24.04.09 Dirty,Adult,Major Rohail,Anti Misba,Sardar,Phatan sms jokes

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Anti Misba:
mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu,
kyu kaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
.
Sardar:
khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do

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Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
.
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
.
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu

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Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez
ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei kyu?
.
Anti Misba:
saarhi mei taange kholna
mushkil ho jata hy

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Tension

Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
.
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
.
Major usy hospital le gya
.
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
.
MAJOR KO TENSION
.
wo bola mei iska baap nhe!
.
phirLrki se pucha
.
wo boli Yhee is bche ka bap hy
.
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
.
pher police i
.
Major ka medical checkup hua
.
Report i kMojar Rohail kbe
bap nhe bn skta
.
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
.
khushi khushi bahar aya
.
OR PHER Socha k
.
Jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
.
WO KIS K HEN
.
Major Rohail ko
.
PHIR TENSION

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Major Rohail:
yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
.
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy

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19-2-2009 JuSt AdDeD MAJOR ROHAIL & ANTI MISBA ADULT SMS JOKES

19-2-2009
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MAJOR ROHAIL & SHEETAN

Major Rohail ne ek DONKEY
Ke GAND marne ke koshish ke
Donkey ne Major Rohail ko
Laat maar de
.
Major Rohail ko bohat
Dard hova ur us ne dua ke
“Ya Rab muj se sheetan ne
ye kaam krvaya”
.
.
Ye suun kr sheetan
khud hazir ho gya
ur bola
“Abe jhoot bolta hy ye
idea to mere zehan me b nhi tha”

GABAR (Love Land)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & TISSUE (sent)

Genral sab Major Rohail ke
GAND mar rhe the

Major Rohail:
Sir tissue lelein

Genral:
Kyu..?

Major Rohail:
Sir mein nhe chahta k meri
Wardi pr koe dagh lge

RAJA (Pindi)

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ANTI MISBA & SAFE SEX (sent)

Anti Misba:
Ye condom ktne ka hy..?

Shopkeeper:
10 rupee ka

Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,
Jb mein 8th class mein the tb
1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha

AHMAD AFZAL (North Nazmabad)

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ANTI MISBA GO 2 TAJ MAHAL

Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal
With her husband Major Rohail

Tourist Guide:
Madam ye dunya ka 7va ajoba hy

Anti Misba:
No No ye to mere husband hai

AFSHAN (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & JUNIOR

Major Rohail:
Army mein taraqi ka raaz
GAND mein hy

Junior:
Sir mein ne aj tk gand nhe marvai

Major Rohail:
Ese lye to tu aj tk
Major nhe ban saka

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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ANTI MISBA KE GARMI

Anti Misba:
Mein suraj se zyada garam hu
Jo muje chuwe ga wo jal jae ga
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Koe baat nhe mein tum pr raat
Ko charhu ga


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BUBBLI UR JANAT

Bubbli:
Papa janat kha hoti hai..?

Major Rohail:
Maa k paaon k neche

Bubbli:
Ami to nokar se kah rhe thi
“Mere tangon k darmyan janat hy”

DON (Mumbai)

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SARDAR & MAJOR ROHAIL

Sardar ur Major Rohail ke
Larai ho gae

Major Rohail:
Mein army mein major hu

Sardar:
OY! Darata kis ko hy
Mera beta bhe Cedit school
Ka student hai

JAVIED (Larkana)

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FARAZ UR ANTI MISBA

Ullfat k jazbat dil me he
Daba k rakh dye Faraz
.
Hajj ka keh k Anti Misba ne
Pakr le Dubai ke Parwaz

FARAZ AHMAD FARAZ (Jannat Fardoos)

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BUBBLI K ABU

Bubbli:
Ami ami aj school me ek uncle mele
Wo kehte the k wo bhe mere abu hai
.
.
Anti Misba:
Beta wo tunhare nhe tumhare bhai k
Abu hai


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BUBBLI CONFUSED

Bubbli:
Ami me bohat confuse hu
.
Anti Misba:
Kyu beta kya hova..?
.
Bubbli:
“Father” pr essay likhna hai
ur
samaj nhe aata k kis “uncle” ka
naam lekho


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MAJOR ROHAIL KA ABBA

Major Rohail:
Abba ye achi bat nhi,
Dosto me meri bohat
Beizati hoti hai
.
.
Abba:
Kyu..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Sb dosto k abba maar gae
Mera abba abi tk zinda hai

MASTANA (Faislabad)

