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MAJOR ROHAIL & SHEETAN
Major Rohail ne ek DONKEY
Ke GAND marne ke koshish ke
Donkey ne Major Rohail ko
Laat maar de
.
Major Rohail ko bohat
Dard hova ur us ne dua ke
“Ya Rab muj se sheetan ne
ye kaam krvaya”
.
.
Ye suun kr sheetan
khud hazir ho gya
ur bola
“Abe jhoot bolta hy ye
idea to mere zehan me b nhi tha”
GABAR (Love Land)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
MAJOR ROHAIL & TISSUE (sent)
Genral sab Major Rohail ke
GAND mar rhe the
Major Rohail:
Sir tissue lelein
Genral:
Kyu..?
Major Rohail:
Sir mein nhe chahta k meri
Wardi pr koe dagh lge
RAJA (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & SAFE SEX (sent)
Anti Misba:
Ye condom ktne ka hy..?
Shopkeeper:
10 rupee ka
Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,
Jb mein 8th class mein the tb
1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha
AHMAD AFZAL (North Nazmabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA GO 2 TAJ MAHAL
Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal
With her husband Major Rohail
Tourist Guide:
Madam ye dunya ka 7va ajoba hy
Anti Misba:
No No ye to mere husband hai
AFSHAN (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & JUNIOR
Major Rohail:
Army mein taraqi ka raaz
GAND mein hy
Junior:
Sir mein ne aj tk gand nhe marvai
Major Rohail:
Ese lye to tu aj tk
Major nhe ban saka
TABASUM (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KE GARMI
Anti Misba:
Mein suraj se zyada garam hu
Jo muje chuwe ga wo jal jae ga
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Koe baat nhe mein tum pr raat
Ko charhu ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI UR JANAT
Bubbli:
Papa janat kha hoti hai..?
Major Rohail:
Maa k paaon k neche
Bubbli:
Ami to nokar se kah rhe thi
“Mere tangon k darmyan janat hy”
DON (Mumbai)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SARDAR & MAJOR ROHAIL
Sardar ur Major Rohail ke
Larai ho gae
Major Rohail:
Mein army mein major hu
Sardar:
OY! Darata kis ko hy
Mera beta bhe Cedit school
Ka student hai
JAVIED (Larkana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR ANTI MISBA
Ullfat k jazbat dil me he
Daba k rakh dye Faraz
.
Hajj ka keh k Anti Misba ne
Pakr le Dubai ke Parwaz
FARAZ AHMAD FARAZ (Jannat Fardoos)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI K ABU
Bubbli:
Ami ami aj school me ek uncle mele
Wo kehte the k wo bhe mere abu hai
.
.
Anti Misba:
Beta wo tunhare nhe tumhare bhai k
Abu hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI CONFUSED
Bubbli:
Ami me bohat confuse hu
.
Anti Misba:
Kyu beta kya hova..?
.
Bubbli:
“Father” pr essay likhna hai
ur
samaj nhe aata k kis “uncle” ka
naam lekho
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA ABBA
Major Rohail:
Abba ye achi bat nhi,
Dosto me meri bohat
Beizati hoti hai
.
.
Abba:
Kyu..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Sb dosto k abba maar gae
Mera abba abi tk zinda hai
MASTANA (Faislabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA’S BARYANI
Anti Misba’s baryani recipe
.
Chawal aatte me daal k
Thori se cheene mix kr lo
Phir lipton daalo ur ye lo
kofte tyar
.
Anti Misba ko kha tha k
GAJNI na dekhna
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA IN BEAUTY PARLOR
Anti Misba baal dye krvane gae
.
Keune 500 ka
Koe sasta
Revlon 400
Ur sasta
Kala Kola 100
Ur sasta
Samsul 50 ka
Ur sasta
Madam ye lo 20 rupe ur
Ja k mehndi lgalo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA HAJJ
Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
.
.
Who kese..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya
RAZAQ (Hydrabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA K TOOTKE
Anti Misba k
Gharelo tootke
.
Agr ap ko koe baat HAZAM na
Ho rhe ho
.
Ya koe baat ap k payt me dard
Kr rhe ho
.
.
To estamal kro
.
.
.
Dabur ka Hajmola
TAHIR (Gujrat)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & MASJID
Masjid mein Namazyo ne
Major Rohail ko bohat mara
.
.
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Namaz k duran Major Rohail k mobile
Pr phone aya
ur
Ring tone bajna shuru hoe
.
“HARE KARISHNA HARE RAAM”
FAISAL (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL’S SEX LIFE
Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab my wife is not good at sex
.
.
Doctor:
I know ur wife very well
KHAWAJA (Laiyl Pur)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA’S SEX LIFE
Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab me & my wife don’t have a
Good sex life
.
Dr.-
Kya ye sach hy..?
.
Anti Misba:
Muje mere husband ka to pta
Nhe BUT I have a gr8 sex life
DELAWAR (Dehli)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA AFFAIR
Anti Misba:
Mera husband kse ur k
Sath sex krta hai
.
