19-2-2009 JuSt AdDeD MAJOR ROHAIL & ANTI MISBA ADULT SMS JOKES

19-2-2009
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MAJOR ROHAIL & SHEETAN

Major Rohail ne ek DONKEY
Ke GAND marne ke koshish ke
Donkey ne Major Rohail ko
Laat maar de
.
Major Rohail ko bohat
Dard hova ur us ne dua ke
“Ya Rab muj se sheetan ne
ye kaam krvaya”
.
.
Ye suun kr sheetan
khud hazir ho gya
ur bola
“Abe jhoot bolta hy ye
idea to mere zehan me b nhi tha”

GABAR (Love Land)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & TISSUE (sent)

Genral sab Major Rohail ke
GAND mar rhe the

Major Rohail:
Sir tissue lelein

Genral:
Kyu..?

Major Rohail:
Sir mein nhe chahta k meri
Wardi pr koe dagh lge

RAJA (Pindi)

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ANTI MISBA & SAFE SEX (sent)

Anti Misba:
Ye condom ktne ka hy..?

Shopkeeper:
10 rupee ka

Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,
Jb mein 8th class mein the tb
1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha

AHMAD AFZAL (North Nazmabad)

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ANTI MISBA GO 2 TAJ MAHAL

Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal
With her husband Major Rohail

Tourist Guide:
Madam ye dunya ka 7va ajoba hy

Anti Misba:
No No ye to mere husband hai

AFSHAN (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & JUNIOR

Major Rohail:
Army mein taraqi ka raaz
GAND mein hy

Junior:
Sir mein ne aj tk gand nhe marvai

Major Rohail:
Ese lye to tu aj tk
Major nhe ban saka

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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ANTI MISBA KE GARMI

Anti Misba:
Mein suraj se zyada garam hu
Jo muje chuwe ga wo jal jae ga
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Koe baat nhe mein tum pr raat
Ko charhu ga


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BUBBLI UR JANAT

Bubbli:
Papa janat kha hoti hai..?

Major Rohail:
Maa k paaon k neche

Bubbli:
Ami to nokar se kah rhe thi
“Mere tangon k darmyan janat hy”

DON (Mumbai)

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SARDAR & MAJOR ROHAIL

Sardar ur Major Rohail ke
Larai ho gae

Major Rohail:
Mein army mein major hu

Sardar:
OY! Darata kis ko hy
Mera beta bhe Cedit school
Ka student hai

JAVIED (Larkana)

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FARAZ UR ANTI MISBA

Ullfat k jazbat dil me he
Daba k rakh dye Faraz
.
Hajj ka keh k Anti Misba ne
Pakr le Dubai ke Parwaz

FARAZ AHMAD FARAZ (Jannat Fardoos)

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BUBBLI K ABU

Bubbli:
Ami ami aj school me ek uncle mele
Wo kehte the k wo bhe mere abu hai
.
.
Anti Misba:
Beta wo tunhare nhe tumhare bhai k
Abu hai


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BUBBLI CONFUSED

Bubbli:
Ami me bohat confuse hu
.
Anti Misba:
Kyu beta kya hova..?
.
Bubbli:
“Father” pr essay likhna hai
ur
samaj nhe aata k kis “uncle” ka
naam lekho


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MAJOR ROHAIL KA ABBA

Major Rohail:
Abba ye achi bat nhi,
Dosto me meri bohat
Beizati hoti hai
.
.
Abba:
Kyu..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Sb dosto k abba maar gae
Mera abba abi tk zinda hai

MASTANA (Faislabad)

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ANTI MISBA’S BARYANI

Anti Misba’s baryani recipe
.
Chawal aatte me daal k
Thori se cheene mix kr lo
Phir lipton daalo ur ye lo
kofte tyar
.
Anti Misba ko kha tha k
GAJNI na dekhna


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ANTI MISBA IN BEAUTY PARLOR

Anti Misba baal dye krvane gae
.
Keune 500 ka
Koe sasta
Revlon 400
Ur sasta
Kala Kola 100
Ur sasta
Samsul 50 ka
Ur sasta
Madam ye lo 20 rupe ur
Ja k mehndi lgalo

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA HAJJ

Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
.
.
Who kese..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya

RAZAQ (Hydrabad)

