27--5--2009
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New & Latest Jokes are Here
*******4 u 2 enjoy**********
Sardar****Faraz****Adult***Anti Misba
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Major Rohail****Phatan***Santa Banta
LETS START LAUGHING......?
The Early Message doesn't mean to disturb u
.
It is only to show that
"You r my First thinking of the Day"
"kyu k main sari raat tera soch k
muuth marta rha"
Good Morning
.......................................................................................
Major Rohail ko apni beti k kamre se
.
Cigrtete mele
Wo prshan hova
Phir
Sharab ki bottle meli
Wo preshan hova
Phir
Ek larka mela
Wo khush ho kr bola
“shukar hy ye sb khuch larke ka hy”
...................................................................................
Sardar ke B.V bhag gye,
.
3 din bad ghar wapas I
.
Sardar gussey se bola:
"Hun ke lein ayee aye"
.
Sardarni: "Mobile da charger pbul gyee c."
..............................................................................
Major Rohail:
Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta huto
us k muu se Smell aati hy
.
Dr.
“kamal hy jb main ne check
up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”
....................................................................................
Aik dafa pathan ne
Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi
:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
.
Phir Us ne Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke
.............................................................................
Operation Theater main
Anti Misba 2 Dr.
“Light OFF nhi karni?”
.
Dr.
“Light OFF kyu?”
.
AntiMisba
“Jb b koi admi muje bed pr letata hy light OFF kr deta hy”
...................................................................................
Medical science proved k Kapre tight
pehn'ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy
.
But
.
Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon
.
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy
.....................................................................
SPERM MARCH
.
Anti Misba ki choot main
sperms Ne long march kya
.
Kyu?
.
Sperms ka kehna hai K
un k khuch satheyon Ko pechli
gali main leja kQatal kr dya jata hy
............................................................................
Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu parri?
.
Pathan:
Us ke seat k niche meri pani ke
bottle parri thi.
Mei ne bas itna kaha K
Tange uthao apna pani nikalna hy
.............................................................................
Anti Misba ne
family planning Capsule kha lya
.
.
10 din bad payt se awaz aai
.
.
Madam ye capsule family planning Ka hai
“Mohala Planning” ka nhi
............................................................................
Height of positive attitude:
.
Girl Friend:
Mera Rishta aaya hy aur shadi hone wali hy
.
Boy Friend:
That's Good, Phir to hum
Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge
................................................................................
CHOOT MEETING
Anti Misba ki CHOOT mainSperms meeting
.
I m Dr.
I m doodhwala
I m Husbnd
I m boyfrnd
I m mohaledar
Ek sperm chup chapTha
.
Kyu..?
.
Insanon ki meeting main
Kutte ka kya kaam....
................................................................................
Reporter:
Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding
na kya karien
Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne
.
.
.
Officer:
Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k
"Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."
............................................................................
Major Rohail:
Agr tum ne muj se shadi na ki
To main ghar se kood k jan de du ga
.
Anti Misba:
Pr tumhara ghar to ground floor pr hy
......................................................................
Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai
.
Banta: Tujhe kese pta?
.
Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne
check kr k muje Batya tha
...........................................................................
Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
.
Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab
saans ruk ruk k aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha
to wo b band ho jae ga
.............................................................................
Hello...Hello..Hello...
Awaaz ni aa rahi kia?
HELLO...?HELLOooo...???
Ab awaaz aai?
ab b ni?
awaaz aye gi bhi kaise?
Bewakoof ye tu sms he
....................................................................
Anti Misba k gharelo totke
.
Agr ksi din app ko khudkushi krni ho
To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein
Latkne se pehle ye zror dekh lein k
pankhaTABEL FAN wala ho
......................................................................
Load sheding in Pakistan
.
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya
.
.
TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wraper
se jeetain generator
chudai lagaow bijli paow
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24.04.09 Dirty,Adult,Major Rohail,Anti Misba,Sardar,Phatan sms jokes
24-4-2009
Latest new funniest jokes added
Phatan,Sardar,Faraz
Major Rohail,Santa Banta
Anti Misba,Dirty,Adult
Jokes & sms msgs
Anti Misba:
mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu,
kyu kaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
.
Sardar:
khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do
___________________________________________
Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
.
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
.
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu
___________________________________________
Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez
ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei kyu?
.
Anti Misba:
saarhi mei taange kholna
mushkil ho jata hy
____________________________________________
Tension
Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
.
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
.
Major usy hospital le gya
.
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
.
MAJOR KO TENSION
.
wo bola mei iska baap nhe!
.
phirLrki se pucha
.
wo boli Yhee is bche ka bap hy
.
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
.
pher police i
.
Major ka medical checkup hua
.
Report i kMojar Rohail kbe
bap nhe bn skta
.
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
.
khushi khushi bahar aya
.
OR PHER Socha k
.
Jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
.
WO KIS K HEN
.
Major Rohail ko
.
PHIR TENSION
__________________________________________
Major Rohail:
yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
.
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy
__________________________________________
Latest new funniest jokes added
Phatan,Sardar,Faraz
Major Rohail,Santa Banta
Anti Misba,Dirty,Adult
Jokes & sms msgs
Anti Misba:
mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu,
kyu kaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
.
Sardar:
khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do
___________________________________________
Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
.
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
.
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu
___________________________________________
Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez
ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei kyu?
.
Anti Misba:
saarhi mei taange kholna
mushkil ho jata hy
____________________________________________
Tension
Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
.
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
.
Major usy hospital le gya
.
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
.
MAJOR KO TENSION
.
wo bola mei iska baap nhe!
.
phirLrki se pucha
.
wo boli Yhee is bche ka bap hy
.
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
.
pher police i
.
Major ka medical checkup hua
.
Report i kMojar Rohail kbe
bap nhe bn skta
.
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
.
khushi khushi bahar aya
.
OR PHER Socha k
.
Jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
.
WO KIS K HEN
.
Major Rohail ko
.
PHIR TENSION
__________________________________________
Major Rohail:
yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
.
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy
__________________________________________
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Sexy Tarrkaa Msgs
ADULT SmS JOKES
FARAZ KE SOOCH
Mere sooch ka mehvir etna waassee nhe Faraz,
.
.
K us mein anti Misba ke chooot smma jae
Sami (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
NO & CAN
No 5star
Bt
Can eat dehi bhla
.
No bike
Bt
Can go on van
.
No Madora lipstick
Can go to China sale mela
.
No movies
Can go to Park
.
No home for sex
Can rent a room
Twinkel(Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & CAPTAIN
Major Rohail-
Rank me tuj se chota hu,
Service b tuj se km hai,
Phir b tuj se zyada pysa hai mere pas
Tere pas kya hai?
.
.
Captain-
Mere pas sahe salamat GAND hai
Omar (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KO SHRAM NHE AATI
Anti Misba zbrdst ghuse se Major Rohail
Ko boli
?Tuje shram nhe aati sare aam GAND
me ungli dalta hai?
.
Major Rohail-
?Baji GAND marvane ke aadat se majbur hu?
Shafeeq (Gujrat)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & ICECREAM
Major Rohail-
Ye le pyse ur icecream khane ja
.
Son-
Papa ye kaam to ami ka hai
.
Rohail-
Ami ka?
.
