27-5-09 Major Rohail and Anti Misba ,Phatan,Sardar,Faraz Adult Dirty SMS Jokes

27--5--2009

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Sardar****Faraz****Adult***Anti Misba
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Major Rohail****Phatan***Santa Banta

LETS START LAUGHING......?


The Early Message doesn't mean to disturb u
.
It is only to show that
"You r my First thinking of the Day"
"kyu k main sari raat tera soch k
muuth marta rha"
Good Morning

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Major Rohail ko apni beti k kamre se
.
Cigrtete mele
Wo prshan hova
Phir
Sharab ki bottle meli
Wo preshan hova
Phir
Ek larka mela
Wo khush ho kr bola
“shukar hy ye sb khuch larke ka hy”

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Sardar ke B.V bhag gye,
.
3 din bad ghar wapas I
.
Sardar gussey se bola:
"Hun ke lein ayee aye"
.
Sardarni: "Mobile da charger pbul gyee c."

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Major Rohail:
Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta huto
us k muu se Smell aati hy
.
Dr.
“kamal hy jb main ne check
up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”
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Aik dafa pathan ne
Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi
:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
.
Phir Us ne Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke

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Operation Theater main
Anti Misba 2 Dr.
“Light OFF nhi karni?”
.
Dr.
“Light OFF kyu?”
.
AntiMisba
“Jb b koi admi muje bed pr letata hy light OFF kr deta hy”

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Medical science proved k Kapre tight
pehn'ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy
.
But
.
Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon
.
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy

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SPERM MARCH
.
Anti Misba ki choot main
sperms Ne long march kya
.
Kyu?
.
Sperms ka kehna hai K
un k khuch satheyon Ko pechli
gali main leja kQatal kr dya jata hy

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Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu parri?
.
Pathan:
Us ke seat k niche meri pani ke
bottle parri thi.
Mei ne bas itna kaha K
Tange uthao apna pani nikalna hy

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Anti Misba ne
family planning Capsule kha lya
.
.
10 din bad payt se awaz aai
.
.
Madam ye capsule family planning Ka hai
“Mohala Planning” ka nhi

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Height of positive attitude:
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Girl Friend:
Mera Rishta aaya hy aur shadi hone wali hy
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Boy Friend:
That's Good, Phir to hum
Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge

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CHOOT MEETING

Anti Misba ki CHOOT mainSperms meeting
.
I m Dr.
I m doodhwala
I m Husbnd
I m boyfrnd
I m mohaledar
Ek sperm chup chapTha
.
Kyu..?
.
Insanon ki meeting main
Kutte ka kya kaam....

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Reporter:
Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding
na kya karien
Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne
.
.
.
Officer:
Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k
"Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."

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Major Rohail:
Agr tum ne muj se shadi na ki
To main ghar se kood k jan de du ga
.
Anti Misba:
Pr tumhara ghar to ground floor pr hy

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Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai
.
Banta: Tujhe kese pta?
.
Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne
check kr k muje Batya tha

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Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
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Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab
saans ruk ruk k aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha
to wo b band ho jae ga

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Hello...Hello..Hello...
Awaaz ni aa rahi kia?
HELLO...?HELLOooo...???
Ab awaaz aai?
ab b ni?
awaaz aye gi bhi kaise?
Bewakoof ye tu sms he

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Anti Misba k gharelo totke
.
Agr ksi din app ko khudkushi krni ho
To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein
Latkne se pehle ye zror dekh lein k
pankhaTABEL FAN wala ho

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Load sheding in Pakistan
.
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya
.
.
TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wraper
se jeetain generator
chudai lagaow bijli paow

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24.04.09 Dirty,Adult,Major Rohail,Anti Misba,Sardar,Phatan sms jokes

24-4-2009
Latest new funniest jokes added
Phatan,Sardar,Faraz
Major Rohail,Santa Banta
Anti Misba,Dirty,Adult
Jokes & sms msgs

Anti Misba:
mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu,
kyu kaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
.
Sardar:
khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do

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Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
.
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
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Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu

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Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez
ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei kyu?
.
Anti Misba:
saarhi mei taange kholna
mushkil ho jata hy

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Tension

Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
.
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
.
Major usy hospital le gya
.
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
.
MAJOR KO TENSION
.
wo bola mei iska baap nhe!
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phirLrki se pucha
.
wo boli Yhee is bche ka bap hy
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MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
.
pher police i
.
Major ka medical checkup hua
.
Report i kMojar Rohail kbe
bap nhe bn skta
.
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
.
khushi khushi bahar aya
.
OR PHER Socha k
.
Jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
.
WO KIS K HEN
.
Major Rohail ko
.
PHIR TENSION

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Major Rohail:
yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
.
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy

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19-2-2009

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QYAMAT KI 5 NISHANYA

IMF ka qarza uttar jae ga
.
Load shading khatam ho jae ge
.
NEW dam bne ge
.
India mein Pakistni movies
Lge ge
.
Pakstan dubara world cup
Jete ga



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5 THINGS NOT 2 LOSE

In life 5 things u should
Never lose
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Character
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Self respect
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Hope
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Heart
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&
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Well, you know my name…

KISNA (Kashana)

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QYAMAT KB AYE GE

Qyamat kb aye ge ?