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ANTI MISBA K TOOTKE

Anti Misba k
Gharelo tootke
.
Agr ap ko koe baat HAZAM na
Ho rhe ho
.
Ya koe baat ap k payt me dard
Kr rhe ho
.
.
To estamal kro
.
.
.
Dabur ka Hajmola

TAHIR (Gujrat)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & MASJID

Masjid mein Namazyo ne
Major Rohail ko bohat mara
.
.
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Namaz k duran Major Rohail k mobile
Pr phone aya
ur
Ring tone bajna shuru hoe
.
“HARE KARISHNA HARE RAAM”

FAISAL (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL’S SEX LIFE

Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab my wife is not good at sex
.
.
Doctor:
I know ur wife very well

KHAWAJA (Laiyl Pur)

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ANTI MISBA’S SEX LIFE

Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab me & my wife don’t have a
Good sex life
.
Dr.-
Kya ye sach hy..?
.
Anti Misba:
Muje mere husband ka to pta
Nhe BUT I have a gr8 sex life

DELAWAR (Dehli)

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA AFFAIR

Anti Misba:
Mera husband kse ur k
Sath sex krta hai
.
Judge:
Teri BV me kya kami hy
Jo tu kse ur k sath sex krta hy
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab BV me sirf LUN
Ke kami hai

AHSAN (DHA)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & B.P

Major Rohail & B.V
Watching BP
LUN pe sucking ka scene
.
Major Rohail:
Mera b dil kr rha hai
.
BV:
U know I don’t suck
.
Major Rohail:
Mein tere nhe apni baat kr rha hu

OMAR (Lahore)

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MAJOR ROHAIL SUCKING LUN

Major Rohail was sucking LUN
Of Genral sab
.
After Suckiing
.
Genral:
Saale kbe brush b kr lya
Kr LUN se badbu ane lg gae hai

SHERAZ (Jehlum)

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MAJOR ROHAIL CRYING

General was fucking Major Rohail
.
Major Rohail was crying coz of pain
.
Genral:
Oy! Kya auraton ke tra chekh rha hai
Mard bn mard

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MAJOR ROHAIL KARGIL MEIN

Major Rohail ne Kargil ke jung
Mein ghadari ke ye to sb ko
Pta hai
.
Pr kya ghadari ke..?
.
Apne fojiyo ko choor k
Dushman k fojiyo se
GAND mrvata raha

GUL HAMEED AHMAD (Canal view)

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ANTI MISBA KE PAIN

Anti Misba:
When ever I hv sex I feel pain
.
Dr-
Let me see
.
After Check up
.
Anti Misba:
What was the problem
.
Dr-
Aandar kese ke ROLEX reh gae the


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ANTI MISBA & TOILET FLUSH

What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Toilet Flush
.
.
.
Dono ko estamal krne k lye
Apni shalwar uutarni parhti hai

SHABANA (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA # 1

Choot me dalne ka muqabla
.
Aswarya angor lye
Ketrena apple lye
Malika apple lye
Meera Tarbuz lye
Anti Misba kele
.
.
.
Ka darakht uutha lye

HAMEED (Sahiwal)

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ANTI MISBA & MAGGI NOODLES

What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Maggi Noodles
.
.
.
.
Bs 2 minute mein tyar


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ANTI MISBA POEM

Tera naam hy Anti Misba
Tu ne lya hy kiska kiska
.
Lya hy me ne sirf uska
Bank balance hy jiska
.
Naam hy mera Anti Misba
Custmr aj tk koe nye khiska
.
Lena hy agr mere chaska
To na lgao muje maska
.
Sunnao pyse ke jhnkar
Na bano zyada fankar
.
Sirf pysee ka hy saawal
Phir dekho mera kamal
.
Chahe mere muu me daal
Ya phir kar de mere laal

JAMEEL (Toba Tk Sing)

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Chatt Pattayy Sexy Msgs

ADULT SmS JOKES

SEX & SIX

SIX:
Bat ko utha k maro six
Bed pr lita k maro to sex
.
Hands ooper hon to six
Tange ooper hon to sex

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MAJOR ROHAIL?S SHOCK

Anti Misba ne suhag raat pr
Major Rohail se kaha
.
Please ye condom use nahi krna
Muje es brand se ALLERGY hai

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MAJOR ROHAIL & LOVE MARRIAGE

