20-3-09 New Dirty Jokes,Major Rohail,Anti Misba,Phatan,Adult,Sardar msgs added

20-3-2009

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Pregnant Anti Misba chat pe Tange khol k leti hue thi.
.
Major Rohail: ye kya ho rha hy?
.
Anti Misba: Dr. ne kaha hy kTaza hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi hy

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Janta hy mera baap kon hai?

.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection
to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me Anti Misba ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
College k ground meBubbli ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Saloon ki kursi peh Major Rohail bole
"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf
en keMAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan

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Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha,
tahajud ki namaz aada ke,
aurDua krne lga
“Mere mola sb so rhe hai urmain teri ibadat kr rha hu”
Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kameny to apni dua manghamari shikayat q kr rha hy”
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Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD
dostoKo dekha k both pachhtaya
.
kyu?
.
Major Rohail shadi wali CD
mei se“SUHAG RAT” wala
scenedelete krna bhool gya tha

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Phatan train me su su kr k aya
BV: Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
Phatan: Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”.
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Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
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Doctor:
sorry Major sabAp ke MAA ko hm nhe
bcha skteWo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail:
koe baat nheMere MAA DANCER
hai wo hrSTAGE pr perform kr skte hai

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Time is MoneyMajor

Rohail ne apne behn BUBBLI k Driver
ko both mara
.
kyu?
.
Customer complains
“Bubbli time pr nhe pohnchti”

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Two Sardars went into a pub and
after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches
out of their pockets and started to eat them
.
You cant eat your own sandwiches in here,
complained the pub-owner
.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches
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Bubbli: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya
.
Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti neUska kya bigara tha?
.
Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko Sex krte huve dekh lya tha

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1 sardar Paper de kar aya aur rone laga
.
ke kash Pakistan ka Dar-ul-Hakomat[Capital] Lahore bun jae
.
Friend: Tum aisa kyun chahte ho?
.
Sardar: Main paper mein ye likh kar aya ho.

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Major Rohail: Want to have sex
.
Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle
.
Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70.

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Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago
.
Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago
.
Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up
.
Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

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Utha jo mera Janaza to woh Cheekh kar bolay Faraz!
.
Thehar jao!!! Abhi Waddi Phuphi ne aana hai.

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Mun meetha karna hai to mere paas aa Faraz!!!!
.
Main tujhe Akhrot aur Kishmish khilaon ga...
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Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?
.
Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch
Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!

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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
.
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge
.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai
.
Banta: kya kiya?
.
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

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Aaj tk Anti Misba ka koe Lover in ko Bhool nhe paya
.
bhala kyo?
.
...Very Simple...
.
Anti Misba ko AIDS jo hy.

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Major Rohail apni shadi ke video apne bete ko dekha rha the
.
Boy: Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr KANJARYAN nachao gy
.
Major Rohail: Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nheTere PUPHYAAN hai.

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Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saalho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le haiwo ghar pr he rehte hai”

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Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
.
Banta: That’s Great Yaar... Usne Kya Kahaa?
.
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.

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Major Rohail guse se:
“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”
.
Anti Misba:
“Pehle btana tha ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae"

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Anti Misba:
“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”
.
Droctr
“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”
.
Anti Misba:
“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunahse behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”

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Santa Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast...
Suddenly He Stops
Why?......
Because he reaches his Home.

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Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us keTIND ho gae..
.
Who kese..?
.
.
...Major Rohail ne larki ko Cheer dya

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MAJOR ROHAIL & SHEETAN

Major Rohail ne ek DONKEY
Ke GAND marne ke koshish ke
Donkey ne Major Rohail ko
Laat maar de
.
Major Rohail ko bohat
Dard hova ur us ne dua ke
“Ya Rab muj se sheetan ne
ye kaam krvaya”
.
.
Ye suun kr sheetan
khud hazir ho gya
ur bola
“Abe jhoot bolta hy ye
idea to mere zehan me b nhi tha”

GABAR (Love Land)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & TISSUE (sent)

Genral sab Major Rohail ke
GAND mar rhe the

Major Rohail:
Sir tissue lelein

Genral:
Kyu..?

