19-2-2009 JuSt AdDeD MAJOR ROHAIL & ANTI MISBA ADULT SMS JOKES

19-2-2009
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MAJOR ROHAIL & SHEETAN

Major Rohail ne ek DONKEY
Ke GAND marne ke koshish ke
Donkey ne Major Rohail ko
Laat maar de
.
Major Rohail ko bohat
Dard hova ur us ne dua ke
“Ya Rab muj se sheetan ne
ye kaam krvaya”
.
.
Ye suun kr sheetan
khud hazir ho gya
ur bola
“Abe jhoot bolta hy ye
idea to mere zehan me b nhi tha”

GABAR (Love Land)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & TISSUE (sent)

Genral sab Major Rohail ke
GAND mar rhe the

Major Rohail:
Sir tissue lelein

Genral:
Kyu..?

Major Rohail:
Sir mein nhe chahta k meri
Wardi pr koe dagh lge

RAJA (Pindi)

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ANTI MISBA & SAFE SEX (sent)

Anti Misba:
Ye condom ktne ka hy..?

Shopkeeper:
10 rupee ka

Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,
Jb mein 8th class mein the tb
1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha

AHMAD AFZAL (North Nazmabad)

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ANTI MISBA GO 2 TAJ MAHAL

Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal
With her husband Major Rohail

Tourist Guide:
Madam ye dunya ka 7va ajoba hy

Anti Misba:
No No ye to mere husband hai

AFSHAN (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & JUNIOR

Major Rohail:
Army mein taraqi ka raaz
GAND mein hy

Junior:
Sir mein ne aj tk gand nhe marvai

Major Rohail:
Ese lye to tu aj tk
Major nhe ban saka

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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ANTI MISBA KE GARMI

Anti Misba:
Mein suraj se zyada garam hu
Jo muje chuwe ga wo jal jae ga
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Koe baat nhe mein tum pr raat
Ko charhu ga


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BUBBLI UR JANAT

Bubbli:
Papa janat kha hoti hai..?

Major Rohail:
Maa k paaon k neche

Bubbli:
Ami to nokar se kah rhe thi
“Mere tangon k darmyan janat hy”

DON (Mumbai)

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SARDAR & MAJOR ROHAIL

Sardar ur Major Rohail ke
Larai ho gae

Major Rohail:
Mein army mein major hu

Sardar:
OY! Darata kis ko hy
Mera beta bhe Cedit school
Ka student hai

JAVIED (Larkana)

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FARAZ UR ANTI MISBA

Ullfat k jazbat dil me he
Daba k rakh dye Faraz
.
Hajj ka keh k Anti Misba ne
Pakr le Dubai ke Parwaz

FARAZ AHMAD FARAZ (Jannat Fardoos)

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BUBBLI K ABU

Bubbli:
Ami ami aj school me ek uncle mele
Wo kehte the k wo bhe mere abu hai
.
.
Anti Misba:
Beta wo tunhare nhe tumhare bhai k
Abu hai


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BUBBLI CONFUSED

Bubbli:
Ami me bohat confuse hu
.
Anti Misba:
Kyu beta kya hova..?
.
Bubbli:
“Father” pr essay likhna hai
ur
samaj nhe aata k kis “uncle” ka
naam lekho


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MAJOR ROHAIL KA ABBA

Major Rohail:
Abba ye achi bat nhi,
Dosto me meri bohat
Beizati hoti hai
.
.
Abba:
Kyu..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Sb dosto k abba maar gae
Mera abba abi tk zinda hai

MASTANA (Faislabad)

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ANTI MISBA’S BARYANI

Anti Misba’s baryani recipe
.
Chawal aatte me daal k
Thori se cheene mix kr lo
Phir lipton daalo ur ye lo
kofte tyar
.
Anti Misba ko kha tha k
GAJNI na dekhna


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ANTI MISBA IN BEAUTY PARLOR

Anti Misba baal dye krvane gae
.
Keune 500 ka
Koe sasta
Revlon 400
Ur sasta
Kala Kola 100
Ur sasta
Samsul 50 ka
Ur sasta
Madam ye lo 20 rupe ur
Ja k mehndi lgalo

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA HAJJ

Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
.
.
Who kese..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya

RAZAQ (Hydrabad)

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ANTI MISBA K TOOTKE

Anti Misba k
Gharelo tootke
.
Agr ap ko koe baat HAZAM na
Ho rhe ho
.
Ya koe baat ap k payt me dard
Kr rhe ho
.
.
To estamal kro
.
.
.
Dabur ka Hajmola

TAHIR (Gujrat)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & MASJID

Masjid mein Namazyo ne
Major Rohail ko bohat mara
.
.
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Namaz k duran Major Rohail k mobile
Pr phone aya
ur
Ring tone bajna shuru hoe
.
“HARE KARISHNA HARE RAAM”

FAISAL (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL’S SEX LIFE

Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab my wife is not good at sex
.
.
Doctor:
I know ur wife very well

KHAWAJA (Laiyl Pur)

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ANTI MISBA’S SEX LIFE

Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab me & my wife don’t have a
Good sex life
.
Dr.-
Kya ye sach hy..?
.
Anti Misba:
Muje mere husband ka to pta
Nhe BUT I have a gr8 sex life

DELAWAR (Dehli)

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA AFFAIR

Anti Misba:
Mera husband kse ur k
Sath sex krta hai
.
Judge:
Teri BV me kya kami hy
Jo tu kse ur k sath sex krta hy
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab BV me sirf LUN
Ke kami hai

AHSAN (DHA)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & B.P

Major Rohail & B.V
Watching BP
LUN pe sucking ka scene
.
Major Rohail:
Mera b dil kr rha hai
.
BV:
U know I don’t suck
.
Major Rohail:
Mein tere nhe apni baat kr rha hu

OMAR (Lahore)

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MAJOR ROHAIL SUCKING LUN

Major Rohail was sucking LUN
Of Genral sab
.
After Suckiing
.
Genral:
Saale kbe brush b kr lya
Kr LUN se badbu ane lg gae hai

SHERAZ (Jehlum)

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MAJOR ROHAIL CRYING

General was fucking Major Rohail
.
Major Rohail was crying coz of pain
.
Genral:
Oy! Kya auraton ke tra chekh rha hai
Mard bn mard

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MAJOR ROHAIL KARGIL MEIN

Major Rohail ne Kargil ke jung
Mein ghadari ke ye to sb ko
Pta hai
.
Pr kya ghadari ke..?
.
Apne fojiyo ko choor k
Dushman k fojiyo se
GAND mrvata raha

GUL HAMEED AHMAD (Canal view)

