19-2-2009 JuSt AdDeD Love,Faraz,Romantic,Good Night,Good Morning,SmS messages

19-2-2009

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SMS COLLECTION

**FaRaZ**SaRdAr**SaNtA bAnTa**PhAtAn**
**LoVe**RoMaNtIc**PoEtRy**
**GoOd MoRnInG & GoOd NiGht**



QYAMAT KI 5 NISHANYA

IMF ka qarza uttar jae ga
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Load shading khatam ho jae ge
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NEW dam bne ge
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India mein Pakistni movies
Lge ge
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Pakstan dubara world cup
Jete ga



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5 THINGS NOT 2 LOSE

In life 5 things u should
Never lose
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Character
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Self respect
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Hope
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Heart
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Well, you know my name…

KISNA (Kashana)

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QYAMAT KB AYE GE

Qyamat kb aye ge ?

JAB

Zardari imandari krega
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Altaf Karachi aye ga
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Musharaf par muqddma chale ga
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Sheri Rehman parda kre ge
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Nawaz aqalmand ho ga
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Chief Justice bahal ho ga
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Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga
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Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga
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India world cup jete ga
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Lalu parshad politics chore de ga
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China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga
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Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge
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Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga

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YE KYA DEKH RHE HO

IDE-7418
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ACT-751
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M-9152
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AC-2039
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ACH-201
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MNP-4848
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LRA-5643
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W-145
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Dekh kya rhe ho
Ye un CARS k number hai
Jin pr tum ne subha
Kapra marna hai

DING DONG (Pindi)

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YE KYA HAI FARAZ

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Ye kya batmezi hai Faraz

NIMKO (34km GT Road Chak 612)

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GOLDEN WORDS

Golden words of a scholor

1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
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2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..

(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)

YAHOO (smsjokes.blogspot.com)

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FARAZ & DIL

Ab wo chuura(knife) le k mere peeche
Lag gae hai Faraz
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Jb se main ne kaha hai
“dil cheer k dekh mera naam ho ga”

JUNAID SULEHRI (Shabistan e johar)

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BEST FRIENDS

If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
“Lets go togather Friend”

OY! RAJU (http://www.smsxone.com/)

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LEGAL AGE

Why legal age for voting is 18
& for marriage 21
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Kyu K
BV sambhalana mulaq sambhalne se
Zyada mushkil kaam hai

KISNA (Dehli)

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SMS KYU KRTE HO

Muj se kse ne pocha tum sb ko
SMS kyu krte ho..?
Tumhe kya milta hy

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Me ne hanss kr kha
Dena Lena to karobar hy
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Do de kr khuch na le
Wohi pyar hy

SUBHAN ASLAM (A.J Kahmir)

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PAKISTAN & AFGHANISTAN

Pakistan & Afghanistan
Mein kya difference hy..?
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Afghan ka president KARZAI
Ur
Pakistan ke puri Qaum KARZAI

SUNNY (Karachi)

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FARAZ ON ISHQ

Ishq k sumandar may hum bhi
Dob jaen Faraz
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Shart to ye hai kay TITANIC
Wali larki sath ho

SUNNY (Karachi)

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HAR SANS PR LARKA MARTA HY

A girl:
Meri to hr sans pr larka marta hy
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2nd Girl:
Tu acha tooth paste use kya kr

GHAZI (Islamabad)

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WHAT THEY DID

Galileo used 2 study in small Lamp
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Graham bell used 2 study in candle
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Shakespeare used 2 study in street lamp
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Smj ye nhi aata k salay
DIN mein Charas pete the kya..?

MUDASAR (Kuwait <>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A GIFT FOR U

I have a
GIFT 4 u
Plz close ur eyes
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Cheater
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You did not close ur eyes
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Now
No GIFT 4 U
“BYE”

SULEHRI (Gujranwala)

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KISS SMS

Love is heat which is very sweet Love is incomplete till 2 lips meet.



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AADAT & AADAA….?

Adat aur Ada mei frq
Road k nal se pani pina,
Gareeb pye tu ADAT
Aur
Ameer pye tu ADA
Ab ap sms ko he le lein
Mei kru tu ADAT
Ap krein tu ADA

SAMUAL (CANADA)

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SAD SMS LOVE POEM

Ek umr ke judai mera naseeb kr k

Wo tu chala gya,
Batein ajeeb kr k

Tarz e wafa ko uske mei ky nam du ab

Khud door ho gya hy,
Mujhe kareeb kr k

SAMUAL (CANADA)

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AGR KOE TUMHE PAGAL KHE (INSULT SMS)

Koe
Apko Paga
Kahe
Tou!

Dukhi mt hona

Afsos mt krna

Rona b nhe

Darna b nhe

Himmat se khare ho kr
Puchna..!

Oye! Tujhe kese pata chala???

SAMUAL (CANADA)

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FRIENDSHIP SMS

Flowers mean Honey

Honey means Sweet

Sweet means Desire

Desire means Love

Love means Friend

&

Friend means “YOU”

LADLA (LAHORE)

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GOOD NIGHT SMS

Ae chand unko mera Pegham kehna
Khushi ka din aur Hansee ke SHAM kehna
Jab wo dekhe thujhe bahiraa kr
Tu unko mera SALAM kehna

Good Night

LADLA (LAHORE)

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SEND ME SMS

Dil ko dukhane mei
Wqt kitna lagta hy

Aansu bahane mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy

Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati

Wrna ek SMS krne mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy

LADLA (LAHORE)

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FRIENDSHIP SMS

Friendship is love and mutual faith
Receiving & sharing too,
Never demanding just understanding
Such Tender & True

LADLA (LAHORE)

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KYA YHE PYAR HY (URDU FUNNY SMS)

Boy: chalet chalet yunhi ruk jata hu mei
Bethe Bethe kehein kho jata hu mei

Kya yhe pyar hy?

Girl: nhe ye kmzori ke nashani hy
Subah sham Gulucose piya kro

LADLA (LAHORE )

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