Major Rohail:
Sir mein nhe chahta k meri
Wardi pr koe dagh lge

RAJA (Pindi)

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ANTI MISBA & SAFE SEX (sent)

Anti Misba:
Ye condom ktne ka hy..?

Shopkeeper:
10 rupee ka

Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,
Jb mein 8th class mein the tb
1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha

AHMAD AFZAL (North Nazmabad)

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ANTI MISBA GO 2 TAJ MAHAL

Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal
With her husband Major Rohail

Tourist Guide:
Madam ye dunya ka 7va ajoba hy

Anti Misba:
No No ye to mere husband hai

AFSHAN (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & JUNIOR

Major Rohail:
Army mein taraqi ka raaz
GAND mein hy

Junior:
Sir mein ne aj tk gand nhe marvai

Major Rohail:
Ese lye to tu aj tk
Major nhe ban saka

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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ANTI MISBA KE GARMI

Anti Misba:
Mein suraj se zyada garam hu
Jo muje chuwe ga wo jal jae ga
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Koe baat nhe mein tum pr raat
Ko charhu ga


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BUBBLI UR JANAT

Bubbli:
Papa janat kha hoti hai..?

Major Rohail:
Maa k paaon k neche

Bubbli:
Ami to nokar se kah rhe thi
“Mere tangon k darmyan janat hy”

DON (Mumbai)

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SARDAR & MAJOR ROHAIL

Sardar ur Major Rohail ke
Larai ho gae

Major Rohail:
Mein army mein major hu

Sardar:
OY! Darata kis ko hy
Mera beta bhe Cedit school
Ka student hai

JAVIED (Larkana)

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FARAZ UR ANTI MISBA

Ullfat k jazbat dil me he
Daba k rakh dye Faraz
.
Hajj ka keh k Anti Misba ne
Pakr le Dubai ke Parwaz

FARAZ AHMAD FARAZ (Jannat Fardoos)

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BUBBLI K ABU

Bubbli:
Ami ami aj school me ek uncle mele
Wo kehte the k wo bhe mere abu hai
.
.
Anti Misba:
Beta wo tunhare nhe tumhare bhai k
Abu hai


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BUBBLI CONFUSED

Bubbli:
Ami me bohat confuse hu
.
Anti Misba:
Kyu beta kya hova..?
.
Bubbli:
“Father” pr essay likhna hai
ur
samaj nhe aata k kis “uncle” ka
naam lekho


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MAJOR ROHAIL KA ABBA

Major Rohail:
Abba ye achi bat nhi,
Dosto me meri bohat
Beizati hoti hai
.
.
Abba:
Kyu..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Sb dosto k abba maar gae
Mera abba abi tk zinda hai

MASTANA (Faislabad)

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ANTI MISBA’S BARYANI

Anti Misba’s baryani recipe
.
Chawal aatte me daal k
Thori se cheene mix kr lo
Phir lipton daalo ur ye lo
kofte tyar
.
Anti Misba ko kha tha k
GAJNI na dekhna


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ANTI MISBA IN BEAUTY PARLOR

Anti Misba baal dye krvane gae
.
Keune 500 ka
Koe sasta
Revlon 400
Ur sasta
Kala Kola 100
Ur sasta
Samsul 50 ka
Ur sasta
Madam ye lo 20 rupe ur
Ja k mehndi lgalo

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA HAJJ

Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
.
.
Who kese..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya

RAZAQ (Hydrabad)

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ANTI MISBA K TOOTKE

Anti Misba k
Gharelo tootke
.
Agr ap ko koe baat HAZAM na
Ho rhe ho
.
Ya koe baat ap k payt me dard
Kr rhe ho
.
.
To estamal kro
.
.
.
Dabur ka Hajmola

TAHIR (Gujrat)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & MASJID

Masjid mein Namazyo ne
Major Rohail ko bohat mara
.
.
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Namaz k duran Major Rohail k mobile
Pr phone aya
ur
Ring tone bajna shuru hoe
.
“HARE KARISHNA HARE RAAM”