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ANTI MISBA KE PAIN

Anti Misba:
When ever I hv sex I feel pain
.
Dr-
Let me see
.
After Check up
.
Anti Misba:
What was the problem
.
Dr-
Aandar kese ke ROLEX reh gae the


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ANTI MISBA & TOILET FLUSH

What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Toilet Flush
.
.
.
Dono ko estamal krne k lye
Apni shalwar uutarni parhti hai

SHABANA (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA # 1

Choot me dalne ka muqabla
.
Aswarya angor lye
Ketrena apple lye
Malika apple lye
Meera Tarbuz lye
Anti Misba kele
.
.
.
Ka darakht uutha lye

HAMEED (Sahiwal)

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ANTI MISBA & MAGGI NOODLES

What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Maggi Noodles
.
.
.
.
Bs 2 minute mein tyar


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ANTI MISBA POEM

Tera naam hy Anti Misba
Tu ne lya hy kiska kiska
.
Lya hy me ne sirf uska
Bank balance hy jiska
.
Naam hy mera Anti Misba
Custmr aj tk koe nye khiska
.
Lena hy agr mere chaska
To na lgao muje maska
.
Sunnao pyse ke jhnkar
Na bano zyada fankar
.
Sirf pysee ka hy saawal
Phir dekho mera kamal
.
Chahe mere muu me daal
Ya phir kar de mere laal

JAMEEL (Toba Tk Sing)

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ADULT SmS DHAMAK

ADULT SmS DHAMAKA

ANTI MISBA & CONDOM

Anti Misba:
Ye Condom ketne ka hy..?
.
Shopkeeper:
Ye Rs.10 ka hai
.
Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ka zamana hy,
Jb mein 8th class me the tb
Rs.1 mein SAFE SEX ho jaata tha

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MILK PRODUCTS & B(.)(.)Bsss

32 TARANG
Chota pack bara maza
.
.
34 EVERY DAY
Jaise chaho piyo
.
.
36 OLPER
Un k lye jo dil khool k pete hai

RAZWAN (Lahore)

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B.V ,CONDOM & MAJOR ROHAIL

B.V:
Aj 9 inch ka condom lana
.
Major Rohail:
Mera to 3 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Aj Genral sab ne ana hy
.
Major Rohail:
Un ka to 6 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Un ka beta b aarha hy


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ANTI MISBA KE CHOOT

Anti Misba apne choot k baal
Saaf kr rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Baal kyu saaf kr rhe ho…?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Aj shoping pr jana hy



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AURAT KA DOODH

Aurat k doodh k 5 fyde
.
.
1-Boil nhe krna prta
2-Kharab nhe hota
3-Hr age k marad ke pasand
4-Dil kash packing mein
5-Ek k sath dosra free

SUNNY (Karachi)

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BOYS…?

B-Badmashiyon me sb se aagy
.
O-Oollu ke trha raat mein jaagy
.
Y-Yaarian nibhate jaan lga k
.
S-Shareef sirf maa baap k aagy

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA BACHA

Nurse:
Mubarak ho app k ghar larka hova hy
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Wah G Wah kya Technology hy,
B.V mere Hospital mein hy,
Ur
Bacha mere ghar pyda hova hy,



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GURYA KE SHADI

Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nechawar,
.
.
wah wah
.
.
Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nichawar,
.
.
Carmeraman Kamran Khan K sath
Shoaib bhatti GEO NEWS Peshawar,

HASHAM (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA PYAR KA EHSAS

Judge:
Tume kb ehsas hova k Major Rohail
tum se pyar nhe karta?
.
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb es ne apna CREDIT CARD
Block karvaya

HOT BOY (Karachi)
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BUSH BUSH BUSH

Nahi tera Nasheeman white house
K aiwano main,
.
.
Tu Bush hai Basera kr Jooton ki
dukano main

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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BUBBLI KE JANNAT

Bubbli:
Papa Jannat kha hoty hai?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Maa ka pao k neche
.
.
Bubbli:
Ami to nokar ko keh rhe the
“Mere tango k darmyan Jannat hai”

CRAZY GIRL (Islamabad)

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BUND,FARAZ,AND US

Bund marwa marwa k thaak chukay hai
FARAZ
.
.
Kya karay k IMF ka qaraz abhi tak utra nhi

FARUKH (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA & JIN

Anti Misba ko JIN charh gya
.
.
3 din baad JIN khud ek ALLAM
k pass gya ur bola
“Aalim Sahab! Muje bahar nekalo
Anti Misba pr to dosre charhe rehte hai”



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MAJOR ROHAIL,ANTI MISBA & B.V

Anti Misba:
Tum apne B.V k sath sex kr k aye ho..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Tume kese pta chala,,?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Tumhare LUN se CHOOT ke
Khushbu aa rhe hai



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D(o)(o)DH & CH(o)(o)T

Bache ke sehat k lye maa ka D(.)(.)DH
.
.
ur
Bache
K
Baap ke sehat k lye maa ke CH(o)(o)T

FARUKH (Karachi)

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FARAZ NHE AYA

Lgaya jo CHARAS ke SUUTA
To uurh gae Parwaz,
.
Bajne lage mere dil mein
Anokhe Saaaz,
.
Mere ami ur abu ho gae
Muj se Naraz,
.
Ab tk es Ghazal mein kyu
Nhe aya Faraz

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ANTI MISBA KA MOBILE

Btao Anti Misba apna mobile
Dentist k pass kyu le kr gae..?
.
.
.
.
.
Apne mobile ke blue tooth
Theek karvane


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MAJOR ROHAIL, TAJ MAHAL & ANTI MISBA

Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal with
Her husband
.
Tourist Guide :
Madam ye dunya ka 7va aajuba hai
.
Anti Misba:
Are nhe nhe…ye to mera husband hy
Major Rohail

DANISH (Faislabad)

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BUBBLI & ANTI MISBA

Bubbli:
Lagta hy koe customer aa raha hai
.
Anti Misba:
Tuje kese pta chala…?
.
.
Bubbli:
Muje LUN ke khusbu aa rhe hy
.
.
Anti Misba:
Abe O randi wo to me ne
DAKAR MARA hai

HASHAM (Karachi)

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FARAZ & WAPDA

Khuch to apne muqadar
Main andhairay hi thay
FARAZ
.
.
.
Khuch WAPDA walo nay apni
Behan ka rishta de dya

FARUKH (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & JIMMY
(BEST FRIENDS)

Major Rohai:
Wada kr tere B.V ke SEAL mein kholon ga
.
.
Jimmy:
OK wada…Pr mere b ek Sharat hy
.
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
.
Jimmy:
Mein shadi tere behan k sath kru ga
.
.
Major Rohail:
Haha! Us MOTO ke pehle he KHULI hoe hai