Judge:
Teri BV me kya kami hy
Jo tu kse ur k sath sex krta hy
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab BV me sirf LUN
Ke kami hai
AHSAN (DHA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & B.P
Major Rohail & B.V
Watching BP
LUN pe sucking ka scene
.
Major Rohail:
Mera b dil kr rha hai
.
BV:
U know I don’t suck
.
Major Rohail:
Mein tere nhe apni baat kr rha hu
OMAR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL SUCKING LUN
Major Rohail was sucking LUN
Of Genral sab
.
After Suckiing
.
Genral:
Saale kbe brush b kr lya
Kr LUN se badbu ane lg gae hai
SHERAZ (Jehlum)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL CRYING
General was fucking Major Rohail
.
Major Rohail was crying coz of pain
.
Genral:
Oy! Kya auraton ke tra chekh rha hai
Mard bn mard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KARGIL MEIN
Major Rohail ne Kargil ke jung
Mein ghadari ke ye to sb ko
Pta hai
.
Pr kya ghadari ke..?
.
Apne fojiyo ko choor k
Dushman k fojiyo se
GAND mrvata raha
GUL HAMEED AHMAD (Canal view)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KE PAIN
Anti Misba:
When ever I hv sex I feel pain
.
Dr-
Let me see
.
After Check up
.
Anti Misba:
What was the problem
.
Dr-
Aandar kese ke ROLEX reh gae the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & TOILET FLUSH
What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Toilet Flush
.
.
.
Dono ko estamal krne k lye
Apni shalwar uutarni parhti hai
SHABANA (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA # 1
Choot me dalne ka muqabla
.
Aswarya angor lye
Ketrena apple lye
Malika apple lye
Meera Tarbuz lye
Anti Misba kele
.
.
.
Ka darakht uutha lye
HAMEED (Sahiwal)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & MAGGI NOODLES
What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Maggi Noodles
.
.
.
.
Bs 2 minute mein tyar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA POEM
Tera naam hy Anti Misba
Tu ne lya hy kiska kiska
.
Lya hy me ne sirf uska
Bank balance hy jiska
.
Naam hy mera Anti Misba
Custmr aj tk koe nye khiska
.
Lena hy agr mere chaska
To na lgao muje maska
.
Sunnao pyse ke jhnkar
Na bano zyada fankar
.
Sirf pysee ka hy saawal
Phir dekho mera kamal
.
Chahe mere muu me daal
Ya phir kar de mere laal
JAMEEL (Toba Tk Sing)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & SHEETAN
Major Rohail ne ek DONKEY
Ke GAND marne ke koshish ke
Donkey ne Major Rohail ko
Laat maar de
.
Major Rohail ko bohat
Dard hova ur us ne dua ke
“Ya Rab muj se sheetan ne
ye kaam krvaya”
.
.
Ye suun kr sheetan
khud hazir ho gya
ur bola
“Abe jhoot bolta hy ye
idea to mere zehan me b nhi tha”
GABAR (Love Land)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
MAJOR ROHAIL & TISSUE (sent)
Genral sab Major Rohail ke
GAND mar rhe the
Major Rohail:
Sir tissue lelein
Genral:
Kyu..?
Major Rohail:
Sir mein nhe chahta k meri
Wardi pr koe dagh lge
RAJA (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & SAFE SEX (sent)
Anti Misba:
Ye condom ktne ka hy..?
Shopkeeper:
10 rupee ka
Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,
Jb mein 8th class mein the tb
1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha
AHMAD AFZAL (North Nazmabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA GO 2 TAJ MAHAL
Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal
With her husband Major Rohail
Tourist Guide:
Madam ye dunya ka 7va ajoba hy
Anti Misba:
No No ye to mere husband hai
AFSHAN (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & JUNIOR
Major Rohail:
Army mein taraqi ka raaz
GAND mein hy
Junior:
Sir mein ne aj tk gand nhe marvai
Major Rohail:
Ese lye to tu aj tk
Major nhe ban saka
TABASUM (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KE GARMI
Anti Misba:
Mein suraj se zyada garam hu
Jo muje chuwe ga wo jal jae ga
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Koe baat nhe mein tum pr raat
Ko charhu ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI UR JANAT
Bubbli:
Papa janat kha hoti hai..?
Major Rohail:
Maa k paaon k neche
Bubbli:
Ami to nokar se kah rhe thi
“Mere tangon k darmyan janat hy”
DON (Mumbai)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SARDAR & MAJOR ROHAIL
Sardar ur Major Rohail ke
Larai ho gae
Major Rohail:
Mein army mein major hu
Sardar:
OY! Darata kis ko hy
Mera beta bhe Cedit school
Ka student hai
JAVIED (Larkana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR ANTI MISBA
Ullfat k jazbat dil me he
Daba k rakh dye Faraz
.
Hajj ka keh k Anti Misba ne
Pakr le Dubai ke Parwaz
FARAZ AHMAD FARAZ (Jannat Fardoos)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI K ABU
Bubbli:
Ami ami aj school me ek uncle mele
Wo kehte the k wo bhe mere abu hai
.