Son-
Jb Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami
Mje icecream khane behjti hai
Nabeel (Canal View)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA K SEX CLIP
Major Rohail-
Hmare sex wale clip internet pr
Kese gae??
.
.
Anti Misba-
Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko
Mobile na le k do
ROYAL (Sadar Bazar ROYAL electronics Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA SEX
Anti Misba ab
?EK?
Larka ap ko chode ga
Pehle LUN pakro
Ab muu me dalo
Ab choot me dalo
Aah aah
.
Mza aya?
.
.
Anti Misba-
Nhe Asli mza to ?SAB? k sath aata hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & FARISHTA
Anti Misba 30 saal ke age me maar gae
.
Farishta-
Uttho ur heesab do
.
Anti Misba-
Fakhar se boli
12 saal ke age se 30 saal ke age tk
.
.
500 rupya fe customer,hesab lga lo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & LUN PIC
Major Rohail 2 Son
.
Tu ne mera LUN ka photo lya
.
Tu ne photo net pr dya
.
Hr cheez ke limit hoti hai
Tu ne mere LUN ka photo
Upload kya b to
?funny images mein?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA PASSWORD
Anti Misba ne apne computer pr
Password lgaya
?MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND?
.
.
Computer ne ye keh kr reject kr dya
.
.
?NOT SECURE ENOUGH?
Sameer (Faislabad)
Sameer88abc@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & CONDOM
Anti Misba-
Condom pehn k kya kro,bacha nhe hoga?
.
Major Rohail-
Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe
Sb batien bne hoe hai
.
Anti Misba-
Aj tk muje to fyda he hova hai
Haroon (Sialkot)
haroonakhtar@yahoo.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAAA
Judge-Tu ne ghadari ke?
.
Major Rohail-
Judge saab jo ghadari kre us ke
Maaa ko 2 foot ka LUN
.
Ye suun kr Major Rohail ke maaa
Khushi se behosh ho gae
Noman (Lahore)
03134181576
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MEN & WOMEN
Word "Women" has men in it,
"Mrs." has Mr. in it,
Female has male in it,
She has he in it
.
.
.
No wonder men always try k khwateen mei ghuse rhen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PYAR & JUNG
Jb pyar ur Jung mein sb khuch
?JAAYZ? hai
.
.
to phir
.
.
Pyar mein hone wala bacha
?NAJAAYZ? kyu??
Tabasum (Islamabad)
009203238420721
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL?S OFFICE
Anti Misba-
Tera lun to microscope se b nzr na aye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Muje b office ke khirki se tere choot dekhne
k lye telescope ke zrurat paish nhe aati
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & IZHAR-E-ISHQ
Kar dya hum ne Izhar-e-ishq mobile pr
Faraz
.
.
.
Lakh rupee ke baat the 12 aanay mein ho gae
Khokar Ali (Multan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL SELL MOBILE
Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya
.
Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat
Preshan hova
.
Kyu??
.
.
.
.
Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k
Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya
SAFDAR (03217927877)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WIFE & HUSBAND
Wife-
Jb main gana gaati hu to tum balcony
Mein kyu chle jate ho
.
.
Husbnd-
Taake mohle wale ye ne smje k
Mein Kanjar hu
Omar (Lahor)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA 2659
Major Rohail-
Wana hv SEX..?
.
Anti Misba-
No sex is 2659
.
Major Rohail-
Wht is 2659..?
.
Anti Misba-
2 inch ka hole
6 inch ka pole
5 mint ka maza
9 month ke tension
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN
Sardar: 1947 mei mera bap apna
lun yaha bhul gya tha
Mei wo lun wapas lene aya hu
wo lun kaha mile ga?
.
.
Pakistani: sare k sare lun apko
National Assembly mei milein ge
sbko le jao
Jo apke ma ke chut mei fit a jye wo rakh lo
.
Bakyo ko goli mar do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DOUBLE MEANING
School main
Dad-
Madam thori koshish hum krte hai
Thora zor app lgao
Bacha nekal he jaye ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TWO DOGS & SEX
Two dogs fucking
.
Son-
Dad what is this..?
.
Dad-
Peche wala kutta sahara le kr
Chal rha hai
.
Son-
Ajeb zamana hai js ko sahara
Do wohi bund mar deta hai
SABA (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA 1st TIME
Army k jawan ghadari k jurm me
Major Rohail ke GAND mar rhe the
.
Pehle to wo zor zor se chylaya
Phir echank wo chup kr gya
.
Kyu..?
.
.
.
.
Phir use mza ane lg gya
MAJOR GANDU (Sindh Rejment)
03239050719
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DOCTOR & OLD MAN
Doctor-
Baba G ap ke neche ke dono gooliyan
Nekalni pre ge
.
.
Baba G-
Nekal do beta jb banduk he kaam
Nhi krti to gooleyon ka kya krna
Hashim (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA V/S MAJOR ROHAIL
5 years aftr Talaq
.
Major Rohail-
Aj mere pass
Bangla hai
Gari hai
Pysa hai
Shohrat hai
Tere pass kya hai
.
Anti Misba-
Mere pass tere jese hazaron
Coustomers hai
SAAD (Karachi)
03134375322
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ ON ANTI MISBA
Log pathar marny aaye to Anti Misba b Sath the
?Faraz?
.
.
.
Who jin ke kbhi hum mara krte thy?.
Saba (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR TANHAIYAN
Main tu yu he tanha ja rha tha Faraz
.
.
Us ne muje rook kr kha
Chl beta Mobile nekal??
OMAR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR GHAR
Apne ghar ki ek ek chez ginta hu main Faraz
.
.
Ek ap k aane se pehle
Ur
Dosra app k jane k baad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TU GAND MRVATA HAI??
Mein ne suna hai k tu Gand mrvata hai??
Sent:23-Jan-09
06:45pm
99% of ganduz will not read this full msg
and reply
What,Kya??
SHERMEEN
Islamabad
03005338765
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA?S 1st TIME
Major Rohail:
?Suhagrat pr etna dar kyu rhe the?
.
Anti Misba:
?1st time tha na..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Wao! First time?
.
Anti Misba:
?No No 1st time after shadi?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MUSHKIL KAAM
Dunya ka sb se mushkil kaam?.?
.
.
.
Soye hue LUN pr condom charhana
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KE MASHOOQA
Major Rohail apni Mashooqa Anti Misba
Ke yad mein
.
Apni smah kr jo choot hum lete rhe Rohail
.
.
.
Who to mohale k larkon ke jageer nikli
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
100 DROPS=1
Teacher:
?1 drop of sperm = 100 drops of blood?
.
Student:
?Sir..Dracula phir LUN kyu nhe
chooosta..??
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
UPDATED DICTIONERY
SELFISH
Chootya
.
STUPID MAN
Lul admi
.
TO HATE
Lun pr rakhna
.
FRUSTRATED
Tattay latak jana
.
DESTROY
Loray Lagna
.
IGNORE
Lun pe thund hona
.
POWERFULLL
Tatton mein pani hona
.
MILD LOSS
Bund phatna
.
BIG LOSSS
Phat k hath mein aa jana
.
DO WRONG
Maa chudwana
.
JEALOUS
Chuwain sarr jana
.
CURIOUS
Gand mein kharish hona
.