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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ATNI MISBA K ACHE/BURE DIN

App ka koe acha din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jis din 20 larkon ne muje CHOODA
.
.
Ap ka koe bura din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb un 20 larkon ne pysee nhe dye


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MAJOR ROHAIL & JUDGE

Judge:
Tu ne apni B.V ko kyu mara..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab ye Doodh wale se
GAND mrva rhe the
Ur
Jb mein kehta hu to bolti hy
“Nhe! Bohat dard hot hai”



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OLD MAN DIED

An old man was sucking B(.)(.)Bs of an
Old women
After sucking B(.)(.)s old man died
.
.
.
POSTMARTM REPORT
Death due to drinking
Expiry milk product

DANISH (Faislabad)

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5mg VIAGRA

Old Man:
I need 5mg viagra
.
Chemist:
Sir 5mg Viagra se app ka khuch
Nhe bne ga app 500 mg wale le lo
.
Old Man:
Beta bs itna khara ho jae
K
Shalwar mein ronak nazar aye

DANISH (Faisalabad)

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ANTI MISBA KA ASHIQ

Judge:
Jb tum pr Anti Misba k ashiq ne
Hamla kya to us waqt tumhare
hath me kya tha..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Janab Misba
K
B(.)(.)Bsss

OMAR (Lahore)

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TERE YAARI

Phone te karna dunya dari
.
Miscal te suki yaari
.
Aeyder oder lambian callan
.
Mout paindi a sadi wari

FARUKH (Karachi)

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BUBBLI & NAJOOMI

Najoomi:
Tumhari shadi ho ge ur phir
Tumhari SEX life bohat achi ho ge
.
.
.
Bubbli:
Abe sale SEX LIFE to mere 5 saal
Se achi hai….
ye bta shadi kb ho ge

WASIQ ANSARI (Karachi)

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MUJE TUM SE PYAAAA….

Kese btao
K
Muje
Tu
Se
P
Py
Pya
Pyaa
Pyaa
Pyaaa
Pyaaaa
Pyaaaaa
Pyaaaaaa
.
.
Pyaaazz
Ur
Aalloo
Mungwane hai

JOJI (Lahore)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & KISS

Major Rohail:
Tere B.V ke pehli kiss mein lu ga
.
Jimmy:
OK,Pr mere be ek sharat hy
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
Mein shadi tere behan se kry ga

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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BOLO TARA RA RA…..

Arz ky hai
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Tere GAND maro to TATTAY hilte hai
.
Ab bolo tara ra ra bolo tara ra ra


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TEACHER AND STUDENT

Teacher:
Khamoosh ho jao nhe to khara kr du ge
.
.
.
Boys:
Pehle mera pehle mera…..

FAROOQ (LDA)

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FARAZ AND YAAD

Jab bhi hoti hai kharish
Mere LUN pe Faraz
.
.
To sochta hun teri GAAND
me Hichki lagi hogi

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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DEFINATION OF WIFE

What is defination of wife
.
.
Wife is like
ZONG
One free number for life time
Raat 12 se subha 7 bje tk

RASHID (PCHSIER)

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SEXY QUESTION..?

Sunna hy k
Qurbani k janwar ko chand raat ke
Raat ko churiyan nazar aati hai
.
.
To phir Lakrkiyon ko mehndi
Ke raat ko kya nazar aata hy..?



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JISAM PR SAB JAGA….?

2NO ANKHON PE
.
2NO GALON PE
.
2BAR HONTON PE
.
1BAR GARDAN PE
.
2BAR GARDAN SE ZARA NECHE
.
SARDIYON ME
.
SOONEY SE PEHLE
.
COLD CREAM….ZROR LGAO

NOSHEENA RAZA (Lahore)

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GOOD QUESTION..?

Jb do ankhein milte hai to
Char ho jati hai
.
.
Lekin jb do dil milte hai
To ek ho jate hai
.
.
Kyu…?

Prof. DIL MIL GAE (Love Point)

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DIRTY SEXY FUNNY

Chaku kya dikhaati hai,
.
Dhar to tilwar me hai,
.
Dupatte se kya chupati hai,
.
Maal to shalwar me hai

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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PHATAN KE COLD DRINK

Agr phatan cold drink bnae
To us ka kya naam ho ga..?
.
.
.
.
.
NASWAR COLA
Kocha Cola products Pvt.Ltd

FARUKH (Karachi)

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DEFINITIONS

School:
Where papa pays & son plays
.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps u poor
All ur life so that u can die rich
.
Marriage:
It is an agreement in which
Man loses his Bachelor degree
&
women gets her Masters
.
Doctor:
A person
Who kills
Your ill
By Pill
&
Kislls u
By
Bills

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

U R BOSS

A new pagal in pagalkhana
.
“Muje paglon k boss se milna hy”
.
.
Dusra Pagal
“Ssssshhh….shoor na kro
Boss disturb ho jae ga
Wo msg parh raha hy”

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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NAJOOMI AND A BOY

Najoomi:
Beta tum bohat parho ge
.
.
Boy:
Baba G parh to mein 5 saal
Se rha hu btao pass kb hu ga

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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Sexy Tarrkaa Msgs

ADULT SmS JOKES


FARAZ KE SOOCH

Mere sooch ka mehvir etna waassee nhe Faraz,
.
.
K us mein anti Misba ke chooot smma jae

Sami (Karachi)

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NO & CAN

No 5star
Bt
Can eat dehi bhla
.
No bike
Bt
Can go on van
.
No Madora lipstick
Can go to China sale mela
.
No movies
Can go to Park
.
No home for sex
Can rent a room

Twinkel(Islamabad)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & CAPTAIN

Major Rohail-
Rank me tuj se chota hu,
Service b tuj se km hai,
Phir b tuj se zyada pysa hai mere pas
Tere pas kya hai?
.
.
Captain-
Mere pas sahe salamat GAND hai

Omar (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KO SHRAM NHE AATI

Anti Misba zbrdst ghuse se Major Rohail
Ko boli
?Tuje shram nhe aati sare aam GAND
me ungli dalta hai?
.
Major Rohail-
?Baji GAND marvane ke aadat se majbur hu?