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ANTI MISBA’S BARYANI

Anti Misba’s baryani recipe
.
Chawal aatte me daal k
Thori se cheene mix kr lo
Phir lipton daalo ur ye lo
kofte tyar
.
Anti Misba ko kha tha k
GAJNI na dekhna


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ANTI MISBA IN BEAUTY PARLOR

Anti Misba baal dye krvane gae
.
Keune 500 ka
Koe sasta
Revlon 400
Ur sasta
Kala Kola 100
Ur sasta
Samsul 50 ka
Ur sasta
Madam ye lo 20 rupe ur
Ja k mehndi lgalo

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA HAJJ

Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
.
.
Who kese..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya

RAZAQ (Hydrabad)

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ANTI MISBA K TOOTKE

Anti Misba k
Gharelo tootke
.
Agr ap ko koe baat HAZAM na
Ho rhe ho
.
Ya koe baat ap k payt me dard
Kr rhe ho
.
.
To estamal kro
.
.
.
Dabur ka Hajmola

TAHIR (Gujrat)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & MASJID

Masjid mein Namazyo ne
Major Rohail ko bohat mara
.
.
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Namaz k duran Major Rohail k mobile
Pr phone aya
ur
Ring tone bajna shuru hoe
.
“HARE KARISHNA HARE RAAM”

FAISAL (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL’S SEX LIFE

Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab my wife is not good at sex
.
.
Doctor:
I know ur wife very well

KHAWAJA (Laiyl Pur)

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ANTI MISBA’S SEX LIFE

Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab me & my wife don’t have a
Good sex life
.
Dr.-
Kya ye sach hy..?
.
Anti Misba:
Muje mere husband ka to pta
Nhe BUT I have a gr8 sex life

DELAWAR (Dehli)

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA AFFAIR

Anti Misba:
Mera husband kse ur k
Sath sex krta hai
.
Judge:
Teri BV me kya kami hy
Jo tu kse ur k sath sex krta hy
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab BV me sirf LUN
Ke kami hai

AHSAN (DHA)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & B.P

Major Rohail & B.V
Watching BP
LUN pe sucking ka scene
.
Major Rohail:
Mera b dil kr rha hai
.
BV:
U know I don’t suck
.
Major Rohail:
Mein tere nhe apni baat kr rha hu

OMAR (Lahore)

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MAJOR ROHAIL SUCKING LUN

Major Rohail was sucking LUN
Of Genral sab
.
After Suckiing
.
Genral:
Saale kbe brush b kr lya
Kr LUN se badbu ane lg gae hai

SHERAZ (Jehlum)

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MAJOR ROHAIL CRYING

General was fucking Major Rohail
.
Major Rohail was crying coz of pain
.
Genral:
Oy! Kya auraton ke tra chekh rha hai
Mard bn mard

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MAJOR ROHAIL KARGIL MEIN

Major Rohail ne Kargil ke jung
Mein ghadari ke ye to sb ko
Pta hai
.
Pr kya ghadari ke..?
.
Apne fojiyo ko choor k
Dushman k fojiyo se
GAND mrvata raha

GUL HAMEED AHMAD (Canal view)

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ANTI MISBA KE PAIN

Anti Misba:
When ever I hv sex I feel pain
.
Dr-
Let me see
.
After Check up
.
Anti Misba:
What was the problem
.
Dr-
Aandar kese ke ROLEX reh gae the


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ANTI MISBA & TOILET FLUSH

What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Toilet Flush
.
.
.
Dono ko estamal krne k lye
Apni shalwar uutarni parhti hai

SHABANA (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA # 1

Choot me dalne ka muqabla
.
Aswarya angor lye
Ketrena apple lye
Malika apple lye
Meera Tarbuz lye
Anti Misba kele
.
.
.
Ka darakht uutha lye

HAMEED (Sahiwal)

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ANTI MISBA & MAGGI NOODLES

What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Maggi Noodles
.
.
.
.
Bs 2 minute mein tyar


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ANTI MISBA POEM

Tera naam hy Anti Misba
Tu ne lya hy kiska kiska
.
Lya hy me ne sirf uska
Bank balance hy jiska
.
Naam hy mera Anti Misba
Custmr aj tk koe nye khiska
.
Lena hy agr mere chaska
To na lgao muje maska
.
Sunnao pyse ke jhnkar
Na bano zyada fankar
.
Sirf pysee ka hy saawal
Phir dekho mera kamal
.
Chahe mere muu me daal
Ya phir kar de mere laal

JAMEEL (Toba Tk Sing)

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Sexy Msgs

AdULt SmS jOkEsS


Tax Collection

Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax

Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use

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Faraz & Major Rohail

Ham ne tu usay ajnabi smjha tha Faraz

Pr wo Major Rohail tu meri he najaez aulaad nikli

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Information & Data

Whats the difference b/w Information & Data

An information is 362436
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
&
.
.