Boy:
Papa ap ke love marriage hoe thi na
.
Major Rohail:
Yes! Pr tuje kese pta chla
.
Boy:
Wo app ke shadi & mere date of birth
mein sirf 4 mah ka farq hai

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MAJOR & KANJARYAN

Major Rohail apni shadi ke video
apne bete ko dekha rha the
.
Boy:
Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr
KANJARYAN nachao gy
.
Major Rohail:
Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nhe
Tere PUPHYAAN hai

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U.S.A ZLALT AWARD

America ko ZALLEL krne k AWARD k nominee hai
Al Qaida
Hmmas
Talibal
Lashker Tyiba
Jamat tul Dawa
And the AWARD goes to
Js ne BUSH ko Juta Mara

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BUSH KE BV

Bush ke BV frmati hai
.
Bush hazir hai jurm ke saza pane ko
.
wah wah
.
Bush hazir hai jurm ke saza pane ko
.
Phir bhe koe
Jute se na mare mere dewane ko

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ANTI MISBA K NAJAEZ TALUKAT

Sasur g k ur tere najaiz talukat hai..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Judge saab kya bazurg ke khidmat krna jurm hai,
Un k LUN pr falig ka attack hova,
mein roz malish krte hu?

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ADVANCE BACHA

Ek bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola mobile hy..?
.
Nusre:
Hai lekin kya krna hai..?

Bacha:
Khuch nai bs girl friend ko sms
krna hy k khariat se pohanch gya hu

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MAJOR ROHAIL & FALIG ATTACK

Dr.
?Ap ke BV ko Falig hai,ab us ka
sir,hath,bazo,grdan,kmar kam nhe kre ge??.
Pr tange ur pao kam krte hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Tangee uttha skte hai to sb theek hai?

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MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAA KE DUA

BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence
Major ye sb kese..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai
Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai
Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai?

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HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS

Respect her,
Honour her,
Leove her,
Protect her,
Care for her,
Obey her,
.
.
HOW TO IMPRESS BOYS
.
Just smile once
(Game Over)

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I LIKE U

Ap muje ek jga se bohat pyare lgte ho
Maloom hai kha se..?
.
.
Hmmmmm
.
.
Sharma rhe ho..?
.
.
Pr mein sach bool rha hu
.
.
Pta hy kha se
.
.
DoOoOoOoOr seeee

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MAJOR ROHAIL KE SISTER KA RAPE

Major Rohai ke behan ka rape ho gya
Wo behoosh ho gae
Jb use hoosh aaya to wo zor zor se roone lagi
.
Police:
?Roo kyu rhe ho???
.
Nosheen:
?Bdmash mera N78 le gae?

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ANTI MISBA & PEANUTS


Reporter:
?What is ur favorit thing?
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
?PEANUTS mein se
.
.
.
?.?T? nekal do to mere favorit
cheez ka naam bnta hai?

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U R BEVAQUF

Tum dunya k "BEVAQUF"
treen insan ho
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ooper bta dya na..
Ab neechay kya certificate lenay aye ho

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PHATAN KA MEZAAR

Phatan:
Meri aulad nhe hoti

Dost:
Tum mezzar pr dua kya kro

NXT YEAR

Dost:
Kya hua..?

Phatan:
Nhe hue

Dost:
Kon se mezzar pr dua ke

Phatan:
QUAID-E-AZAM K

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SHEHRI & PUNJABI GIRL

Shehri Larki:
Mere khawand ne bri
mushkil se muje paya hai
.
Punjabi Lakri:
Uuffoo,pagal
Ono kehndi thora tail la lenda

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FARAZ & U

Bohat kya intezar mgr wo na aye
Faraz
.
.
.
.
Flush pr bethay bethay paon soo gae

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ANTI MISBA & DAALAL

Problem to hai sb k sath, bs nazrye ke hai baat
.
Anti Misba ne heramandi k daalal k sath shadi kr le
.
.
Ab who kehti hai k mere husband
CUSTOMER RELATION OFFICER HAI

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ANTI MISBA & FAMILY

Atni Misba ka bhai,behnoy,Bhanja,Bhateja,Driver,
Cook,Maali,Nokar,Doodhwala,Akhbar wala,?
Sb k sb bhag gae
.
Kyo..?
.
Anti Misba ke akloti kunwari beti jo pregnant ho gae

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ROMANTIC SHER...?