Shafeeq (Gujrat)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & ICECREAM

Major Rohail-
Ye le pyse ur icecream khane ja
.
Son-
Papa ye kaam to ami ka hai
.
Rohail-
Ami ka?
.
Son-
Jb Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami
Mje icecream khane behjti hai

Nabeel (Canal View)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA K SEX CLIP

Major Rohail-
Hmare sex wale clip internet pr
Kese gae??
.
.
Anti Misba-
Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko
Mobile na le k do

ROYAL (Sadar Bazar ROYAL electronics Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA SEX

Anti Misba ab
?EK?
Larka ap ko chode ga
Pehle LUN pakro
Ab muu me dalo
Ab choot me dalo
Aah aah
.
Mza aya?
.
.
Anti Misba-
Nhe Asli mza to ?SAB? k sath aata hai



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & FARISHTA

Anti Misba 30 saal ke age me maar gae
.
Farishta-
Uttho ur heesab do
.
Anti Misba-
Fakhar se boli
12 saal ke age se 30 saal ke age tk
.
.
500 rupya fe customer,hesab lga lo



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & LUN PIC

Major Rohail 2 Son
.
Tu ne mera LUN ka photo lya
.
Tu ne photo net pr dya
.
Hr cheez ke limit hoti hai
Tu ne mere LUN ka photo
Upload kya b to
?funny images mein?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA PASSWORD

Anti Misba ne apne computer pr
Password lgaya
?MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND?
.
.
Computer ne ye keh kr reject kr dya
.
.
?NOT SECURE ENOUGH?

Sameer (Faislabad)
Sameer88abc@gmail.com

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & CONDOM

Anti Misba-
Condom pehn k kya kro,bacha nhe hoga?
.
Major Rohail-
Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe
Sb batien bne hoe hai
.
Anti Misba-
Aj tk muje to fyda he hova hai

Haroon (Sialkot)

haroonakhtar@yahoo.com


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAAA

Judge-Tu ne ghadari ke?
.
Major Rohail-
Judge saab jo ghadari kre us ke
Maaa ko 2 foot ka LUN
.
Ye suun kr Major Rohail ke maaa
Khushi se behosh ho gae

Noman (Lahore)
03134181576

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


MEN & WOMEN

Word "Women" has men in it,
"Mrs." has Mr. in it,
Female has male in it,
She has he in it
.
.
.
No wonder men always try k khwateen mei ghuse rhen

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PYAR & JUNG

Jb pyar ur Jung mein sb khuch
?JAAYZ? hai
.
.
to phir
.
.
Pyar mein hone wala bacha
?NAJAAYZ? kyu??

Tabasum (Islamabad)
009203238420721

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL?S OFFICE

Anti Misba-
Tera lun to microscope se b nzr na aye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Muje b office ke khirki se tere choot dekhne
k lye telescope ke zrurat paish nhe aati



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ & IZHAR-E-ISHQ

Kar dya hum ne Izhar-e-ishq mobile pr
Faraz
.
.
.
Lakh rupee ke baat the 12 aanay mein ho gae

Khokar Ali (Multan)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL SELL MOBILE

Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya
.
Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat
Preshan hova
.
Kyu??
.
.
.
.
Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k
Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya

SAFDAR (03217927877)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

WIFE & HUSBAND

Wife-
Jb main gana gaati hu to tum balcony
Mein kyu chle jate ho
.
.
Husbnd-
Taake mohle wale ye ne smje k
Mein Kanjar hu

Omar (Lahor)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA 2659

Major Rohail-
Wana hv SEX..?
.
Anti Misba-
No sex is 2659
.
Major Rohail-
Wht is 2659..?
.
Anti Misba-
2 inch ka hole
6 inch ka pole
5 mint ka maza
9 month ke tension

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN

Sardar: 1947 mei mera bap apna
lun yaha bhul gya tha
Mei wo lun wapas lene aya hu
wo lun kaha mile ga?
.
.
Pakistani: sare k sare lun apko
National Assembly mei milein ge
sbko le jao
Jo apke ma ke chut mei fit a jye wo rakh lo
.
Bakyo ko goli mar do

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DOUBLE MEANING

School main

Dad-
Madam thori koshish hum krte hai
Thora zor app lgao
Bacha nekal he jaye ga

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TWO DOGS & SEX

Two dogs fucking
.
Son-
Dad what is this..?
.
Dad-
Peche wala kutta sahara le kr
Chal rha hai
.
Son-
Ajeb zamana hai js ko sahara
Do wohi bund mar deta hai

SABA (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KA 1st TIME

Army k jawan ghadari k jurm me
Major Rohail ke GAND mar rhe the
.
Pehle to wo zor zor se chylaya
Phir echank wo chup kr gya
.
Kyu..?
.
.
.
.
Phir use mza ane lg gya

MAJOR GANDU (Sindh Rejment)
03239050719

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DOCTOR & OLD MAN

Doctor-
Baba G ap ke neche ke dono gooliyan
Nekalni pre ge
.
.
Baba G-
Nekal do beta jb banduk he kaam
Nhi krti to gooleyon ka kya krna

Hashim (Pindi)


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA V/S MAJOR ROHAIL

5 years aftr Talaq
.
Major Rohail-
Aj mere pass
Bangla hai
Gari hai
Pysa hai
Shohrat hai
Tere pass kya hai
.
Anti Misba-
Mere pass tere jese hazaron
Coustomers hai

SAAD (Karachi)
03134375322

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ ON ANTI MISBA

Log pathar marny aaye to Anti Misba b Sath the
?Faraz?
.
.
.
Who jin ke kbhi hum mara krte thy?.

Saba (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ UR TANHAIYAN

Main tu yu he tanha ja rha tha Faraz
.
.
Us ne muje rook kr kha
Chl beta Mobile nekal??

OMAR (Lahore)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ UR GHAR

Apne ghar ki ek ek chez ginta hu main Faraz
.
.
Ek ap k aane se pehle
Ur
Dosra app k jane k baad

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TU GAND MRVATA HAI??

Mein ne suna hai k tu Gand mrvata hai??








Sent:23-Jan-09
06:45pm






99% of ganduz will not read this full msg
and reply
What,Kya??

SHERMEEN
Islamabad
03005338765


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


ANTI MISBA?S 1st TIME

Major Rohail:
?Suhagrat pr etna dar kyu rhe the?
.
Anti Misba:
?1st time tha na..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Wao! First time?
.
Anti Misba:
?No No 1st time after shadi?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MUSHKIL KAAM

Dunya ka sb se mushkil kaam?.?
.
.
.
Soye hue LUN pr condom charhana

Omar Lahore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE MASHOOQA

Major Rohail apni Mashooqa Anti Misba
Ke yad mein
.
Apni smah kr jo choot hum lete rhe Rohail
.
.
.
Who to mohale k larkon ke jageer nikli

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

100 DROPS=1

Teacher:
?1 drop of sperm = 100 drops of blood?
.
Student:
?Sir..Dracula phir LUN kyu nhe
chooosta..??