REFUSAL
Mera lun krta hai
.
RUN AWAY
Gand dekha jana
.
FEAR
Tattay shot hona
.
NO FRANKNESS
Bohat lun pe na charh
.
INTERUPTION
Pehle tu behan chdva lee
Mr.Khan(Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WHY WE SUCK B(.)(.)BS
Sex se pehle boobs kyu chooste hai??
.
.
.
Naag ko uthane k lye doodh pelana
Parta hai
OMAR Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN UTHA K GEO
Kick the football get da goal,
.
Suck the B(.)(.)BS fuck da hole,
.
Kiss her lips pick her hips,
.
LUN UTHA K GEO
SHAHBAZ 03024453736
Imshahbaz_89@hotmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & KAMRAN
Anti Misba:
?Tere Kamran ke BV k sath najaez talukat hy..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Pr Pr Tuje kese pta chla..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Kal raat Kamran aya tha,Us
ne tera underware pehna hova tha?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
JB BHE BAJAO GE
School ke Ghanti
.
Ghareeb ka darwaza
.
Aur Larki?..
.
.
Jb bhe bajao ge
.
.
Andar se bache he nikle ge
Ahmad 03218801595
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & IZZAT
Us ke Izzat ka khayal ata hai Faraz
.
.
Warna aamm to hum sar-e-aamm choos lete hai
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ATNI MISBA KE FAREBY CHOOT
Anti Misba ke choot ne ayse deye fareb?.
.
.
.
Jb bacha hova to andr se nikle kele ur saeyb
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA GOES TO CANADA
Girl:
?Canada kese lga?
.
Anti Misba:
Zbrdst
Subha
Sham
Raat
Sex
Sex
&
Sex
.
Girl:
?Tera husband kesa hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Pta nhe wo to kaam k silsly me USA gya hova tha?
SHEIKH G
00971506218614(Dubai)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & FARAZ
Major Rohail ke kyu marte ho GAND Faraz
.
.
.
Kya ab Anti Misba ke ab tight nhe rhe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL FAMILY PROBLEM
Anti Misba:
?Tera LUN etna chota hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Hmari family mein sb ka chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Jhoot bolte ho
Jeith G, Devar G ur Sasur G ka to etna LMBA hai?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ATNI MISBA & BETI
Anti Misba:
?Tera Husbnd 4 saal se Canada hai,
Phir tuje bacha kese hove..??
.
Beti Bubbli:
?Maa hmare papa 40 saal se jail mein hai
hum ne kbe khuch kha..??
NAJAM 03224614030
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KHUSHI & PRESHANY
Husbnd:
?Muje koi ese baat btao js ko sun kr
mein khush bhe ho jao ur
preshaan bhe?
.
Wife:
?Wo g ap ka app k saab doston se
bra hai?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA IS LUCKY
Anti Misba:
?Yar khe se 2 foot ka condom mele ga?
.
Bubbli:
?Wao! U R lucky?
.
Anti Misba:
?No I am not Lucky?My ghora ?LUCKY??.?
SAMY Karachi
Samualkhan_abc@usa.net
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
XXX LIFE
Life is ?XXX?
.
.
.
Yesterday is Xperiance
2day is periment
2moro is Xpectation
.
Use ur xperience,
In ur xperiment,
To achieve ur
Xpectations
Nabeel Hasim
03236433120
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & MOUSE
Anti Misba:
?Doctor kl raat mere chooot mein
choha ghus gya?
.
.
Doctor:
?App ko ktni dfa smjya hai k SEX k baad
keela nekal k soya kro?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL IN T.V SHOW
SHOW
.
Hm app se pochte hai jo
hm ne app ke BV ko b pocha
.
Is she gr8 in SEX
.
Major Rohail:
?NO?
.
App har gae
App ko b apni BV ke tra life line
?ask the audience? use krne chahye the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA WANT?S CAR
Anti Misba:
?Muje car chahye?
.
Major Rohail:
My offer
SEX=SUZUKI
.
Anti Misba:
?NO thnx,tere dad se le lu ge?
.
Major Rohail:
?Dad se..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Tere dad ke offer?
SEX=BMW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & BAVASEER
Bavaseer ka kya bna??
.
Anti Misba:
?Pehle bavaseer se tng the ab AINAK se tng hu?
.
Ainak..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Dr. bavaseer ka checkup kr rha tha k
us ke ainak andar he reh gae?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ KE SOOCH
Mere sooch ka mehvir etna waassee nhe Faraz,
.
.
K us mein anti Misba ke chooot smma jae
Sami (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
NO & CAN
No 5star
Bt
Can eat dehi bhla
.
No bike
Bt
Can go on van
.
No Madora lipstick
Can go to China sale mela
.
No movies
Can go to Park
.
No home for sex
Can rent a room
Twinkel(Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & CAPTAIN
Major Rohail-
Rank me tuj se chota hu,
Service b tuj se km hai,
Phir b tuj se zyada pysa hai mere pas
Tere pas kya hai?
.
.
Captain-
Mere pas sahe salamat GAND hai
Omar (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KO SHRAM NHE AATI
Anti Misba zbrdst ghuse se Major Rohail
Ko boli
?Tuje shram nhe aati sare aam GAND
me ungli dalta hai?
.
Major Rohail-
?Baji GAND marvane ke aadat se majbur hu?
Shafeeq (Gujrat)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & ICECREAM
Major Rohail-
Ye le pyse ur icecream khane ja
.
Son-
Papa ye kaam to ami ka hai
.
Rohail-
Ami ka?
.
Son-
Jb Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami
Mje icecream khane behjti hai
Nabeel (Canal View)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA K SEX CLIP
Major Rohail-
Hmare sex wale clip internet pr
Kese gae??
.
.
Anti Misba-
Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko
Mobile na le k do
ROYAL (Sadar Bazar ROYAL electronics Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA SEX
Anti Misba ab
?EK?
Larka ap ko chode ga
Pehle LUN pakro
Ab muu me dalo
Ab choot me dalo
Aah aah
.
Mza aya?
.
.
Anti Misba-
Nhe Asli mza to ?SAB? k sath aata hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & FARISHTA
Anti Misba 30 saal ke age me maar gae
.
Farishta-
Uttho ur heesab do
.
Anti Misba-
Fakhar se boli
12 saal ke age se 30 saal ke age tk
.
.
500 rupya fe customer,hesab lga lo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & LUN PIC
Major Rohail 2 Son
.
Tu ne mera LUN ka photo lya
.
Tu ne photo net pr dya
.
Hr cheez ke limit hoti hai
Tu ne mere LUN ka photo
Upload kya b to
?funny images mein?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA PASSWORD
Anti Misba ne apne computer pr
Password lgaya
?MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND?
.
.
Computer ne ye keh kr reject kr dya
.
.
?NOT SECURE ENOUGH?
Sameer (Faislabad)
Sameer88abc@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & CONDOM
Anti Misba-
Condom pehn k kya kro,bacha nhe hoga?
.
Major Rohail-
Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe
Sb batien bne hoe hai
.
Anti Misba-
Aj tk muje to fyda he hova hai
Haroon (Sialkot)
haroonakhtar@yahoo.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAAA
Judge-Tu ne ghadari ke?