FAISAL (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL’S SEX LIFE

Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab my wife is not good at sex
.
.
Doctor:
I know ur wife very well

KHAWAJA (Laiyl Pur)

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ANTI MISBA’S SEX LIFE

Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab me & my wife don’t have a
Good sex life
.
Dr.-
Kya ye sach hy..?
.
Anti Misba:
Muje mere husband ka to pta
Nhe BUT I have a gr8 sex life

DELAWAR (Dehli)

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA AFFAIR

Anti Misba:
Mera husband kse ur k
Sath sex krta hai
.
Judge:
Teri BV me kya kami hy
Jo tu kse ur k sath sex krta hy
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab BV me sirf LUN
Ke kami hai

AHSAN (DHA)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & B.P

Major Rohail & B.V
Watching BP
LUN pe sucking ka scene
.
Major Rohail:
Mera b dil kr rha hai
.
BV:
U know I don’t suck
.
Major Rohail:
Mein tere nhe apni baat kr rha hu

OMAR (Lahore)

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MAJOR ROHAIL SUCKING LUN

Major Rohail was sucking LUN
Of Genral sab
.
After Suckiing
.
Genral:
Saale kbe brush b kr lya
Kr LUN se badbu ane lg gae hai

SHERAZ (Jehlum)

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MAJOR ROHAIL CRYING

General was fucking Major Rohail
.
Major Rohail was crying coz of pain
.
Genral:
Oy! Kya auraton ke tra chekh rha hai
Mard bn mard

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MAJOR ROHAIL KARGIL MEIN

Major Rohail ne Kargil ke jung
Mein ghadari ke ye to sb ko
Pta hai
.
Pr kya ghadari ke..?
.
Apne fojiyo ko choor k
Dushman k fojiyo se
GAND mrvata raha

GUL HAMEED AHMAD (Canal view)

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ANTI MISBA KE PAIN

Anti Misba:
When ever I hv sex I feel pain
.
Dr-
Let me see
.
After Check up
.
Anti Misba:
What was the problem
.
Dr-
Aandar kese ke ROLEX reh gae the


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ANTI MISBA & TOILET FLUSH

What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Toilet Flush
.
.
.
Dono ko estamal krne k lye
Apni shalwar uutarni parhti hai

SHABANA (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA # 1

Choot me dalne ka muqabla
.
Aswarya angor lye
Ketrena apple lye
Malika apple lye
Meera Tarbuz lye
Anti Misba kele
.
.
.
Ka darakht uutha lye

HAMEED (Sahiwal)

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ANTI MISBA & MAGGI NOODLES

What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Maggi Noodles
.
.
.
.
Bs 2 minute mein tyar


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ANTI MISBA POEM

Tera naam hy Anti Misba
Tu ne lya hy kiska kiska
.
Lya hy me ne sirf uska
Bank balance hy jiska
.
Naam hy mera Anti Misba
Custmr aj tk koe nye khiska
.
Lena hy agr mere chaska
To na lgao muje maska
.
Sunnao pyse ke jhnkar
Na bano zyada fankar
.
Sirf pysee ka hy saawal
Phir dekho mera kamal
.
Chahe mere muu me daal
Ya phir kar de mere laal

JAMEEL (Toba Tk Sing)

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FARAZ ON PYAR

Wo muje pyar sekhane ka
Israr krta hai Faraz
.
.
Jis ka khud sirf 3 inch ka hai


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U R ON TV

Pepsi k lye
Kareena
.
Thumbs uo k lye
Akshay
.
Fanta k lye
Rani
.
Cock k lye
Ayshwrya
.
Tum Ghabrao mat..!

SATHI
Ek inch k new condom
K lye tumhe he ley ga

HASHAM (Dubai)

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QURBANI K JANWAR

Suna hai k Qurbani k janwar ko chand
Raat ke raat ko Churiyan nazar aati hy
.
.
To phir larkiyon ko mehndi ke raat ko
Kya nazar aata ho ga?