Omar Lahore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

UPDATED DICTIONERY

SELFISH
Chootya
.
STUPID MAN
Lul admi
.
TO HATE
Lun pr rakhna
.
FRUSTRATED
Tattay latak jana
.
DESTROY
Loray Lagna
.
IGNORE
Lun pe thund hona
.
POWERFULLL
Tatton mein pani hona
.
MILD LOSS
Bund phatna
.
BIG LOSSS
Phat k hath mein aa jana
.
DO WRONG
Maa chudwana
.
JEALOUS
Chuwain sarr jana
.
CURIOUS
Gand mein kharish hona
.
REFUSAL
Mera lun krta hai
.
RUN AWAY
Gand dekha jana
.
FEAR
Tattay shot hona
.
NO FRANKNESS
Bohat lun pe na charh
.
INTERUPTION
Pehle tu behan chdva lee

Mr.Khan(Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

WHY WE SUCK B(.)(.)BS

Sex se pehle boobs kyu chooste hai??
.
.
.
Naag ko uthane k lye doodh pelana
Parta hai

OMAR Lahore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


LUN UTHA K GEO

Kick the football get da goal,
.
Suck the B(.)(.)BS fuck da hole,
.
Kiss her lips pick her hips,
.
LUN UTHA K GEO

SHAHBAZ 03024453736
Imshahbaz_89@hotmail.com

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & KAMRAN

Anti Misba:
?Tere Kamran ke BV k sath najaez talukat hy..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Pr Pr Tuje kese pta chla..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Kal raat Kamran aya tha,Us
ne tera underware pehna hova tha?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

JB BHE BAJAO GE

School ke Ghanti
.
Ghareeb ka darwaza
.
Aur Larki?..
.
.
Jb bhe bajao ge
.
.
Andar se bache he nikle ge

Ahmad 03218801595



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



FARAZ & IZZAT

Us ke Izzat ka khayal ata hai Faraz
.
.
Warna aamm to hum sar-e-aamm choos lete hai

Omar Lahore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ATNI MISBA KE FAREBY CHOOT

Anti Misba ke choot ne ayse deye fareb?.
.
.
.
Jb bacha hova to andr se nikle kele ur saeyb

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA GOES TO CANADA

Girl:
?Canada kese lga?
.
Anti Misba:
Zbrdst
Subha
Sham
Raat
Sex
Sex
&
Sex
.
Girl:
?Tera husband kesa hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Pta nhe wo to kaam k silsly me USA gya hova tha?

SHEIKH G
00971506218614(Dubai)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & FARAZ

Major Rohail ke kyu marte ho GAND Faraz
.
.
.
Kya ab Anti Misba ke ab tight nhe rhe

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL FAMILY PROBLEM

Anti Misba:
?Tera LUN etna chota hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Hmari family mein sb ka chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Jhoot bolte ho
Jeith G, Devar G ur Sasur G ka to etna LMBA hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ATNI MISBA & BETI

Anti Misba:
?Tera Husbnd 4 saal se Canada hai,
Phir tuje bacha kese hove..??
.
Beti Bubbli:
?Maa hmare papa 40 saal se jail mein hai
hum ne kbe khuch kha..??

NAJAM 03224614030

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

KHUSHI & PRESHANY

Husbnd:
?Muje koi ese baat btao js ko sun kr
mein khush bhe ho jao ur
preshaan bhe?
.
Wife:
?Wo g ap ka app k saab doston se
bra hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



ANTI MISBA IS LUCKY

Anti Misba:
?Yar khe se 2 foot ka condom mele ga?
.
Bubbli:
?Wao! U R lucky?
.
Anti Misba:
?No I am not Lucky?My ghora ?LUCKY??.?

SAMY Karachi
Samualkhan_abc@usa.net

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

XXX LIFE

Life is ?XXX?
.
.
.
Yesterday is Xperiance
2day is periment
2moro is Xpectation
.
Use ur xperience,
In ur xperiment,
To achieve ur
Xpectations

Nabeel Hasim
03236433120

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & MOUSE

Anti Misba:
?Doctor kl raat mere chooot mein
choha ghus gya?
.
.
Doctor:
?App ko ktni dfa smjya hai k SEX k baad
keela nekal k soya kro?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL IN T.V SHOW

SHOW
.
Hm app se pochte hai jo
hm ne app ke BV ko b pocha
.
Is she gr8 in SEX
.
Major Rohail:
?NO?
.
App har gae
App ko b apni BV ke tra life line
?ask the audience? use krne chahye the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA WANT?S CAR

Anti Misba:
?Muje car chahye?
.
Major Rohail:
My offer
SEX=SUZUKI
.
Anti Misba:
?NO thnx,tere dad se le lu ge?
.
Major Rohail:
?Dad se..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Tere dad ke offer?
SEX=BMW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & BAVASEER

Bavaseer ka kya bna??
.
Anti Misba:
?Pehle bavaseer se tng the ab AINAK se tng hu?
.
Ainak..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Dr. bavaseer ka checkup kr rha tha k
us ke ainak andar he reh gae?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Latest Major Rohail Anti Misba Dirty Jokes

ADULT SmS JOKES




FARAZ KE SOOCH

Mere sooch ka mehvir etna waassee nhe Faraz,
.
.
K us mein anti Misba ke chooot smma jae

Sami (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NO & CAN

No 5star
Bt
Can eat dehi bhla
.
No bike
Bt
Can go on van
.
No Madora lipstick
Can go to China sale mela
.
No movies
Can go to Park
.
No home for sex
Can rent a room

Twinkel(Islamabad)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & CAPTAIN

Major Rohail-
Rank me tuj se chota hu,
Service b tuj se km hai,
Phir b tuj se zyada pysa hai mere pas
Tere pas kya hai?
.
.
Captain-
Mere pas sahe salamat GAND hai

Omar (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KO SHRAM NHE AATI

Anti Misba zbrdst ghuse se Major Rohail
Ko boli
?Tuje shram nhe aati sare aam GAND
me ungli dalta hai?
.
Major Rohail-
?Baji GAND marvane ke aadat se majbur hu?

