:
Pta hai musibat k waqt Gadhe
ko b baap bnana pra hai

Aunti Misba:
Bhaee himat hy tumhari maa ke jo maan jati hai
………………………………………………………............................................

F.I.R

Major Rohail ur Misba ke shadi hoe

Mjor k khlaf Dehli Gate k logo ne Police me case kr dya

Why?
.
.
.
.
Major Hmare Mohale ke RONAK le gya saala


...................................................…………………………………………..

TANGE UR KHOLO


Major Rohail:
Aah aah tange kholo
ur kholo,ur ur zyada kholo
.
Aunti Misba:
Ab kya TATTE b andr dalne hai
.
Major Rohail:
Nhe waps bahir nekalne hai
......……………………………................................................

Pakar lo na…

Pakar

Pakar

Hath mein Pakar

Daba mt

Oh ho Qatray gir rhe hai

Jaldi se mu me daal le

Aaha

Ab bta mza aya na…?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
“RASGULLA KHANE KA”
..............…………………………………………...............................

Horse & Chicken

Horse n Chick were good frnds
1 day Horse fell into river
Chick called a farmer,
who used his BMW to lift the horse
Aftr sm days,chick fell into the river
Horse lowered his DICK & pulled the chick out
MORAL:
If u hv big dick,u don’t need BMW to pick up chicks

………………………………...................................................

Kind Hearted

Bubbli : Wana Fuck?

Major Rohail : No I do not fuck unmarried girls

Bubbly : Why?
.
.
.
.
.
Major Rohail : Muje khoon khraba psnd nhi




...……………………........................................................................

Sexy Msgs

AdULt SmS jOkEsS


Tax Collection

Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax

Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use

………………………..…………………………………………………………..

Faraz & Major Rohail

Ham ne tu usay ajnabi smjha tha Faraz

Pr wo Major Rohail tu meri he najaez aulaad nikli

…………………………………………………………………………………………
Information & Data

Whats the difference b/w Information & Data

An information is 362436
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
&
.
.

A data is
36-24-36

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Manstural Cycle

Major Rohail : Want to fuck

Misba: I m having manstural cycle

Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70

………………………………………………………………

Chicken & Baby

Difference b/w
Chicken
&
baby
.
.
.
.
Chicken is result of patiently sitting hen
&
Baby is result of impatiently standing cock

…………………………………………………………………………….

Snow storm & men

What is common b/w
men
&
snow storm

U never know when they are coming
.
How many inches u will get
.
How long they will last

………………………………………………………………………….

Cycle & Gashti

Difference b/w

Cycle
&
Gashti

Jo sb larko k sath sex kre wo cycle
Jo sb k sath kre ur app k sath nhe wo gashti

……………………………………………………………………………………

Four animals & a women

Four animals found in women’s panty
A pussy,
Hare,
an ass
&
.
.
.
occasionally a cock

…………………..………………………………………………………..

Types of Women’s sex

Women hv 4 types of sex

Asthmatic: ahh ah oh oh aah
Obedient: ya yes oh yes yes
Greedy: more,more,plz more
Religious: oh God, oh God, oh Oh God

……………………………………………………………………………..

Bill Clinton & His grl frnd

What did Bill Clinton said
when he was accused of copying home work from his grl frnd at oxford

“” I don’t hv any textual relation with tht woman””

…………………………………………………………………………

Bulb or Bowling Ball

What would u rather b a bulb or a bowling ball?

It depends if u would like to

Get screwed
Or
Fingered

………………………………………………………………………
Send me SMS

Santa
Banta
Fazaz
Major Rohail
Sardar
Pathan
Anti Misba
Nargis
Malika Shirawat
Zardari
Musharaf
Bubbli
Pappu

K bad ab apke bari b a skti hy
Is lye jaldi jaldi

Sms kro

……………………………………………………………………….

Qaumi Versa

SmS heroes
Santa, Banta,
Pthan,
Major Rohail,
Sardar,
Zardari,
Anti Misba,
Nargis,
Bubbli,
Malika Shirawat,
Musharaf
Hmara Qaumi versa hein
in ka ehtram tm pr wajib hy

…………..…..……………………………………………………..

2008 SMS Awards

10th- Santa Banta
9th-Musharaf
8th- Major Rohail
7th- Pathan
6th- Anti Misba
5th- Nargis
4th- Saradr
3rd-Zardari
2nd- Bush
.
.
who’s 1st
.
.
.
1st- Faraz

…………………….……………………………………………………

Right Hand

Ur B.v is ur right hand
But when ur b.v is gone

Ur right hand neighbour becomes ur b.v

When ur right hand neighbor is also gone

Ur right hand becomes ur b.v

……………………………………………………………………………

Next Morning


What did Major Rohail said to his wife after suhag raat sex?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Allah de vaste svere shareeke nu na dessei,
nae ta mre bari bisti hoe ge

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Up & Down
Up
n
Down
Oh no
Up
Up
And
Up
Oh good
Down
Down
Down
Stop
Oh not again
Up
Up
Up
Oper
Niche
Oper
Niche
Shit yar
Ye gas ur petrol k price kbe upper kbe niche

………………………………...…………………………………………….

Bubbli on Suhagraat

Husband- jaanu apko aj sex kr k kesa lga

.
.
.
Bubbli- bssss college ke yad aa gye ;)

……………………………………………………………………..…………

Tight Phuddi

kya apke phuddi tight hy?

Bubbli: khudi check kr lo,
eg unli dalo, dusri ungli dalo,
hath dalo,
gud dusra hath dalo,
ab taali bjao………
nhe bajti na?
Dekha meri kitni tight hy

………………………………………………………………………………….


Types of Women sex:

Women hv 4 types of sex

Asthematic- ahhh ahh ohh ah ahhhhh

Obedient- yess yess yaaa ys yesss

Greedy- more,more,more,plz more

Religious- oh God.....oh God,Oh God

_________________________________________________
Major Rohail & MIlking Machine


Major Rohail tried cow's milking machine on his penis

He had a lot of fun, but when he was unable to remove it

He got faint after reading manual

""Autorelease after 5 liters""

__________________________________________

Major Rohail & Wife

Major Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa

Anti Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai
________________________________________________
Jaadugar

Anti Misba with open legs Asked Rohail to fuck her

Anti Misba: Hmara bacha hoga tu hm uska kya nam rkhein ge???
Major Rohail Condom pehente charhate hue bola:

Agr ab b ho gya tu Jaadugar
__________________________________________

__________________________________________________

Fucking Malika Shirawat

Whats the difference b/w
Fucking Malika Shrawat and Fucking Major Rohail’s mom

When you fuck Malika Shrawat
She get paid
But
When u fuck Major Rohail’s mom
U get paid
________________________________________________________

No Rishta

Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu

Major Rohail: okay
Lets start with kisses

__________________________________________________

Sex ka Maza

Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa

Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai

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