.
Major Rohail-
Judge saab jo ghadari kre us ke
Maaa ko 2 foot ka LUN
.
Ye suun kr Major Rohail ke maaa
Khushi se behosh ho gae
Noman (Lahore)
03134181576
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MEN & WOMEN
Word "Women" has men in it,
"Mrs." has Mr. in it,
Female has male in it,
She has he in it
.
.
.
No wonder men always try k khwateen mei ghuse rhen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PYAR & JUNG
Jb pyar ur Jung mein sb khuch
?JAAYZ? hai
.
.
to phir
.
.
Pyar mein hone wala bacha
?NAJAAYZ? kyu??
Tabasum (Islamabad)
009203238420721
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL?S OFFICE
Anti Misba-
Tera lun to microscope se b nzr na aye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Muje b office ke khirki se tere choot dekhne
k lye telescope ke zrurat paish nhe aati
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & IZHAR-E-ISHQ
Kar dya hum ne Izhar-e-ishq mobile pr
Faraz
.
.
.
Lakh rupee ke baat the 12 aanay mein ho gae
Khokar Ali (Multan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL SELL MOBILE
Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya
.
Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat
Preshan hova
.
Kyu??
.
.
.
.
Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k
Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya
SAFDAR (03217927877)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WIFE & HUSBAND
Wife-
Jb main gana gaati hu to tum balcony
Mein kyu chle jate ho
.
.
Husbnd-
Taake mohle wale ye ne smje k
Mein Kanjar hu
Omar (Lahor)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA 2659
Major Rohail-
Wana hv SEX..?
.
Anti Misba-
No sex is 2659
.
Major Rohail-
Wht is 2659..?
.
Anti Misba-
2 inch ka hole
6 inch ka pole
5 mint ka maza
9 month ke tension
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN
Sardar: 1947 mei mera bap apna
lun yaha bhul gya tha
Mei wo lun wapas lene aya hu
wo lun kaha mile ga?
.
.
Pakistani: sare k sare lun apko
National Assembly mei milein ge
sbko le jao
Jo apke ma ke chut mei fit a jye wo rakh lo
.
Bakyo ko goli mar do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DOUBLE MEANING
School main
Dad-
Madam thori koshish hum krte hai
Thora zor app lgao
Bacha nekal he jaye ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TWO DOGS & SEX
Two dogs fucking
.
Son-
Dad what is this..?
.
Dad-
Peche wala kutta sahara le kr
Chal rha hai
.
Son-
Ajeb zamana hai js ko sahara
Do wohi bund mar deta hai
SABA (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA 1st TIME
Army k jawan ghadari k jurm me
Major Rohail ke GAND mar rhe the
.
Pehle to wo zor zor se chylaya
Phir echank wo chup kr gya
.
Kyu..?
.
.
.
.
Phir use mza ane lg gya
MAJOR GANDU (Sindh Rejment)
03239050719
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DOCTOR & OLD MAN
Doctor-
Baba G ap ke neche ke dono gooliyan
Nekalni pre ge
.
.
Baba G-
Nekal do beta jb banduk he kaam
Nhi krti to gooleyon ka kya krna
Hashim (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA V/S MAJOR ROHAIL
5 years aftr Talaq
.
Major Rohail-
Aj mere pass
Bangla hai
Gari hai
Pysa hai
Shohrat hai
Tere pass kya hai
.
Anti Misba-
Mere pass tere jese hazaron
Coustomers hai
SAAD (Karachi)
03134375322
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ ON ANTI MISBA
Log pathar marny aaye to Anti Misba b Sath the
?Faraz?
.
.
.
Who jin ke kbhi hum mara krte thy?.
Saba (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR TANHAIYAN
Main tu yu he tanha ja rha tha Faraz
.
.
Us ne muje rook kr kha
Chl beta Mobile nekal??
OMAR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR GHAR
Apne ghar ki ek ek chez ginta hu main Faraz
.
.
Ek ap k aane se pehle
Ur
Dosra app k jane k baad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TU GAND MRVATA HAI??
Mein ne suna hai k tu Gand mrvata hai??
Sent:23-Jan-09
06:45pm
99% of ganduz will not read this full msg
and reply
What,Kya??
SHERMEEN
Islamabad
03005338765
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA?S 1st TIME
Major Rohail:
?Suhagrat pr etna dar kyu rhe the?
.
Anti Misba:
?1st time tha na..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Wao! First time?
.
Anti Misba:
?No No 1st time after shadi?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MUSHKIL KAAM
Dunya ka sb se mushkil kaam?.?
.
.
.
Soye hue LUN pr condom charhana
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KE MASHOOQA
Major Rohail apni Mashooqa Anti Misba
Ke yad mein
.
Apni smah kr jo choot hum lete rhe Rohail
.
.
.
Who to mohale k larkon ke jageer nikli
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
100 DROPS=1
Teacher:
?1 drop of sperm = 100 drops of blood?
.
Student:
?Sir..Dracula phir LUN kyu nhe
chooosta..??
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
UPDATED DICTIONERY
SELFISH
Chootya
.
STUPID MAN
Lul admi
.
TO HATE
Lun pr rakhna
.
FRUSTRATED
Tattay latak jana
.
DESTROY
Loray Lagna
.
IGNORE
Lun pe thund hona
.
POWERFULLL
Tatton mein pani hona
.
MILD LOSS
Bund phatna
.
BIG LOSSS
Phat k hath mein aa jana
.
DO WRONG
Maa chudwana
.
JEALOUS
Chuwain sarr jana
.
CURIOUS
Gand mein kharish hona
.
REFUSAL
Mera lun krta hai
.
RUN AWAY
Gand dekha jana
.
FEAR
Tattay shot hona
.
NO FRANKNESS
Bohat lun pe na charh
.
INTERUPTION
Pehle tu behan chdva lee
Mr.Khan(Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WHY WE SUCK B(.)(.)BS
Sex se pehle boobs kyu chooste hai??
.
.
.
Naag ko uthane k lye doodh pelana
Parta hai
OMAR Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN UTHA K GEO
Kick the football get da goal,
.
Suck the B(.)(.)BS fuck da hole,
.
Kiss her lips pick her hips,
.
LUN UTHA K GEO
SHAHBAZ 03024453736
Imshahbaz_89@hotmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & KAMRAN
Anti Misba:
?Tere Kamran ke BV k sath najaez talukat hy..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Pr Pr Tuje kese pta chla..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Kal raat Kamran aya tha,Us
ne tera underware pehna hova tha?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
JB BHE BAJAO GE
School ke Ghanti
.
Ghareeb ka darwaza
.
Aur Larki?..
.
.
Jb bhe bajao ge
.
.
Andar se bache he nikle ge
Ahmad 03218801595
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & IZZAT
Us ke Izzat ka khayal ata hai Faraz
.
.
Warna aamm to hum sar-e-aamm choos lete hai
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ATNI MISBA KE FAREBY CHOOT
Anti Misba ke choot ne ayse deye fareb?.
.
.
.
Jb bacha hova to andr se nikle kele ur saeyb
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA GOES TO CANADA
Girl:
?Canada kese lga?
.
Anti Misba:
Zbrdst
Subha
Sham
Raat
Sex
Sex
&
Sex
.
