27-5-09 Major Rohail and Anti Misba ,Phatan,Sardar,Faraz Adult Dirty SMS Jokes

27--5--2009

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Sardar****Faraz****Adult***Anti Misba
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Major Rohail****Phatan***Santa Banta

LETS START LAUGHING......?


The Early Message doesn't mean to disturb u
.
It is only to show that
"You r my First thinking of the Day"
"kyu k main sari raat tera soch k
muuth marta rha"
Good Morning

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Major Rohail ko apni beti k kamre se
.
Cigrtete mele
Wo prshan hova
Phir
Sharab ki bottle meli
Wo preshan hova
Phir
Ek larka mela
Wo khush ho kr bola
“shukar hy ye sb khuch larke ka hy”

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Sardar ke B.V bhag gye,
.
3 din bad ghar wapas I
.
Sardar gussey se bola:
"Hun ke lein ayee aye"
.
Sardarni: "Mobile da charger pbul gyee c."

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Major Rohail:
Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta huto
us k muu se Smell aati hy
.
Dr.
“kamal hy jb main ne check
up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”
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Aik dafa pathan ne
Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi
:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
.
Phir Us ne Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke

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Operation Theater main
Anti Misba 2 Dr.
“Light OFF nhi karni?”
.
Dr.
“Light OFF kyu?”
.
AntiMisba
“Jb b koi admi muje bed pr letata hy light OFF kr deta hy”

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Medical science proved k Kapre tight
pehn'ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy
.
But
.
Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon
.
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy

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SPERM MARCH
.
Anti Misba ki choot main
sperms Ne long march kya
.
Kyu?
.
Sperms ka kehna hai K
un k khuch satheyon Ko pechli
gali main leja kQatal kr dya jata hy

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Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu parri?
.
Pathan:
Us ke seat k niche meri pani ke
bottle parri thi.
Mei ne bas itna kaha K
Tange uthao apna pani nikalna hy

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Anti Misba ne
family planning Capsule kha lya
.
.
10 din bad payt se awaz aai
.
.
Madam ye capsule family planning Ka hai
“Mohala Planning” ka nhi

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Height of positive attitude:
.
Girl Friend:
Mera Rishta aaya hy aur shadi hone wali hy
.
Boy Friend:
That's Good, Phir to hum
Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge

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CHOOT MEETING

Anti Misba ki CHOOT mainSperms meeting
.
I m Dr.
I m doodhwala
I m Husbnd
I m boyfrnd
I m mohaledar
Ek sperm chup chapTha
.
Kyu..?
.
Insanon ki meeting main
Kutte ka kya kaam....

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Reporter:
Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding
na kya karien
Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne
.
.
.
Officer:
Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k
"Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."

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Major Rohail:
Agr tum ne muj se shadi na ki
To main ghar se kood k jan de du ga
.
Anti Misba:
Pr tumhara ghar to ground floor pr hy

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Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai
.
Banta: Tujhe kese pta?
.
Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne
check kr k muje Batya tha

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Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
.
Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab
saans ruk ruk k aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha
to wo b band ho jae ga

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Hello...Hello..Hello...
Awaaz ni aa rahi kia?
HELLO...?HELLOooo...???
Ab awaaz aai?
ab b ni?
awaaz aye gi bhi kaise?
Bewakoof ye tu sms he

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Anti Misba k gharelo totke
.
Agr ksi din app ko khudkushi krni ho
To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein
Latkne se pehle ye zror dekh lein k
pankhaTABEL FAN wala ho

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Load sheding in Pakistan
.
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya
.
.
TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wraper
se jeetain generator
chudai lagaow bijli paow

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Pregnant Anti Misba chat pe Tange khol k leti hue thi.
.
Major Rohail: ye kya ho rha hy?
.
Anti Misba: Dr. ne kaha hy kTaza hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi hy

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Janta hy mera baap kon hai?

.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection
to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me Anti Misba ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
College k ground meBubbli ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Saloon ki kursi peh Major Rohail bole
"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf
en keMAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan

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Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha,
tahajud ki namaz aada ke,
aurDua krne lga
“Mere mola sb so rhe hai urmain teri ibadat kr rha hu”
Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kameny to apni dua manghamari shikayat q kr rha hy”
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Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD
dostoKo dekha k both pachhtaya
.
kyu?
.
Major Rohail shadi wali CD
mei se“SUHAG RAT” wala
scenedelete krna bhool gya tha

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Phatan train me su su kr k aya
BV: Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
Phatan: Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”.
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Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
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Doctor:
sorry Major sabAp ke MAA ko hm nhe
bcha skteWo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail:
koe baat nheMere MAA DANCER
hai wo hrSTAGE pr perform kr skte hai

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Time is MoneyMajor

Rohail ne apne behn BUBBLI k Driver
ko both mara
.
kyu?
.
Customer complains
“Bubbli time pr nhe pohnchti”

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Two Sardars went into a pub and
after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches
out of their pockets and started to eat them
.
You cant eat your own sandwiches in here,
complained the pub-owner
.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches
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Bubbli: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya
.
Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti neUska kya bigara tha?
.
Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko Sex krte huve dekh lya tha

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1 sardar Paper de kar aya aur rone laga
.
ke kash Pakistan ka Dar-ul-Hakomat[Capital] Lahore bun jae
.
Friend: Tum aisa kyun chahte ho?
.
Sardar: Main paper mein ye likh kar aya ho.

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Major Rohail: Want to have sex
.
Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle
.
Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70.

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Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago
.
Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago
.
Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up
.
Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

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Utha jo mera Janaza to woh Cheekh kar bolay Faraz!
.
Thehar jao!!! Abhi Waddi Phuphi ne aana hai.

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Mun meetha karna hai to mere paas aa Faraz!!!!
.
Main tujhe Akhrot aur Kishmish khilaon ga...
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Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?
.
Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch
Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!

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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
.
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge
.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai
.
Banta: kya kiya?
.
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

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Aaj tk Anti Misba ka koe Lover in ko Bhool nhe paya
.
bhala kyo?
.
...Very Simple...
.
Anti Misba ko AIDS jo hy.

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Major Rohail apni shadi ke video apne bete ko dekha rha the
.
Boy: Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr KANJARYAN nachao gy
.
Major Rohail: Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nheTere PUPHYAAN hai.

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Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saalho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le haiwo ghar pr he rehte hai”

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Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
.
Banta: That’s Great Yaar... Usne Kya Kahaa?
.
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.

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Major Rohail guse se:
“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”
.
Anti Misba:
“Pehle btana tha ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae"

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Anti Misba:
“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”
.
Droctr
“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”
.
Anti Misba:
“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunahse behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”

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Santa Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast...
Suddenly He Stops
Why?......
Because he reaches his Home.

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Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us keTIND ho gae..
.
Who kese..?
.
.
...Major Rohail ne larki ko Cheer dya

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