Shafeeq (Gujrat)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & ICECREAM

Major Rohail-
Ye le pyse ur icecream khane ja
.
Son-
Papa ye kaam to ami ka hai
.
Rohail-
Ami ka?
.
Son-
Jb Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami
Mje icecream khane behjti hai

Nabeel (Canal View)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA K SEX CLIP

Major Rohail-
Hmare sex wale clip internet pr
Kese gae??
.
.
Anti Misba-
Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko
Mobile na le k do

ROYAL (Sadar Bazar ROYAL electronics Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA SEX

Anti Misba ab
?EK?
Larka ap ko chode ga
Pehle LUN pakro
Ab muu me dalo
Ab choot me dalo
Aah aah
.
Mza aya?
.
.
Anti Misba-
Nhe Asli mza to ?SAB? k sath aata hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & FARISHTA

Anti Misba 30 saal ke age me maar gae
.
Farishta-
Uttho ur heesab do
.
Anti Misba-
Fakhar se boli
12 saal ke age se 30 saal ke age tk
.
.
500 rupya fe customer,hesab lga lo


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & LUN PIC

Major Rohail 2 Son
.
Tu ne mera LUN ka photo lya
.
Tu ne photo net pr dya
.
Hr cheez ke limit hoti hai
Tu ne mere LUN ka photo
Upload kya b to
?funny images mein?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA PASSWORD

Anti Misba ne apne computer pr
Password lgaya
?MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND?
.
.
Computer ne ye keh kr reject kr dya
.
.
?NOT SECURE ENOUGH?

Sameer (Faislabad)
Sameer88abc@gmail.com

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & CONDOM

Anti Misba-
Condom pehn k kya kro,bacha nhe hoga?
.
Major Rohail-
Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe
Sb batien bne hoe hai
.
Anti Misba-
Aj tk muje to fyda he hova hai

Haroon (Sialkot)

haroonakhtar@yahoo.com


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAAA

Judge-Tu ne ghadari ke?
.
Major Rohail-
Judge saab jo ghadari kre us ke
Maaa ko 2 foot ka LUN
.
Ye suun kr Major Rohail ke maaa
Khushi se behosh ho gae

Noman (Lahore)
03134181576

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


MEN & WOMEN

Word "Women" has men in it,
"Mrs." has Mr. in it,
Female has male in it,
She has he in it
.
.
.
No wonder men always try k khwateen mei ghuse rhen

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PYAR & JUNG

Jb pyar ur Jung mein sb khuch
?JAAYZ? hai
.
.
to phir
.
.
Pyar mein hone wala bacha
?NAJAAYZ? kyu??

Tabasum (Islamabad)
009203238420721

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL?S OFFICE

Anti Misba-
Tera lun to microscope se b nzr na aye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Muje b office ke khirki se tere choot dekhne
k lye telescope ke zrurat paish nhe aati

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ & IZHAR-E-ISHQ

Kar dya hum ne Izhar-e-ishq mobile pr
Faraz
.
.
.
Lakh rupee ke baat the 12 aanay mein ho gae

Khokar Ali (Multan)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL SELL MOBILE

Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya
.
Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat
Preshan hova
.
Kyu??
.
.
.
.
Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k
Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya

SAFDAR (03217927877)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

WIFE & HUSBAND

Wife-
Jb main gana gaati hu to tum balcony
Mein kyu chle jate ho
.
.
Husbnd-
Taake mohle wale ye ne smje k
Mein Kanjar hu

Omar (Lahor)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA 2659

Major Rohail-
Wana hv SEX..?
.
Anti Misba-
No sex is 2659
.
Major Rohail-
Wht is 2659..?
.
Anti Misba-
2 inch ka hole
6 inch ka pole
5 mint ka maza
9 month ke tension

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN

Sardar: 1947 mei mera bap apna
lun yaha bhul gya tha
Mei wo lun wapas lene aya hu
wo lun kaha mile ga?
.
.
Pakistani: sare k sare lun apko
National Assembly mei milein ge
sbko le jao
Jo apke ma ke chut mei fit a jye wo rakh lo
.
Bakyo ko goli mar do

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DOUBLE MEANING

School main

Dad-
Madam thori koshish hum krte hai
Thora zor app lgao
Bacha nekal he jaye ga

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TWO DOGS & SEX

Two dogs fucking
.
Son-
Dad what is this..?
.
Dad-
Peche wala kutta sahara le kr
Chal rha hai
.
Son-
Ajeb zamana hai js ko sahara
Do wohi bund mar deta hai

SABA (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KA 1st TIME

Army k jawan ghadari k jurm me
Major Rohail ke GAND mar rhe the
.
Pehle to wo zor zor se chylaya
Phir echank wo chup kr gya
.
Kyu..?
.
.
.
.
Phir use mza ane lg gya

MAJOR GANDU (Sindh Rejment)
03239050719

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DOCTOR & OLD MAN

Doctor-
Baba G ap ke neche ke dono gooliyan
Nekalni pre ge
.
.
Baba G-
Nekal do beta jb banduk he kaam
Nhi krti to gooleyon ka kya krna

Hashim (Pindi)


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA V/S MAJOR ROHAIL

5 years aftr Talaq
.
Major Rohail-
Aj mere pass
Bangla hai
Gari hai
Pysa hai
Shohrat hai
Tere pass kya hai
.
Anti Misba-
Mere pass tere jese hazaron
Coustomers hai

SAAD (Karachi)
03134375322

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ ON ANTI MISBA

Log pathar marny aaye to Anti Misba b Sath the
?Faraz?
.
.
.
Who jin ke kbhi hum mara krte thy?.

Saba (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ UR TANHAIYAN

Main tu yu he tanha ja rha tha Faraz
.
.
Us ne muje rook kr kha
Chl beta Mobile nekal??

OMAR (Lahore)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ UR GHAR

Apne ghar ki ek ek chez ginta hu main Faraz
.
.
Ek ap k aane se pehle
Ur
Dosra app k jane k baad

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TU GAND MRVATA HAI??

Mein ne suna hai k tu Gand mrvata hai??








Sent:23-Jan-09
06:45pm






99% of ganduz will not read this full msg
and reply
What,Kya??

SHERMEEN
Islamabad
03005338765


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


ANTI MISBA?S 1st TIME

Major Rohail:
?Suhagrat pr etna dar kyu rhe the?
.
Anti Misba:
?1st time tha na..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Wao! First time?
.
Anti Misba:
?No No 1st time after shadi?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MUSHKIL KAAM

Dunya ka sb se mushkil kaam?.?
.
.
.
Soye hue LUN pr condom charhana

Omar Lahore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE MASHOOQA

Major Rohail apni Mashooqa Anti Misba
Ke yad mein
.
Apni smah kr jo choot hum lete rhe Rohail
.
.
.
Who to mohale k larkon ke jageer nikli

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

100 DROPS=1

Teacher:
?1 drop of sperm = 100 drops of blood?
.
Student:
?Sir..Dracula phir LUN kyu nhe
chooosta..??