Girl:
?Tera husband kesa hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Pta nhe wo to kaam k silsly me USA gya hova tha?
SHEIKH G
00971506218614(Dubai)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & FARAZ
Major Rohail ke kyu marte ho GAND Faraz
.
.
.
Kya ab Anti Misba ke ab tight nhe rhe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL FAMILY PROBLEM
Anti Misba:
?Tera LUN etna chota hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Hmari family mein sb ka chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Jhoot bolte ho
Jeith G, Devar G ur Sasur G ka to etna LMBA hai?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ATNI MISBA & BETI
Anti Misba:
?Tera Husbnd 4 saal se Canada hai,
Phir tuje bacha kese hove..??
.
Beti Bubbli:
?Maa hmare papa 40 saal se jail mein hai
hum ne kbe khuch kha..??
NAJAM 03224614030
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KHUSHI & PRESHANY
Husbnd:
?Muje koi ese baat btao js ko sun kr
mein khush bhe ho jao ur
preshaan bhe?
.
Wife:
?Wo g ap ka app k saab doston se
bra hai?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA IS LUCKY
Anti Misba:
?Yar khe se 2 foot ka condom mele ga?
.
Bubbli:
?Wao! U R lucky?
.
Anti Misba:
?No I am not Lucky?My ghora ?LUCKY??.?
SAMY Karachi
Samualkhan_abc@usa.net
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
XXX LIFE
Life is ?XXX?
.
.
.
Yesterday is Xperiance
2day is periment
2moro is Xpectation
.
Use ur xperience,
In ur xperiment,
To achieve ur
Xpectations
Nabeel Hasim
03236433120
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & MOUSE
Anti Misba:
?Doctor kl raat mere chooot mein
choha ghus gya?
.
.
Doctor:
?App ko ktni dfa smjya hai k SEX k baad
keela nekal k soya kro?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL IN T.V SHOW
SHOW
.
Hm app se pochte hai jo
hm ne app ke BV ko b pocha
.
Is she gr8 in SEX
.
Major Rohail:
?NO?
.
App har gae
App ko b apni BV ke tra life line
?ask the audience? use krne chahye the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA WANT?S CAR
Anti Misba:
?Muje car chahye?
.
Major Rohail:
My offer
SEX=SUZUKI
.
Anti Misba:
?NO thnx,tere dad se le lu ge?
.
Major Rohail:
?Dad se..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Tere dad ke offer?
SEX=BMW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & BAVASEER
Bavaseer ka kya bna??
.
Anti Misba:
?Pehle bavaseer se tng the ab AINAK se tng hu?
.
Ainak..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Dr. bavaseer ka checkup kr rha tha k
us ke ainak andar he reh gae?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Latest Major Rohail Anti Misba Dirty Jokes
ADULT SmS JOKES
FARAZ KE SOOCH
Mere sooch ka mehvir etna waassee nhe Faraz,
.
.
K us mein anti Misba ke chooot smma jae
Sami (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
NO & CAN
No 5star
Bt
Can eat dehi bhla
.
No bike
Bt
Can go on van
.
No Madora lipstick
Can go to China sale mela
.
No movies
Can go to Park
.
No home for sex
Can rent a room
Twinkel(Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & CAPTAIN
Major Rohail-
Rank me tuj se chota hu,
Service b tuj se km hai,
Phir b tuj se zyada pysa hai mere pas
Tere pas kya hai?
.
.
Captain-
Mere pas sahe salamat GAND hai
Omar (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KO SHRAM NHE AATI
Anti Misba zbrdst ghuse se Major Rohail
Ko boli
?Tuje shram nhe aati sare aam GAND
me ungli dalta hai?
.
Major Rohail-
?Baji GAND marvane ke aadat se majbur hu?
Shafeeq (Gujrat)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & ICECREAM
Major Rohail-
Ye le pyse ur icecream khane ja
.
Son-
Papa ye kaam to ami ka hai
.
Rohail-
Ami ka?
.
Son-
Jb Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami
Mje icecream khane behjti hai
Nabeel (Canal View)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA K SEX CLIP
Major Rohail-
Hmare sex wale clip internet pr
Kese gae??
.
.
Anti Misba-
Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko
Mobile na le k do
ROYAL (Sadar Bazar ROYAL electronics Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA SEX
Anti Misba ab
?EK?
Larka ap ko chode ga
Pehle LUN pakro
Ab muu me dalo
Ab choot me dalo
Aah aah
.
Mza aya?
.
.
Anti Misba-
Nhe Asli mza to ?SAB? k sath aata hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & FARISHTA
Anti Misba 30 saal ke age me maar gae
.
Farishta-
Uttho ur heesab do
.
Anti Misba-
Fakhar se boli
12 saal ke age se 30 saal ke age tk
.
.
500 rupya fe customer,hesab lga lo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & LUN PIC
Major Rohail 2 Son
.
Tu ne mera LUN ka photo lya
.
Tu ne photo net pr dya
.
Hr cheez ke limit hoti hai
Tu ne mere LUN ka photo
Upload kya b to
?funny images mein?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA PASSWORD
Anti Misba ne apne computer pr
Password lgaya
?MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND?
.
.
Computer ne ye keh kr reject kr dya
.
.
?NOT SECURE ENOUGH?
Sameer (Faislabad)
Sameer88abc@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & CONDOM
Anti Misba-
Condom pehn k kya kro,bacha nhe hoga?
.
Major Rohail-
Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe
Sb batien bne hoe hai
.
Anti Misba-
Aj tk muje to fyda he hova hai
Haroon (Sialkot)
haroonakhtar@yahoo.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAAA
Judge-Tu ne ghadari ke?
.
Major Rohail-
Judge saab jo ghadari kre us ke
Maaa ko 2 foot ka LUN
.
Ye suun kr Major Rohail ke maaa
Khushi se behosh ho gae
Noman (Lahore)
03134181576
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MEN & WOMEN
Word "Women" has men in it,
"Mrs." has Mr. in it,
Female has male in it,
She has he in it
.
.
.
No wonder men always try k khwateen mei ghuse rhen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PYAR & JUNG
Jb pyar ur Jung mein sb khuch
?JAAYZ? hai
.
.
to phir
.
.
Pyar mein hone wala bacha
?NAJAAYZ? kyu??
Tabasum (Islamabad)
009203238420721
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL?S OFFICE
Anti Misba-
Tera lun to microscope se b nzr na aye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Muje b office ke khirki se tere choot dekhne
k lye telescope ke zrurat paish nhe aati
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & IZHAR-E-ISHQ
Kar dya hum ne Izhar-e-ishq mobile pr
Faraz
.
.
.
Lakh rupee ke baat the 12 aanay mein ho gae
Khokar Ali (Multan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL SELL MOBILE
Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya
.
Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat
Preshan hova
.
Kyu??
.
.
.
.
Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k
Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya
SAFDAR (03217927877)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WIFE & HUSBAND
Wife-
Jb main gana gaati hu to tum balcony
Mein kyu chle jate ho
.
.
Husbnd-
Taake mohle wale ye ne smje k
Mein Kanjar hu
Omar (Lahor)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA 2659
Major Rohail-
Wana hv SEX..?
.
Anti Misba-
No sex is 2659
.