SUNNY (Karachi)

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PHATAN IN SAUDIA

Phatan Saudia me GAND marte hove
Pakra gya
.
Qazi:
Ese Garan pani me daal do
.
After few hours
.
Qazi:
Tu ne abi tk ese pani me nhi dala
.
Jalad:
Janab ye bohat harami hy
Chula jalane k lye jhukta
Hu to gand mar deta hy

JAMEEL (Saudi Arabia)

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FRIEND LIKE YOU

A friend like you is
Not like Boobs
Which get sucked
.
Not like pussy
Which get fucked
.
BUT
Like a penis
Which stands
When needed

ROMAN (Pakistan)

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FARAZ UR APNE

Apne he hote hy jo GAND
Mai ungle dy kr bhag jate hai
Faraz
.
.
.
Warna ghairon ko kya khabar
K tum underware nhe pehnte

JAMEEL (Karachi)

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CONDOM SHOP

A man goes 2 buy condom
.
Sales Girl:
May I hold ur penis 4 size?
.
She orders
“Gv him small
No NO gv him medium
No NO gv him large”
.
.
Oh! Shit
Gv him Tissue

SUNNY (Karachi)

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GREAT PEOPLE

Great people like us work on principle
Of Rockets
.
Not coz we aim high for the sky
.
BUT
Coz we don’t start performing unless
Our ass is on fire

UMAIR (Lahore)

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SHERI REHMAN PRESS CONFRENCE

Sheri Rehman conducting press confrence
.
Ji app karein,
Ap nhi aap,
app ne pehle kya tha,
Peeche wale ko moqa dein,
Aage sb ne kr lya kya?
Ap ne nhi kya?
Sb bari bari karein,
Meray leye aasani rahe ge,
Mein ghbrane wali nhi,

Sb ko moqa mele ga

IMRAN (Lahore)

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HUM SAB UMEED SE HAI

“GEO k program
hum sab umeed se hai”
dekhne k baad
Zardari
Ne apne
Duplicate se pocha
Teri meri shakal bohat milti hy
Kya tumhari maa hmare ghar
Nokrani thi..?

.
Duplicate bola nhi g mera baap
Ap k ghar driver tha

ATTAULA (Karachi)

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NEW HIT SONG REMIX

Tum pass aaye,
Yon muskuraye,
Tu ne na jane kitne
Choope lagaye
.
.
Ab to mera LUN
Jage na soota hai,
.
.
Kya kron hai Lun ko
khuch khuch hota hai

IMRAN (Lahore)

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MOLVI UR BACHA

Molvi ek bache ke GAND mar rha tha
.
Ek admi ne pocha ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Molvi:
“Jo Sabak yaad nhi kre ga
use yhe saza mele ge”

IMRAN (Lahore)

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DOST KE DOSTI

Dost teri dosti kitni pyari,
.
Lekin har kisi ne teri GAND mari,
.
Kya tuje pyari nhi meri yaari,
.
Chal phir Jhuk ja ab meri baari,

IMRAN (Lahore)

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RECYCLE CONDOMS

Q : wat is heights recycling ? A : MAN GIVING used CONDOM to
his SON to use as a balloon
& after BURSTING,
giving to his DAUGHTER
to use as HAIR BAND.


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OLD AGE PROBLEM

The problem with old age is that every
part of your body feels stiff
except the part that u want stiff. So, enjoy ur age before old age
have fun b4 its too late.

IMARAN (Karachi)

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OPPOSITE OF LAUGHTER
Q: What is the opposite of laughter? A: Sex How is that? . . . . Bcoz laughter is ha ha ha
and
Sex is ah ah ah ah..!


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SARDAR PAPA KESE BNA..?

Sardar’s son: papa tusi papa kinj bne?
.
.
Sardar: puttar Pa,Pa k

REHMAN (SHARJA)

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HAMESHA MUSKRATE RHO



Tumhari hansi kbhi km na ho
.
Tmhari ankh kbhe nam na ho
.
Tmhe hr us shakhs ka mile
.
Jiska “12 inch” se km na ho

REHMEN (SHARJA)

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SARDAR UR SHANTI

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao


REHMAN (SHARJA)

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