Jaise bina pani tu tatti se
libry chooter dho nhe skti
.
.
.
Us hi trha tu mere siwa kisi or ki ho nhe skti

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MAJOR ROHAIL NO NO NO

Major Rohail:
No
Nhe
Me gand nhe mrvao ga
Me ne Gand nhe mrvani
Nhe mrvani
No
Nhe
.
Boy:
?Ye kya keh rhe ho..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Baba ne kha tha ye kehne se
gand mrvane ke aadat chle jae ge?

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ANTI MISBA IN SAD MOOD

4 kutte ek kuttya ko kutton ke tarha CHOD rhe the
Ye dekh kr Anti Misba ke Ankh mein ansu aa gae
.
Kyo??
.
Taras aa gya
No
.
?Misba ko apni jawani k ache din yaad aa gae?

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ANTI MISBA SLOGANS

Anti Misba
Naam he kafi hai
.
Misba
Pehli Chaht
.
Misba
Es se sassti sirf khamoshi
.
Misba
Hr lamha bnae mnpsnd
.
Misba
Ye naam hai etmaad ka
.
Misba
Dil mange more


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ANTI MISBA SEXY POEM

Mere pass aa tuje mohbat krna sikha du,
.
Tuje itna pyar karu teri ulfat ko hara du,
.
Tere badan pe apne honton ki
Nishani sja du
.
Teri masti main apni hasti mita du,
.
Tere honton pe apne hont
rakh k apni pyas bhuja du,
.
Mere pass aa Misba tuje mohbat
krna sikha du

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ANTI MISBA MOVIES

Misba Phudi de chuki sanam
.
Lun Misba ke phudi mein rehta hai
.
Ye lun Misba ka hova
.
Heramndi wale Misba ke le jae ge
.
Misba ke phudi ho na ho
.
Major Rohail ke gand hai na
.
Major Rohail ke gand ur wehshi gujjar
.
Misba ke le gya kon

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MAJOR ROHAIL & SUHAGRAAT

Suhagraat k nxt day
.
Major Rohail:
?Judge saab muje Anti Misba se talaq chaheye?
.
Judge:
?Kyu???
.
Major Rohail:
?Mein ne sex ka kha to??
??to kehti hai
MUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE?

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MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND

Anti Misba:
?Jb app Major bne tb app ke GAND
pr etne zyada stiches nhe lge the,pr es dfa to??.?
.
.
Captain Rohail:
?Jtna bra RANK uttne zyada stiches?

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ANTI MISBA PHUDI CHTVA

Anti Misba Phudi chtvatey hove
.
aah
aah
aah
oh
oh
oh
aah
.
Echanak
.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oy! Mein mar gae
bacaho bachao
TOMMY ye mere phudi hai
Tere hddi nhe

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ANTI MISBA & CREAM

Anti Misba:
?Dr. muje LUN bra krne wali cream chahye?
.
Dr.
?Ap k husband ka LUN chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?No nhe?.mere paltu kutte ka chota hai?

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ANTI MISBA & RAJU

Anti Misba:
?Aj pehli dfa Raju ne pura LUN
andar dala to mere phudi phat gae?
.
Dr.
?Raju ap ka husband..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Nhe, Raju my HORSE?

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MAJOR ROHAIL & SAUDIA

Major Rohail:
?Yaar Saudi log sex krte waqt phar dete hai?
.
Boy:
?Tu Saudia gya tha?
.
Major Rohail:
?Nhe mere behan gae the?

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ANTI MISBA KE PHAT GAE

Anit Misba:
?Janu Customer ne mere phudi phar de?
.
Major Rohail:
?Kaha tha na k LUN ka size dekh lya kro?
.
Anti Misba:
?Lun ka size dekh lya tha,
Pr kutte ne HOCKEY car mein chupai
Hoe the?

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MAJOR ROHAIL, LUN & TATTE

Major Rohail:
?Dr. Saab mere LUN ur TATTE zakhmi ho gae?
.
Dr.
?Who kese..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Dr. saab mein GAND maar rha tha k
echanak DONKEY ne laat maar di?


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MAJOR ROHAIL & ARAB BOYS

Major Rohail
?Yar Arab larkon ka LUN both Lambaaaa hota hai?
.
.
Boy:
?Tu HAJ krne gya tha ya Arabeon k LUN dekhne?

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