Superb sms messages

aDuLt sMs JoKeSs


ANTI MISBA & LULLI PROBLEM

Bubbli:
“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd
ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”
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.
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Anti Misba:
“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr
mohle k mardon ka asra na hot”

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ANTI MISBA KE SEX LIFE

Bubbli:
“Etne saalon bad mele ho,How’s ur sex life”
.
.
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Anti Misba:
“Wohi jo school k zmane mein the….
…Ten to Twelve customers a day”

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ANTI MISBA & BUBBLI

Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

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ANGERY MAJOR ROHAIL

Major Rohail guse se:
“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”
.
Anti Misba:
“Pehle btana that ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae”

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TOOTLI ANTI MISBA

Tootli Anti Misba suit rungwany gae
Anti Misba to Rungwala
.
“Lunn walay mele choot mein aisa lunn
daalna k choot phat jaye magal lunn na nekle”

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ANTI MISBA & ABORTION

Anti Misba:
“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”
.
Dr.
“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”
.
Anti Misba:
“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunah
se behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”

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MAJOR ROHAIL KE TARAQI

Anti Misba:
“Mere husband Major Rohail ke tqraqi ho gae”
.
Bubbli:
“V.good Tuje kese pta chla”
.
Anti Misba:
“Aj un ke GAND se khoon nekl rha tha”

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ANTI MISBA “A” GRADE

Anti Misba:
“A grade chdva k lya”
.
Beti:
“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”
.
Misba:
“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”
.
Beti:
“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”

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Mr. LORA……

Kya tumhary ek ankh hai
.
Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho
.
Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho
.
Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho
.
Nahi na..?
.
Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe
Mr.Lora
Nhe bn skta

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N.W.F.P

N=No
W=Women
F=For
P=Phatans

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GANDHI

What is common b/n
Indra Gandhi
&
Sonia Gandhi
.
Nipples of both were sucked by
Rajiv Gandhi

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TRANSLATION

Trnaslate into URDU/HINDI
.
“RAJU united his mother & Sisiter”
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.
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.
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Raju ne us ke maa behan ek kr de

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PENIS TAG

Some one asked me to put a suitable
Instruction TAG on PENIS
.
.
.
I wrot
“Shake well before use”

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FIRST SCHOOL SEX

SON:
Dad aj mein ne school me sex kya
.
Dad:
“Wah mera beta jawan ho gya,Aao celebrate kre”
.
Son:
“Aj nhe dad aj mere gand mein both dard ho rha hai”

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FARZANA & FARAZ

Farzana BB hogae hai khuch Naraz
.
Wah wah
.
Farzana BB ho gae hai khuch Naraz
.
Q K
.
Un K Mummay daba ker bhag gya hai Faraz

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ONE TATTA

Girl during sex zor zor se hsne lgi

Boy:
Kya hova..?:
.
Girl:
Tumhara ek he TATTA hai
.
Boy:
Han doosra abi SMS parh rha hai

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TUMHARI BV

Ek din tere shadi ho ge
.
Phir tere BV k pait mein mera
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera
.
Hahahaha
.
Bhatija hoga
.
Shram nhi aati
Dost pr shak krte ho

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PISTOL & YOU

Mein ne suna hai kl raat kse ne
Ap ke kanpati pr PISTOL rakh dya
Ur app ko 2 option dya
.
.
Jan do
Ya
Gand do
.
.
Aj ap ko zinda dekh kr…….

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BAD TIME

Jb kse pr bura waqat aata hai to us ke sari
Family ur us k sare dost us k peche khre hote hai
.
.
.
Yakeen nhe aata to
.
.
.
Kse ke b shadi ka PHOTO dekh lo

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BAD NEWS

Bad news ab LUN pr b TAX lge ga
.
9 inch=Rs.1000
7 inch=Rs.500
5 inch=Rs250
.
Tum preshan na ho
LULLI pr koe TAX nhe

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EXPLAIN LOVE

Love kese hota hai..?
.
“L” ko pakar k
“O” ko daba k
“V” main daalo jab
“E” ke awaz aye to smjo LOVE ho gya

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APP KO MUBARAK HO

Mubarak ho Government ne app ke sun le,
.
Ab app khush ho jao
.
Market mein ek inch ke LULLI
wala condom bhe aa gya hai

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3 IMPORTANT THINGS

Machli ur larki khud phsane ka mza atta hai
.
Kse ka Lun ur Kanoon kbi hatth me na lo
.
Tatton ur nookri ko kbi laat na maro

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POLICE & NARGIS

Police:
“Madam es pool me nahana mna hai”
.
Nargis:
“Jb mein kapre uttar rhe the tb Q nhe btya”
.
Police:
“Nahane pr pabndi hai kapre uttarne pr ne”

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HUSBANDS

At the start of a married life
Every girl treats her husband as
“GOD”
Later on
Somehow the alphabets get
“REVERSED”

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ALLAH NEGEHBAN

Aj k lye etna he
Ab hme ejazat dejye
Ap se kl phir mulaqat ho ge
Ese waqat
Ese jga
Ese network pr
Ese mobile
Ur
Ese nmber pr
Apna Khyal rakhye ga
Allah Negehban

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