Major Rohail-
Wht is 2659..?
.
Anti Misba-
2 inch ka hole
6 inch ka pole
5 mint ka maza
9 month ke tension
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN
Sardar: 1947 mei mera bap apna
lun yaha bhul gya tha
Mei wo lun wapas lene aya hu
wo lun kaha mile ga?
.
.
Pakistani: sare k sare lun apko
National Assembly mei milein ge
sbko le jao
Jo apke ma ke chut mei fit a jye wo rakh lo
.
Bakyo ko goli mar do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DOUBLE MEANING
School main
Dad-
Madam thori koshish hum krte hai
Thora zor app lgao
Bacha nekal he jaye ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TWO DOGS & SEX
Two dogs fucking
.
Son-
Dad what is this..?
.
Dad-
Peche wala kutta sahara le kr
Chal rha hai
.
Son-
Ajeb zamana hai js ko sahara
Do wohi bund mar deta hai
SABA (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA 1st TIME
Army k jawan ghadari k jurm me
Major Rohail ke GAND mar rhe the
.
Pehle to wo zor zor se chylaya
Phir echank wo chup kr gya
.
Kyu..?
.
.
.
.
Phir use mza ane lg gya
MAJOR GANDU (Sindh Rejment)
03239050719
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DOCTOR & OLD MAN
Doctor-
Baba G ap ke neche ke dono gooliyan
Nekalni pre ge
.
.
Baba G-
Nekal do beta jb banduk he kaam
Nhi krti to gooleyon ka kya krna
Hashim (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA V/S MAJOR ROHAIL
5 years aftr Talaq
.
Major Rohail-
Aj mere pass
Bangla hai
Gari hai
Pysa hai
Shohrat hai
Tere pass kya hai
.
Anti Misba-
Mere pass tere jese hazaron
Coustomers hai
SAAD (Karachi)
03134375322
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ ON ANTI MISBA
Log pathar marny aaye to Anti Misba b Sath the
?Faraz?
.
.
.
Who jin ke kbhi hum mara krte thy?.
Saba (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR TANHAIYAN
Main tu yu he tanha ja rha tha Faraz
.
.
Us ne muje rook kr kha
Chl beta Mobile nekal??
OMAR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR GHAR
Apne ghar ki ek ek chez ginta hu main Faraz
.
.
Ek ap k aane se pehle
Ur
Dosra app k jane k baad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TU GAND MRVATA HAI??
Mein ne suna hai k tu Gand mrvata hai??
Sent:23-Jan-09
06:45pm
99% of ganduz will not read this full msg
and reply
What,Kya??
SHERMEEN
Islamabad
03005338765
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA?S 1st TIME
Major Rohail:
?Suhagrat pr etna dar kyu rhe the?
.
Anti Misba:
?1st time tha na..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Wao! First time?
.
Anti Misba:
?No No 1st time after shadi?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MUSHKIL KAAM
Dunya ka sb se mushkil kaam?.?
.
.
.
Soye hue LUN pr condom charhana
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KE MASHOOQA
Major Rohail apni Mashooqa Anti Misba
Ke yad mein
.
Apni smah kr jo choot hum lete rhe Rohail
.
.
.
Who to mohale k larkon ke jageer nikli
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
100 DROPS=1
Teacher:
?1 drop of sperm = 100 drops of blood?
.
Student:
?Sir..Dracula phir LUN kyu nhe
chooosta..??
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
UPDATED DICTIONERY
SELFISH
Chootya
.
STUPID MAN
Lul admi
.
TO HATE
Lun pr rakhna
.
FRUSTRATED
Tattay latak jana
.
DESTROY
Loray Lagna
.
IGNORE
Lun pe thund hona
.
POWERFULLL
Tatton mein pani hona
.
MILD LOSS
Bund phatna
.
BIG LOSSS
Phat k hath mein aa jana
.
DO WRONG
Maa chudwana
.
JEALOUS
Chuwain sarr jana
.
CURIOUS
Gand mein kharish hona
.
REFUSAL
Mera lun krta hai
.
RUN AWAY
Gand dekha jana
.
FEAR
Tattay shot hona
.
NO FRANKNESS
Bohat lun pe na charh
.
INTERUPTION
Pehle tu behan chdva lee
Mr.Khan(Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WHY WE SUCK B(.)(.)BS
Sex se pehle boobs kyu chooste hai??
.
.
.
Naag ko uthane k lye doodh pelana
Parta hai
OMAR Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN UTHA K GEO
Kick the football get da goal,
.
Suck the B(.)(.)BS fuck da hole,
.
Kiss her lips pick her hips,
.
LUN UTHA K GEO
SHAHBAZ 03024453736
Imshahbaz_89@hotmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & KAMRAN
Anti Misba:
?Tere Kamran ke BV k sath najaez talukat hy..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Pr Pr Tuje kese pta chla..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Kal raat Kamran aya tha,Us
ne tera underware pehna hova tha?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
JB BHE BAJAO GE
School ke Ghanti
.
Ghareeb ka darwaza
.
Aur Larki?..
.
.
Jb bhe bajao ge
.
.
Andar se bache he nikle ge
Ahmad 03218801595
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & IZZAT
Us ke Izzat ka khayal ata hai Faraz
.
.
Warna aamm to hum sar-e-aamm choos lete hai
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ATNI MISBA KE FAREBY CHOOT
Anti Misba ke choot ne ayse deye fareb?.
.
.
.
Jb bacha hova to andr se nikle kele ur saeyb
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA GOES TO CANADA
Girl:
?Canada kese lga?
.
Anti Misba:
Zbrdst
Subha
Sham
Raat
Sex
Sex
&
Sex
.
Girl:
?Tera husband kesa hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Pta nhe wo to kaam k silsly me USA gya hova tha?
SHEIKH G
00971506218614(Dubai)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & FARAZ
Major Rohail ke kyu marte ho GAND Faraz
.
.
.
Kya ab Anti Misba ke ab tight nhe rhe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL FAMILY PROBLEM
Anti Misba:
?Tera LUN etna chota hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Hmari family mein sb ka chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Jhoot bolte ho
Jeith G, Devar G ur Sasur G ka to etna LMBA hai?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ATNI MISBA & BETI
Anti Misba:
?Tera Husbnd 4 saal se Canada hai,
Phir tuje bacha kese hove..??
.
Beti Bubbli:
?Maa hmare papa 40 saal se jail mein hai
hum ne kbe khuch kha..??
NAJAM 03224614030
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KHUSHI & PRESHANY
Husbnd:
?Muje koi ese baat btao js ko sun kr
mein khush bhe ho jao ur
preshaan bhe?
.
Wife:
?Wo g ap ka app k saab doston se
bra hai?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA IS LUCKY
Anti Misba:
?Yar khe se 2 foot ka condom mele ga?
.
Bubbli:
?Wao! U R lucky?
.
Anti Misba:
?No I am not Lucky?My ghora ?LUCKY??.?
SAMY Karachi
Samualkhan_abc@usa.net
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
XXX LIFE
Life is ?XXX?
.
.
.
Yesterday is Xperiance
2day is periment
2moro is Xpectation
.