Omar Lahore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

UPDATED DICTIONERY

SELFISH
Chootya
.
STUPID MAN
Lul admi
.
TO HATE
Lun pr rakhna
.
FRUSTRATED
Tattay latak jana
.
DESTROY
Loray Lagna
.
IGNORE
Lun pe thund hona
.
POWERFULLL
Tatton mein pani hona
.
MILD LOSS
Bund phatna
.
BIG LOSSS
Phat k hath mein aa jana
.
DO WRONG
Maa chudwana
.
JEALOUS
Chuwain sarr jana
.
CURIOUS
Gand mein kharish hona
.
REFUSAL
Mera lun krta hai
.
RUN AWAY
Gand dekha jana
.
FEAR
Tattay shot hona
.
NO FRANKNESS
Bohat lun pe na charh
.
INTERUPTION
Pehle tu behan chdva lee

Mr.Khan(Karachi)

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WHY WE SUCK B(.)(.)BS

Sex se pehle boobs kyu chooste hai??
.
.
.
Naag ko uthane k lye doodh pelana
Parta hai

OMAR Lahore

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LUN UTHA K GEO

Kick the football get da goal,
.
Suck the B(.)(.)BS fuck da hole,
.
Kiss her lips pick her hips,
.
LUN UTHA K GEO

SHAHBAZ 03024453736
Imshahbaz_89@hotmail.com

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ANTI MISBA & KAMRAN

Anti Misba:
?Tere Kamran ke BV k sath najaez talukat hy..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Pr Pr Tuje kese pta chla..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Kal raat Kamran aya tha,Us
ne tera underware pehna hova tha?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

JB BHE BAJAO GE

School ke Ghanti
.
Ghareeb ka darwaza
.
Aur Larki?..
.
.
Jb bhe bajao ge
.
.
Andar se bache he nikle ge

Ahmad 03218801595



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FARAZ & IZZAT

Us ke Izzat ka khayal ata hai Faraz
.
.
Warna aamm to hum sar-e-aamm choos lete hai

Omar Lahore

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ATNI MISBA KE FAREBY CHOOT

Anti Misba ke choot ne ayse deye fareb?.
.
.
.
Jb bacha hova to andr se nikle kele ur saeyb

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA GOES TO CANADA

Girl:
?Canada kese lga?
.
Anti Misba:
Zbrdst
Subha
Sham
Raat
Sex
Sex
&
Sex
.
Girl:
?Tera husband kesa hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Pta nhe wo to kaam k silsly me USA gya hova tha?

SHEIKH G
00971506218614(Dubai)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & FARAZ

Major Rohail ke kyu marte ho GAND Faraz
.
.
.
Kya ab Anti Misba ke ab tight nhe rhe

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL FAMILY PROBLEM

Anti Misba:
?Tera LUN etna chota hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Hmari family mein sb ka chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Jhoot bolte ho
Jeith G, Devar G ur Sasur G ka to etna LMBA hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ATNI MISBA & BETI

Anti Misba:
?Tera Husbnd 4 saal se Canada hai,
Phir tuje bacha kese hove..??
.
Beti Bubbli:
?Maa hmare papa 40 saal se jail mein hai
hum ne kbe khuch kha..??

NAJAM 03224614030

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

KHUSHI & PRESHANY

Husbnd:
?Muje koi ese baat btao js ko sun kr
mein khush bhe ho jao ur
preshaan bhe?
.
Wife:
?Wo g ap ka app k saab doston se
bra hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



ANTI MISBA IS LUCKY

Anti Misba:
?Yar khe se 2 foot ka condom mele ga?
.
Bubbli:
?Wao! U R lucky?
.
Anti Misba:
?No I am not Lucky?My ghora ?LUCKY??.?

SAMY Karachi
Samualkhan_abc@usa.net

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

XXX LIFE

Life is ?XXX?
.
.
.
Yesterday is Xperiance
2day is periment
2moro is Xpectation
.
Use ur xperience,
In ur xperiment,
To achieve ur
Xpectations

Nabeel Hasim
03236433120

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & MOUSE

Anti Misba:
?Doctor kl raat mere chooot mein
choha ghus gya?
.
.
Doctor:
?App ko ktni dfa smjya hai k SEX k baad
keela nekal k soya kro?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL IN T.V SHOW

SHOW
.
Hm app se pochte hai jo
hm ne app ke BV ko b pocha
.
Is she gr8 in SEX
.
Major Rohail:
?NO?
.
App har gae
App ko b apni BV ke tra life line
?ask the audience? use krne chahye the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA WANT?S CAR

Anti Misba:
?Muje car chahye?
.
Major Rohail:
My offer
SEX=SUZUKI
.
Anti Misba:
?NO thnx,tere dad se le lu ge?
.
Major Rohail:
?Dad se..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Tere dad ke offer?
SEX=BMW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & BAVASEER

Bavaseer ka kya bna??
.
Anti Misba:
?Pehle bavaseer se tng the ab AINAK se tng hu?
.
Ainak..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Dr. bavaseer ka checkup kr rha tha k
us ke ainak andar he reh gae?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Chatt Pattayy Sexy Msgs

ADULT SmS JOKES

SEX & SIX

SIX:
Bat ko utha k maro six
Bed pr lita k maro to sex
.
Hands ooper hon to six
Tange ooper hon to sex

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL?S SHOCK

Anti Misba ne suhag raat pr
Major Rohail se kaha
.
Please ye condom use nahi krna
Muje es brand se ALLERGY hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & LOVE MARRIAGE

Boy:
Papa ap ke love marriage hoe thi na
.
Major Rohail:
Yes! Pr tuje kese pta chla
.
Boy:
Wo app ke shadi & mere date of birth
mein sirf 4 mah ka farq hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR & KANJARYAN

Major Rohail apni shadi ke video
apne bete ko dekha rha the
.
Boy:
Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr
KANJARYAN nachao gy
.
Major Rohail:
Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nhe
Tere PUPHYAAN hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

U.S.A ZLALT AWARD

America ko ZALLEL krne k AWARD k nominee hai
Al Qaida
Hmmas
Talibal
Lashker Tyiba
Jamat tul Dawa
And the AWARD goes to
Js ne BUSH ko Juta Mara

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BUSH KE BV

Bush ke BV frmati hai
.
Bush hazir hai jurm ke saza pane ko
.
wah wah
.
Bush hazir hai jurm ke saza pane ko
.
Phir bhe koe
Jute se na mare mere dewane ko

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA K NAJAEZ TALUKAT

Sasur g k ur tere najaiz talukat hai..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Judge saab kya bazurg ke khidmat krna jurm hai,
Un k LUN pr falig ka attack hova,
mein roz malish krte hu?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ADVANCE BACHA

Ek bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola mobile hy..?
.
Nusre:
Hai lekin kya krna hai..?

Bacha:
Khuch nai bs girl friend ko sms
krna hy k khariat se pohanch gya hu

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MAJOR ROHAIL & FALIG ATTACK

Dr.
?Ap ke BV ko Falig hai,ab us ka
sir,hath,bazo,grdan,kmar kam nhe kre ge??.
Pr tange ur pao kam krte hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Tangee uttha skte hai to sb theek hai?

