nEw MiRcH MaAssALa

nEw MiRcH MaAssALa

WARNING

Rozana muthh marne se
Parhez karen
Yad rakhyn
K
LUN mai jaan
Tu mard ki shan
.
.
Wazarat-e-chudai

FARUKAH (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA & BABA

Ek baba ne Anti Misba ke GAND
Mein ungel dal de
.
Anti Misba-
Miss call kyu marte ho
.
Baba-
Shlwar uttar k bola
“mera to balance he khtam hy”

WAQAS (Karachi)

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ELECTION & ERECTION

What is common b/n
Election
&
Erection
.
.
Dono mein UMEEDWAR khara hota hy

SAIMA (XXX)

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ANTI MISBA KA AWARD

Army walo ne apni officer
“Anti Misba”
ko mohab-e-watan hone ka
award dya
.
.
Kyu…?
.
.
.
Kyu K Anti misba ne apne
Character pr DAGH lgva lya
Pr wardi pr na lagne dya

FIZA (XXX)

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BANK & BRAIZER

What is common b/n
Bank & Brazier
.
.
Dono k andar jtna MAAL
Zyada….
Utna Interest Zyada

HASHAM (XXX)

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FARZ KE ULLAD

Meri jitni b NAJAIZ ullad ho ge
Faraz
.
.
Wo mere klam ko beggar k phlye ge



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PHATAN SCIENCE

Phatan claims
They can tell future of boy or girl
By feeling their GAND
.
.
.
This knowledge is called
.
.
“ASS-trology”

MUDASAR (XXX)

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PETROL

Boy-App raat ko mom k sath kya kr rhe the..?
.
Dad-Beta petrol daal rha tha
.
Boy-Papa mom ke average check krao
Aj subha nokar bhe petrol daal k gya hy

AUNTI CANDY (Karaci,Lahore,Islamabad)

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MAJOR ROHAIL’S PHONE

Phone bja

Major Rohail-
Mera ho to keh dena ghar pr nhe
.
B.V-Jee wo ghar pr hy
.
Major Rohail-Me ne tume kha that mna kr dena
.
B.V-Fone mere lye tha

RAZA RABANI (Peshawar)

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ANTI MISBA “KAB AAO GE”

Anti Misba-
Mein tumhari yad me 15 din me he aadhi mar gye hu
Muje lene kb aa rhe ho..?
.
.
Major Rohail-
“15 din baad”

OMAR (Lahore)

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SEX POEM

Mehfil-e-sex sajao to koi baat bane,
.
Dolat-e-kiss lutao to koi baat bane,
.
Doodh cup se peena gawara nhe muje,
.
Direct B(.)(.)BS se pilao to koi baat bane

RIZWAN (XXX)

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TRAIN,BACHA,DAD UR MADARCHOD

Ek bacha train se kheel rha tha
Uur keh rha tha
Js madar chod ne chrna hy char jy
Js madar chod ne utarna hy uttar jy
.
Ye suun kr dad ne train wapas lely
.
Dad ne jb dekha k bacha khuch nhe bool
Rha to us ne train wapas kr de
.
Bacha phir se train se khelne lg gya
Js madar chod ne chrna hy char jy
Js madar chod ne utarna hy uttar jy
Pehle he ek madar chod
Ke waja se train late ho
Gae hy

IRFAN KHAN (Pakistan)

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DIRTY POEM

Sher-o-Shyri se tuje koi kaam nhe,
.
Tu qatal b krde to tuj pe elzam nhe,
.
Kabi to aaiga tu mere ghar DAWAT khane
.
Bed pr lita k na CHODA to mera
B naam Irfan Khan nhe

IRFAN KHAN (Pakistan)

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BURA BOY FRND

Boy frnd chahe jitna b bura ban jai,
.
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna
.
Q….K
.
Pani chahe jitna b gnda ho jae
.
Aag bhjane k lye kafi hota hy


ATTA ..M (Pakistan,Karachi)

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PHATAN & GADHE(donkey)

What is common b/n
Phatan
&
Gadha
.
Phatan ur gadhe
Dono bachpan mein bohat
Pyare hote hy
Ur
Bare ho kr transport
Ka kaam krte hy

KOCHA KHAN (Peshawar)

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DAD & EXAMS

Dad-
Oy tu sms parh rha hy,
MATRIC
k exam ke tyari kr
.
Boy-
App ghalt soch rhe hy
.
Dad-
Sma parhne wala ur send krne
Wala ghalt
.
Boy-
Dad exam matric ka nhe
B.A ka hy


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FARAZ UR MASOOMIYAT

Us ne ek baar bhe mere masoomiyat ko na dekha
Faraz
Bs pakra ur 300 ka chalan thma dya hath mein

RAJA (Karachi)

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DENTIST KE BETI

Dentisit ke beti-
Aj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ke baat na ke.?
.
.
Boy-Bs aj b mear hosla nhe hova khamoshi
Se ek ur daant niklwa ka aa gya

MOHSIN (KARACHI)

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HAMARE SMS

Hmare sms se log smjte hy,
.
.
K hume aadat hy pyse urane ki,
.
.
Lekin…
.
.
Wo nadan kya smjhain..?
.
K ye b ek ada hy
.
KHERAT bhejvane
ur
ZAKAT ktwane ke


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ISHQ UR APP

Ishq kitta C zor shor de naal
.
Phirda C barri tour de naal
.
Per aggay tu ishq kareen
Zara ghor de naal
.
Q
K
Kal me teri waali wekhi
C kisi hor de naal….


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TEACHER & PAPPU

Teacher-
Wo 3 lafz btao jo sb se zyada bole jate hy
.
.
Pappu-
Muje nhe pta
.
Teacher-
Shabash baith jao
.
.
App ne socha I LOVE YOU
Ap bhe Pappu ke tra zehan saaf rakhe

ROHAIL KANJAR (Heramandi)

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TWO INTERESTS

Apne 2 he shoq hai
.
.
.
1 acha khana
.
.
.
2 ap ke bajana
.
.
.
Nhi Nhi who nhi sirf
Message ki TONE
But I like the way u think

MOHSIN (Multan)

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VOMITING

Agr girl vomit kre to
.
Parents-
Kon hy wo kamina
.
Agr Boy vomit kre to
.
Parents-Kamine kha se pee k aya hy
.
Jo B vomit kre
Bechara larka he kamina…?

RIZWAN (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA KA NEW DRESS

During sex

Anti Misba-
Oh! Shit ye kya keya sare k sare
Sperms mere new dress pr nekal dye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Don’t worry SURF EXCEL HY NA
“Dagh to ache hote hy”

OMAR & FAISAL (Lahore)

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FILL THE BLANKS

FALT_
ST_PID
GAND_
CH_TYA
B_ND
PH_DI
K_TTA
F_CK
BUDH_
L_N
BEVAK_F
OLL_
.
.
See how every thing is
Incomplete without
…..””U””…..



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