Use ur xperience,
In ur xperiment,
To achieve ur
Xpectations
Nabeel Hasim
03236433120
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & MOUSE
Anti Misba:
?Doctor kl raat mere chooot mein
choha ghus gya?
.
.
Doctor:
?App ko ktni dfa smjya hai k SEX k baad
keela nekal k soya kro?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL IN T.V SHOW
SHOW
.
Hm app se pochte hai jo
hm ne app ke BV ko b pocha
.
Is she gr8 in SEX
.
Major Rohail:
?NO?
.
App har gae
App ko b apni BV ke tra life line
?ask the audience? use krne chahye the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA WANT?S CAR
Anti Misba:
?Muje car chahye?
.
Major Rohail:
My offer
SEX=SUZUKI
.
Anti Misba:
?NO thnx,tere dad se le lu ge?
.
Major Rohail:
?Dad se..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Tere dad ke offer?
SEX=BMW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & BAVASEER
Bavaseer ka kya bna??
.
Anti Misba:
?Pehle bavaseer se tng the ab AINAK se tng hu?
.
Ainak..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Dr. bavaseer ka checkup kr rha tha k
us ke ainak andar he reh gae?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ KE SOOCH
Mere sooch ka mehvir etna waassee nhe Faraz,
.
.
K us mein anti Misba ke chooot smma jae
Sami (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
NO & CAN
No 5star
Bt
Can eat dehi bhla
.
No bike
Bt
Can go on van
.
No Madora lipstick
Can go to China sale mela
.
No movies
Can go to Park
.
No home for sex
Can rent a room
Twinkel(Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & CAPTAIN
Major Rohail-
Rank me tuj se chota hu,
Service b tuj se km hai,
Phir b tuj se zyada pysa hai mere pas
Tere pas kya hai?
.
.
Captain-
Mere pas sahe salamat GAND hai
Omar (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KO SHRAM NHE AATI
Anti Misba zbrdst ghuse se Major Rohail
Ko boli
?Tuje shram nhe aati sare aam GAND
me ungli dalta hai?
.
Major Rohail-
?Baji GAND marvane ke aadat se majbur hu?
Shafeeq (Gujrat)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & ICECREAM
Major Rohail-
Ye le pyse ur icecream khane ja
.
Son-
Papa ye kaam to ami ka hai
.
Rohail-
Ami ka?
.
Son-
Jb Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami
Mje icecream khane behjti hai
Nabeel (Canal View)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA K SEX CLIP
Major Rohail-
Hmare sex wale clip internet pr
Kese gae??
.
.
Anti Misba-
Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko
Mobile na le k do
ROYAL (Sadar Bazar ROYAL electronics Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA SEX
Anti Misba ab
?EK?
Larka ap ko chode ga
Pehle LUN pakro
Ab muu me dalo
Ab choot me dalo
Aah aah
.
Mza aya?
.
.
Anti Misba-
Nhe Asli mza to ?SAB? k sath aata hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & FARISHTA
Anti Misba 30 saal ke age me maar gae
.
Farishta-
Uttho ur heesab do
.
Anti Misba-
Fakhar se boli
12 saal ke age se 30 saal ke age tk
.
.
500 rupya fe customer,hesab lga lo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & LUN PIC
Major Rohail 2 Son
.
Tu ne mera LUN ka photo lya
.
Tu ne photo net pr dya
.
Hr cheez ke limit hoti hai
Tu ne mere LUN ka photo
Upload kya b to
?funny images mein?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA PASSWORD
Anti Misba ne apne computer pr
Password lgaya
?MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND?
.
.
Computer ne ye keh kr reject kr dya
.
.
?NOT SECURE ENOUGH?
Sameer (Faislabad)
Sameer88abc@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & CONDOM
Anti Misba-
Condom pehn k kya kro,bacha nhe hoga?
.
Major Rohail-
Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe
Sb batien bne hoe hai
.
Anti Misba-
Aj tk muje to fyda he hova hai
Haroon (Sialkot)
haroonakhtar@yahoo.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAAA
Judge-Tu ne ghadari ke?
.
Major Rohail-
Judge saab jo ghadari kre us ke
Maaa ko 2 foot ka LUN
.
Ye suun kr Major Rohail ke maaa
Khushi se behosh ho gae
Noman (Lahore)
03134181576
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MEN & WOMEN
Word "Women" has men in it,
"Mrs." has Mr. in it,
Female has male in it,
She has he in it
.
.
.
No wonder men always try k khwateen mei ghuse rhen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PYAR & JUNG
Jb pyar ur Jung mein sb khuch
?JAAYZ? hai
.
.
to phir
.
.
Pyar mein hone wala bacha
?NAJAAYZ? kyu??
Tabasum (Islamabad)
009203238420721
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL?S OFFICE
Anti Misba-
Tera lun to microscope se b nzr na aye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Muje b office ke khirki se tere choot dekhne
k lye telescope ke zrurat paish nhe aati
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & IZHAR-E-ISHQ
Kar dya hum ne Izhar-e-ishq mobile pr
Faraz
.
.
.
Lakh rupee ke baat the 12 aanay mein ho gae
Khokar Ali (Multan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL SELL MOBILE
Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya
.
Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat
Preshan hova
.
Kyu??
.
.
.
.
Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k
Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya
SAFDAR (03217927877)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WIFE & HUSBAND
Wife-
Jb main gana gaati hu to tum balcony
Mein kyu chle jate ho
.
.
Husbnd-
Taake mohle wale ye ne smje k
Mein Kanjar hu
Omar (Lahor)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA 2659
Major Rohail-
Wana hv SEX..?
.
Anti Misba-
No sex is 2659
.
Major Rohail-
Wht is 2659..?
.
Anti Misba-
2 inch ka hole
6 inch ka pole
5 mint ka maza
9 month ke tension
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN
Sardar: 1947 mei mera bap apna
lun yaha bhul gya tha
Mei wo lun wapas lene aya hu
wo lun kaha mile ga?
.
.
Pakistani: sare k sare lun apko
National Assembly mei milein ge
sbko le jao
Jo apke ma ke chut mei fit a jye wo rakh lo
.
Bakyo ko goli mar do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DOUBLE MEANING
School main
Dad-
Madam thori koshish hum krte hai
Thora zor app lgao
Bacha nekal he jaye ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TWO DOGS & SEX
Two dogs fucking
.
Son-
Dad what is this..?
.
Dad-
Peche wala kutta sahara le kr
Chal rha hai
.
Son-
Ajeb zamana hai js ko sahara
Do wohi bund mar deta hai
SABA (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA 1st TIME
Army k jawan ghadari k jurm me
Major Rohail ke GAND mar rhe the
.
Pehle to wo zor zor se chylaya
Phir echank wo chup kr gya
.
Kyu..?
.
.
.
.
Phir use mza ane lg gya
MAJOR GANDU (Sindh Rejment)
03239050719
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DOCTOR & OLD MAN
Doctor-
Baba G ap ke neche ke dono gooliyan
Nekalni pre ge
.
.
Baba G-
Nekal do beta jb banduk he kaam
Nhi krti to gooleyon ka kya krna
Hashim (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA V/S MAJOR ROHAIL
5 years aftr Talaq
.
Major Rohail-
Aj mere pass
Bangla hai
Gari hai
Pysa hai
Shohrat hai
Tere pass kya hai
.