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MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAA KE DUA

BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence
Major ye sb kese..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai
Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai
Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS

Respect her,
Honour her,
Leove her,
Protect her,
Care for her,
Obey her,
.
.
HOW TO IMPRESS BOYS
.
Just smile once
(Game Over)

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I LIKE U

Ap muje ek jga se bohat pyare lgte ho
Maloom hai kha se..?
.
.
Hmmmmm
.
.
Sharma rhe ho..?
.
.
Pr mein sach bool rha hu
.
.
Pta hy kha se
.
.
DoOoOoOoOr seeee

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MAJOR ROHAIL KE SISTER KA RAPE

Major Rohai ke behan ka rape ho gya
Wo behoosh ho gae
Jb use hoosh aaya to wo zor zor se roone lagi
.
Police:
?Roo kyu rhe ho???
.
Nosheen:
?Bdmash mera N78 le gae?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & PEANUTS


Reporter:
?What is ur favorit thing?
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
?PEANUTS mein se
.
.
.
?.?T? nekal do to mere favorit
cheez ka naam bnta hai?

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U R BEVAQUF

Tum dunya k "BEVAQUF"
treen insan ho
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ooper bta dya na..
Ab neechay kya certificate lenay aye ho

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PHATAN KA MEZAAR

Phatan:
Meri aulad nhe hoti

Dost:
Tum mezzar pr dua kya kro

NXT YEAR

Dost:
Kya hua..?

Phatan:
Nhe hue

Dost:
Kon se mezzar pr dua ke

Phatan:
QUAID-E-AZAM K

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SHEHRI & PUNJABI GIRL

Shehri Larki:
Mere khawand ne bri
mushkil se muje paya hai
.
Punjabi Lakri:
Uuffoo,pagal
Ono kehndi thora tail la lenda

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ & U

Bohat kya intezar mgr wo na aye
Faraz
.
.
.
.
Flush pr bethay bethay paon soo gae

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & DAALAL

Problem to hai sb k sath, bs nazrye ke hai baat
.
Anti Misba ne heramandi k daalal k sath shadi kr le
.
.
Ab who kehti hai k mere husband
CUSTOMER RELATION OFFICER HAI

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & FAMILY

Atni Misba ka bhai,behnoy,Bhanja,Bhateja,Driver,
Cook,Maali,Nokar,Doodhwala,Akhbar wala,?
Sb k sb bhag gae
.
Kyo..?
.
Anti Misba ke akloti kunwari beti jo pregnant ho gae

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ROMANTIC SHER...?

Jaise bina pani tu tatti se
libry chooter dho nhe skti
.
.
.
Us hi trha tu mere siwa kisi or ki ho nhe skti

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL NO NO NO

Major Rohail:
No
Nhe
Me gand nhe mrvao ga
Me ne Gand nhe mrvani
Nhe mrvani
No
Nhe
.
Boy:
?Ye kya keh rhe ho..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Baba ne kha tha ye kehne se
gand mrvane ke aadat chle jae ge?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA IN SAD MOOD

4 kutte ek kuttya ko kutton ke tarha CHOD rhe the
Ye dekh kr Anti Misba ke Ankh mein ansu aa gae
.
Kyo??
.
Taras aa gya
No
.
?Misba ko apni jawani k ache din yaad aa gae?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA SLOGANS

Anti Misba
Naam he kafi hai
.
Misba
Pehli Chaht
.
Misba
Es se sassti sirf khamoshi
.
Misba
Hr lamha bnae mnpsnd
.
Misba
Ye naam hai etmaad ka
.
Misba
Dil mange more


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ANTI MISBA SEXY POEM

Mere pass aa tuje mohbat krna sikha du,
.
Tuje itna pyar karu teri ulfat ko hara du,
.
Tere badan pe apne honton ki
Nishani sja du
.
Teri masti main apni hasti mita du,
.
Tere honton pe apne hont
rakh k apni pyas bhuja du,
.
Mere pass aa Misba tuje mohbat
krna sikha du

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


ANTI MISBA MOVIES

Misba Phudi de chuki sanam
.
Lun Misba ke phudi mein rehta hai
.
Ye lun Misba ka hova
.
Heramndi wale Misba ke le jae ge
.
Misba ke phudi ho na ho
.
Major Rohail ke gand hai na
.
Major Rohail ke gand ur wehshi gujjar
.
Misba ke le gya kon

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & SUHAGRAAT

Suhagraat k nxt day
.
Major Rohail:
?Judge saab muje Anti Misba se talaq chaheye?
.
Judge:
?Kyu???
.
Major Rohail:
?Mein ne sex ka kha to??
??to kehti hai
MUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND

Anti Misba:
?Jb app Major bne tb app ke GAND
pr etne zyada stiches nhe lge the,pr es dfa to??.?
.
.
Captain Rohail:
?Jtna bra RANK uttne zyada stiches?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA PHUDI CHTVA

Anti Misba Phudi chtvatey hove
.
aah
aah
aah
oh
oh
oh
aah
.
Echanak
.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oy! Mein mar gae
bacaho bachao
TOMMY ye mere phudi hai
Tere hddi nhe

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & CREAM

Anti Misba:
?Dr. muje LUN bra krne wali cream chahye?
.
Dr.
?Ap k husband ka LUN chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?No nhe?.mere paltu kutte ka chota hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & RAJU

Anti Misba:
?Aj pehli dfa Raju ne pura LUN
andar dala to mere phudi phat gae?
.
Dr.
?Raju ap ka husband..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Nhe, Raju my HORSE?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & SAUDIA

Major Rohail:
?Yaar Saudi log sex krte waqt phar dete hai?
.
Boy:
?Tu Saudia gya tha?
.
Major Rohail:
?Nhe mere behan gae the?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KE PHAT GAE

Anit Misba:
?Janu Customer ne mere phudi phar de?
.
Major Rohail:
?Kaha tha na k LUN ka size dekh lya kro?
.
Anti Misba:
?Lun ka size dekh lya tha,
Pr kutte ne HOCKEY car mein chupai
Hoe the?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL, LUN & TATTE

Major Rohail:
?Dr. Saab mere LUN ur TATTE zakhmi ho gae?
.
Dr.
?Who kese..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Dr. saab mein GAND maar rha tha k
echanak DONKEY ne laat maar di?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & ARAB BOYS

Major Rohail
?Yar Arab larkon ka LUN both Lambaaaa hota hai?
.
.
Boy:
?Tu HAJ krne gya tha ya Arabeon k LUN dekhne?

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