.
Anti Misba:
Beta wo tunhare nhe tumhare bhai k
Abu hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI CONFUSED
Bubbli:
Ami me bohat confuse hu
.
Anti Misba:
Kyu beta kya hova..?
.
Bubbli:
“Father” pr essay likhna hai
ur
samaj nhe aata k kis “uncle” ka
naam lekho
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA ABBA
Major Rohail:
Abba ye achi bat nhi,
Dosto me meri bohat
Beizati hoti hai
.
.
Abba:
Kyu..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Sb dosto k abba maar gae
Mera abba abi tk zinda hai
MASTANA (Faislabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA’S BARYANI
Anti Misba’s baryani recipe
.
Chawal aatte me daal k
Thori se cheene mix kr lo
Phir lipton daalo ur ye lo
kofte tyar
.
Anti Misba ko kha tha k
GAJNI na dekhna
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA IN BEAUTY PARLOR
Anti Misba baal dye krvane gae
.
Keune 500 ka
Koe sasta
Revlon 400
Ur sasta
Kala Kola 100
Ur sasta
Samsul 50 ka
Ur sasta
Madam ye lo 20 rupe ur
Ja k mehndi lgalo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA HAJJ
Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
.
.
Who kese..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya
RAZAQ (Hydrabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA K TOOTKE
Anti Misba k
Gharelo tootke
.
Agr ap ko koe baat HAZAM na
Ho rhe ho
.
Ya koe baat ap k payt me dard
Kr rhe ho
.
.
To estamal kro
.
.
.
Dabur ka Hajmola
TAHIR (Gujrat)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & MASJID
Masjid mein Namazyo ne
Major Rohail ko bohat mara
.
.
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Namaz k duran Major Rohail k mobile
Pr phone aya
ur
Ring tone bajna shuru hoe
.
“HARE KARISHNA HARE RAAM”
FAISAL (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL’S SEX LIFE
Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab my wife is not good at sex
.
.
Doctor:
I know ur wife very well
KHAWAJA (Laiyl Pur)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA’S SEX LIFE
Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab me & my wife don’t have a
Good sex life
.
Dr.-
Kya ye sach hy..?
.
Anti Misba:
Muje mere husband ka to pta
Nhe BUT I have a gr8 sex life
DELAWAR (Dehli)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA AFFAIR
Anti Misba:
Mera husband kse ur k
Sath sex krta hai
.
Judge:
Teri BV me kya kami hy
Jo tu kse ur k sath sex krta hy
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab BV me sirf LUN
Ke kami hai
AHSAN (DHA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & B.P
Major Rohail & B.V
Watching BP
LUN pe sucking ka scene
.
Major Rohail:
Mera b dil kr rha hai
.
BV:
U know I don’t suck
.
Major Rohail:
Mein tere nhe apni baat kr rha hu
OMAR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL SUCKING LUN
Major Rohail was sucking LUN
Of Genral sab
.
After Suckiing
.
Genral:
Saale kbe brush b kr lya
Kr LUN se badbu ane lg gae hai
SHERAZ (Jehlum)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL CRYING
General was fucking Major Rohail
.
Major Rohail was crying coz of pain
.
Genral:
Oy! Kya auraton ke tra chekh rha hai
Mard bn mard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KARGIL MEIN
Major Rohail ne Kargil ke jung
Mein ghadari ke ye to sb ko
Pta hai
.
Pr kya ghadari ke..?
.
Apne fojiyo ko choor k
Dushman k fojiyo se
GAND mrvata raha
GUL HAMEED AHMAD (Canal view)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KE PAIN
Anti Misba:
When ever I hv sex I feel pain
.
Dr-
Let me see
.
After Check up
.
Anti Misba:
What was the problem
.
Dr-
Aandar kese ke ROLEX reh gae the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & TOILET FLUSH
What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Toilet Flush
.
.
.
Dono ko estamal krne k lye
Apni shalwar uutarni parhti hai
SHABANA (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA # 1
Choot me dalne ka muqabla
.
Aswarya angor lye
Ketrena apple lye
Malika apple lye
Meera Tarbuz lye
Anti Misba kele
.
.
.
Ka darakht uutha lye
HAMEED (Sahiwal)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & MAGGI NOODLES
What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Maggi Noodles
.
.
.
.
Bs 2 minute mein tyar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA POEM
Tera naam hy Anti Misba
Tu ne lya hy kiska kiska
.
Lya hy me ne sirf uska
Bank balance hy jiska
.
Naam hy mera Anti Misba
Custmr aj tk koe nye khiska
.
Lena hy agr mere chaska
To na lgao muje maska
.
Sunnao pyse ke jhnkar
Na bano zyada fankar
.
Sirf pysee ka hy saawal
Phir dekho mera kamal
.
Chahe mere muu me daal
Ya phir kar de mere laal
JAMEEL (Toba Tk Sing)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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