A data is
36-24-36

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Manstural Cycle

Major Rohail : Want to fuck

Misba: I m having manstural cycle

Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70

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Chicken & Baby

Difference b/w
Chicken
&
baby
.
.
.
.
Chicken is result of patiently sitting hen
&
Baby is result of impatiently standing cock

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Snow storm & men

What is common b/w
men
&
snow storm

U never know when they are coming
.
How many inches u will get
.
How long they will last

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Cycle & Gashti

Difference b/w

Cycle
&
Gashti

Jo sb larko k sath sex kre wo cycle
Jo sb k sath kre ur app k sath nhe wo gashti

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Four animals & a women

Four animals found in women’s panty
A pussy,
Hare,
an ass
&
.
.
.
occasionally a cock

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Types of Women’s sex

Women hv 4 types of sex

Asthmatic: ahh ah oh oh aah
Obedient: ya yes oh yes yes
Greedy: more,more,plz more
Religious: oh God, oh God, oh Oh God

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Bill Clinton & His grl frnd

What did Bill Clinton said
when he was accused of copying home work from his grl frnd at oxford

“” I don’t hv any textual relation with tht woman””

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Bulb or Bowling Ball

What would u rather b a bulb or a bowling ball?

It depends if u would like to

Get screwed
Or
Fingered

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Send me SMS

Santa
Banta
Fazaz
Major Rohail
Sardar
Pathan
Anti Misba
Nargis
Malika Shirawat
Zardari
Musharaf
Bubbli
Pappu

K bad ab apke bari b a skti hy
Is lye jaldi jaldi

Sms kro

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Qaumi Versa

SmS heroes
Santa, Banta,
Pthan,
Major Rohail,
Sardar,
Zardari,
Anti Misba,
Nargis,
Bubbli,
Malika Shirawat,
Musharaf
Hmara Qaumi versa hein
in ka ehtram tm pr wajib hy

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2008 SMS Awards

10th- Santa Banta
9th-Musharaf
8th- Major Rohail
7th- Pathan
6th- Anti Misba
5th- Nargis
4th- Saradr
3rd-Zardari
2nd- Bush
.
.
who’s 1st
.
.
.
1st- Faraz

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Right Hand

Ur B.v is ur right hand
But when ur b.v is gone

Ur right hand neighbour becomes ur b.v

When ur right hand neighbor is also gone

Ur right hand becomes ur b.v

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Next Morning


What did Major Rohail said to his wife after suhag raat sex?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Allah de vaste svere shareeke nu na dessei,
nae ta mre bari bisti hoe ge

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Up & Down
Up
n
Down
Oh no
Up
Up
And
Up
Oh good
Down
Down
Down
Stop
Oh not again
Up
Up
Up
Oper
Niche
Oper
Niche
Shit yar
Ye gas ur petrol k price kbe upper kbe niche

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Bubbli on Suhagraat

Husband- jaanu apko aj sex kr k kesa lga

.
.
.
Bubbli- bssss college ke yad aa gye ;)

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Tight Phuddi

kya apke phuddi tight hy?

Bubbli: khudi check kr lo,
eg unli dalo, dusri ungli dalo,
hath dalo,
gud dusra hath dalo,
ab taali bjao………
nhe bajti na?
Dekha meri kitni tight hy

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Types of Women sex:

Women hv 4 types of sex

Asthematic- ahhh ahh ohh ah ahhhhh

Obedient- yess yess yaaa ys yesss

Greedy- more,more,more,plz more

Religious- oh God.....oh God,Oh God

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Major Rohail & MIlking Machine


Major Rohail tried cow's milking machine on his penis

He had a lot of fun, but when he was unable to remove it

He got faint after reading manual

""Autorelease after 5 liters""

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Major Rohail & Wife

Major Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa

Anti Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai
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Jaadugar

Anti Misba with open legs Asked Rohail to fuck her

Anti Misba: Hmara bacha hoga tu hm uska kya nam rkhein ge???
Major Rohail Condom pehente charhate hue bola:

Agr ab b ho gya tu Jaadugar
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Fucking Malika Shirawat

Whats the difference b/w
Fucking Malika Shrawat and Fucking Major Rohail’s mom

When you fuck Malika Shrawat
She get paid
But
When u fuck Major Rohail’s mom
U get paid
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No Rishta

Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu

Major Rohail: okay
Lets start with kisses

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Sex ka Maza

Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa

Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai

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