JAB

Zardari imandari krega
.
Altaf Karachi aye ga
.
Musharaf par muqddma chale ga
.
Sheri Rehman parda kre ge
.
Nawaz aqalmand ho ga
.
Chief Justice bahal ho ga
.
Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga
.
Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga
.
India world cup jete ga
.
Lalu parshad politics chore de ga
.
China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga
.
Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge
.
Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga

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YE KYA DEKH RHE HO

IDE-7418
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ACT-751
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M-9152
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AC-2039
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ACH-201
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MNP-4848
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LRA-5643
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W-145
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Dekh kya rhe ho
Ye un CARS k number hai
Jin pr tum ne subha
Kapra marna hai

DING DONG (Pindi)

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YE KYA HAI FARAZ

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Ye kya batmezi hai Faraz

NIMKO (34km GT Road Chak 612)

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GOLDEN WORDS

Golden words of a scholor

1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
.
2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..

(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)

YAHOO (smsjokes.blogspot.com)

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FARAZ & DIL

Ab wo chuura(knife) le k mere peeche
Lag gae hai Faraz
.
.
Jb se main ne kaha hai
“dil cheer k dekh mera naam ho ga”

JUNAID SULEHRI (Shabistan e johar)

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BEST FRIENDS

If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
“Lets go togather Friend”

OY! RAJU (http://www.smsxone.com/)

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LEGAL AGE

Why legal age for voting is 18
& for marriage 21
.
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Kyu K
BV sambhalana mulaq sambhalne se
Zyada mushkil kaam hai

KISNA (Dehli)

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SMS KYU KRTE HO

Muj se kse ne pocha tum sb ko
SMS kyu krte ho..?
Tumhe kya milta hy

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Me ne hanss kr kha
Dena Lena to karobar hy
.
.
Do de kr khuch na le
Wohi pyar hy

SUBHAN ASLAM (A.J Kahmir)

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PAKISTAN & AFGHANISTAN

Pakistan & Afghanistan
Mein kya difference hy..?
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Afghan ka president KARZAI
Ur
Pakistan ke puri Qaum KARZAI

SUNNY (Karachi)

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FARAZ ON ISHQ

Ishq k sumandar may hum bhi
Dob jaen Faraz
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Shart to ye hai kay TITANIC
Wali larki sath ho

SUNNY (Karachi)

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HAR SANS PR LARKA MARTA HY

A girl:
Meri to hr sans pr larka marta hy
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2nd Girl:
Tu acha tooth paste use kya kr

GHAZI (Islamabad)

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WHAT THEY DID

Galileo used 2 study in small Lamp
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Graham bell used 2 study in candle
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Shakespeare used 2 study in street lamp
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Smj ye nhi aata k salay
DIN mein Charas pete the kya..?

MUDASAR (Kuwait <>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A GIFT FOR U

I have a
GIFT 4 u
Plz close ur eyes
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Cheater
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You did not close ur eyes
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Now
No GIFT 4 U
“BYE”

SULEHRI (Gujranwala)

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KISS SMS

Love is heat which is very sweet Love is incomplete till 2 lips meet.



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AADAT & AADAA….?

Adat aur Ada mei frq
Road k nal se pani pina,
Gareeb pye tu ADAT
Aur
Ameer pye tu ADA
Ab ap sms ko he le lein
Mei kru tu ADAT
Ap krein tu ADA

SAMUAL (CANADA)

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SAD SMS LOVE POEM

Ek umr ke judai mera naseeb kr k

Wo tu chala gya,
Batein ajeeb kr k

Tarz e wafa ko uske mei ky nam du ab

Khud door ho gya hy,
Mujhe kareeb kr k

SAMUAL (CANADA)

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AGR KOE TUMHE PAGAL KHE (INSULT SMS)

Koe
Apko Paga
Kahe
Tou!

Dukhi mt hona

Afsos mt krna

Rona b nhe

Darna b nhe

Himmat se khare ho kr
Puchna..!

Oye! Tujhe kese pata chala???

SAMUAL (CANADA)

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FRIENDSHIP SMS

Flowers mean Honey

Honey means Sweet

Sweet means Desire

Desire means Love

Love means Friend

&

Friend means “YOU”

LADLA (LAHORE)

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GOOD NIGHT SMS

Ae chand unko mera Pegham kehna
Khushi ka din aur Hansee ke SHAM kehna
Jab wo dekhe thujhe bahiraa kr
Tu unko mera SALAM kehna

Good Night

LADLA (LAHORE)

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SEND ME SMS

Dil ko dukhane mei
Wqt kitna lagta hy

Aansu bahane mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy

Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati

Wrna ek SMS krne mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy

LADLA (LAHORE)

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FRIENDSHIP SMS

Friendship is love and mutual faith
Receiving & sharing too,
Never demanding just understanding
Such Tender & True

LADLA (LAHORE)

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KYA YHE PYAR HY (URDU FUNNY SMS)

Boy: chalet chalet yunhi ruk jata hu mei
Bethe Bethe kehein kho jata hu mei

Kya yhe pyar hy?

Girl: nhe ye kmzori ke nashani hy
Subah sham Gulucose piya kro

LADLA (LAHORE )

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