Sexy Msgs

AdULt SmS jOkEsS


Tax Collection

Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax

Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use

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Faraz & Major Rohail

Ham ne tu usay ajnabi smjha tha Faraz

Pr wo Major Rohail tu meri he najaez aulaad nikli

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Information & Data

Whats the difference b/w Information & Data

An information is 362436
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A data is
36-24-36

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Manstural Cycle

Major Rohail : Want to fuck

Misba: I m having manstural cycle

Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70

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Chicken & Baby

Difference b/w
Chicken
&
baby
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Chicken is result of patiently sitting hen
&
Baby is result of impatiently standing cock

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Snow storm & men

What is common b/w
men
&
snow storm

U never know when they are coming
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How many inches u will get
.
How long they will last

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Cycle & Gashti

Difference b/w

Cycle
&
Gashti

Jo sb larko k sath sex kre wo cycle
Jo sb k sath kre ur app k sath nhe wo gashti

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Four animals & a women

Four animals found in women’s panty
A pussy,
Hare,
an ass
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occasionally a cock

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Types of Women’s sex

Women hv 4 types of sex

Asthmatic: ahh ah oh oh aah
Obedient: ya yes oh yes yes
Greedy: more,more,plz more
Religious: oh God, oh God, oh Oh God

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Bill Clinton & His grl frnd

What did Bill Clinton said
when he was accused of copying home work from his grl frnd at oxford

“” I don’t hv any textual relation with tht woman””

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Bulb or Bowling Ball

What would u rather b a bulb or a bowling ball?

It depends if u would like to

Get screwed
Or
Fingered

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Send me SMS

Santa
Banta
Fazaz
Major Rohail
Sardar
Pathan
Anti Misba
Nargis
Malika Shirawat
Zardari
Musharaf
Bubbli
Pappu

K bad ab apke bari b a skti hy
Is lye jaldi jaldi

Sms kro

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Qaumi Versa

SmS heroes
Santa, Banta,
Pthan,
Major Rohail,
Sardar,
Zardari,
Anti Misba,
Nargis,
Bubbli,
Malika Shirawat,
Musharaf
Hmara Qaumi versa hein
in ka ehtram tm pr wajib hy

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2008 SMS Awards

10th- Santa Banta
9th-Musharaf
8th- Major Rohail
7th- Pathan
6th- Anti Misba
5th- Nargis
4th- Saradr
3rd-Zardari
2nd- Bush
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who’s 1st
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1st- Faraz

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Right Hand

Ur B.v is ur right hand
But when ur b.v is gone

Ur right hand neighbour becomes ur b.v

When ur right hand neighbor is also gone

Ur right hand becomes ur b.v

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Next Morning


What did Major Rohail said to his wife after suhag raat sex?
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Allah de vaste svere shareeke nu na dessei,
nae ta mre bari bisti hoe ge

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Up & Down
Up
n
Down
Oh no
Up
Up
And
Up
Oh good
Down
Down
Down
Stop
Oh not again
Up
Up
Up
Oper
Niche
Oper
Niche
Shit yar
Ye gas ur petrol k price kbe upper kbe niche

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Bubbli on Suhagraat

Husband- jaanu apko aj sex kr k kesa lga

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Bubbli- bssss college ke yad aa gye ;)

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Tight Phuddi

kya apke phuddi tight hy?

Bubbli: khudi check kr lo,
eg unli dalo, dusri ungli dalo,
hath dalo,
gud dusra hath dalo,
ab taali bjao………
nhe bajti na?
Dekha meri kitni tight hy

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Types of Women sex:

Women hv 4 types of sex

Asthematic- ahhh ahh ohh ah ahhhhh

Obedient- yess yess yaaa ys yesss

Greedy- more,more,more,plz more

Religious- oh God.....oh God,Oh God

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Major Rohail & MIlking Machine


Major Rohail tried cow's milking machine on his penis

He had a lot of fun, but when he was unable to remove it

He got faint after reading manual

""Autorelease after 5 liters""

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Major Rohail & Wife

Major Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa

Anti Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai
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Jaadugar

Anti Misba with open legs Asked Rohail to fuck her

Anti Misba: Hmara bacha hoga tu hm uska kya nam rkhein ge???
Major Rohail Condom pehente charhate hue bola:

Agr ab b ho gya tu Jaadugar
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Fucking Malika Shirawat

Whats the difference b/w
Fucking Malika Shrawat and Fucking Major Rohail’s mom

When you fuck Malika Shrawat
She get paid
But
When u fuck Major Rohail’s mom
U get paid
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No Rishta

Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu

Major Rohail: okay
Lets start with kisses

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Sex ka Maza

Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa

Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai

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