Anti Misba-
Mere pass tere jese hazaron
Coustomers hai
SAAD (Karachi)
03134375322
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ ON ANTI MISBA
Log pathar marny aaye to Anti Misba b Sath the
?Faraz?
.
.
.
Who jin ke kbhi hum mara krte thy?.
Saba (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR TANHAIYAN
Main tu yu he tanha ja rha tha Faraz
.
.
Us ne muje rook kr kha
Chl beta Mobile nekal??
OMAR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR GHAR
Apne ghar ki ek ek chez ginta hu main Faraz
.
.
Ek ap k aane se pehle
Ur
Dosra app k jane k baad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TU GAND MRVATA HAI??
Mein ne suna hai k tu Gand mrvata hai??
Sent:23-Jan-09
06:45pm
99% of ganduz will not read this full msg
and reply
What,Kya??
SHERMEEN
Islamabad
03005338765
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA?S 1st TIME
Major Rohail:
?Suhagrat pr etna dar kyu rhe the?
.
Anti Misba:
?1st time tha na..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Wao! First time?
.
Anti Misba:
?No No 1st time after shadi?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MUSHKIL KAAM
Dunya ka sb se mushkil kaam?.?
.
.
.
Soye hue LUN pr condom charhana
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KE MASHOOQA
Major Rohail apni Mashooqa Anti Misba
Ke yad mein
.
Apni smah kr jo choot hum lete rhe Rohail
.
.
.
Who to mohale k larkon ke jageer nikli
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
100 DROPS=1
Teacher:
?1 drop of sperm = 100 drops of blood?
.
Student:
?Sir..Dracula phir LUN kyu nhe
chooosta..??
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
UPDATED DICTIONERY
SELFISH
Chootya
.
STUPID MAN
Lul admi
.
TO HATE
Lun pr rakhna
.
FRUSTRATED
Tattay latak jana
.
DESTROY
Loray Lagna
.
IGNORE
Lun pe thund hona
.
POWERFULLL
Tatton mein pani hona
.
MILD LOSS
Bund phatna
.
BIG LOSSS
Phat k hath mein aa jana
.
DO WRONG
Maa chudwana
.
JEALOUS
Chuwain sarr jana
.
CURIOUS
Gand mein kharish hona
.
REFUSAL
Mera lun krta hai
.
RUN AWAY
Gand dekha jana
.
FEAR
Tattay shot hona
.
NO FRANKNESS
Bohat lun pe na charh
.
INTERUPTION
Pehle tu behan chdva lee
Mr.Khan(Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WHY WE SUCK B(.)(.)BS
Sex se pehle boobs kyu chooste hai??
.
.
.
Naag ko uthane k lye doodh pelana
Parta hai
OMAR Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN UTHA K GEO
Kick the football get da goal,
.
Suck the B(.)(.)BS fuck da hole,
.
Kiss her lips pick her hips,
.
LUN UTHA K GEO
SHAHBAZ 03024453736
Imshahbaz_89@hotmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & KAMRAN
Anti Misba:
?Tere Kamran ke BV k sath najaez talukat hy..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Pr Pr Tuje kese pta chla..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Kal raat Kamran aya tha,Us
ne tera underware pehna hova tha?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
JB BHE BAJAO GE
School ke Ghanti
.
Ghareeb ka darwaza
.
Aur Larki?..
.
.
Jb bhe bajao ge
.
.
Andar se bache he nikle ge
Ahmad 03218801595
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & IZZAT
Us ke Izzat ka khayal ata hai Faraz
.
.
Warna aamm to hum sar-e-aamm choos lete hai
Omar Lahore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ATNI MISBA KE FAREBY CHOOT
Anti Misba ke choot ne ayse deye fareb?.
.
.
.
Jb bacha hova to andr se nikle kele ur saeyb
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA GOES TO CANADA
Girl:
?Canada kese lga?
.
Anti Misba:
Zbrdst
Subha
Sham
Raat
Sex
Sex
&
Sex
.
Girl:
?Tera husband kesa hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Pta nhe wo to kaam k silsly me USA gya hova tha?
SHEIKH G
00971506218614(Dubai)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & FARAZ
Major Rohail ke kyu marte ho GAND Faraz
.
.
.
Kya ab Anti Misba ke ab tight nhe rhe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL FAMILY PROBLEM
Anti Misba:
?Tera LUN etna chota hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Hmari family mein sb ka chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Jhoot bolte ho
Jeith G, Devar G ur Sasur G ka to etna LMBA hai?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ATNI MISBA & BETI
Anti Misba:
?Tera Husbnd 4 saal se Canada hai,
Phir tuje bacha kese hove..??
.
Beti Bubbli:
?Maa hmare papa 40 saal se jail mein hai
hum ne kbe khuch kha..??
NAJAM 03224614030
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KHUSHI & PRESHANY
Husbnd:
?Muje koi ese baat btao js ko sun kr
mein khush bhe ho jao ur
preshaan bhe?
.
Wife:
?Wo g ap ka app k saab doston se
bra hai?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA IS LUCKY
Anti Misba:
?Yar khe se 2 foot ka condom mele ga?
.
Bubbli:
?Wao! U R lucky?
.
Anti Misba:
?No I am not Lucky?My ghora ?LUCKY??.?
SAMY Karachi
Samualkhan_abc@usa.net
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
XXX LIFE
Life is ?XXX?
.
.
.
Yesterday is Xperiance
2day is periment
2moro is Xpectation
.
Use ur xperience,
In ur xperiment,
To achieve ur
Xpectations
Nabeel Hasim
03236433120
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & MOUSE
Anti Misba:
?Doctor kl raat mere chooot mein
choha ghus gya?
.
.
Doctor:
?App ko ktni dfa smjya hai k SEX k baad
keela nekal k soya kro?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL IN T.V SHOW
SHOW
.
Hm app se pochte hai jo
hm ne app ke BV ko b pocha
.
Is she gr8 in SEX
.
Major Rohail:
?NO?
.
App har gae
App ko b apni BV ke tra life line
?ask the audience? use krne chahye the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA WANT?S CAR
Anti Misba:
?Muje car chahye?
.
Major Rohail:
My offer
SEX=SUZUKI
.
Anti Misba:
?NO thnx,tere dad se le lu ge?
.
Major Rohail:
?Dad se..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Tere dad ke offer?
SEX=BMW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & BAVASEER
Bavaseer ka kya bna??
.
Anti Misba:
?Pehle bavaseer se tng the ab AINAK se tng hu?
.
Ainak..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Dr. bavaseer ka checkup kr rha tha k
us ke ainak andar he reh gae?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sexy Msgs
AdULt SmS jOkEsS
Tax Collection
Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax
Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use
………………………..…………………………………………………………..
Faraz & Major Rohail
Ham ne tu usay ajnabi smjha tha Faraz
Pr wo Major Rohail tu meri he najaez aulaad nikli
…………………………………………………………………………………………
Information & Data
Whats the difference b/w Information & Data
An information is 362436
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
&
.
.
A data is
36-24-36
………………………………………………………………………………………
Manstural Cycle
Major Rohail : Want to fuck
Misba: I m having manstural cycle
Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70
………………………………………………………………
Chicken & Baby
Difference b/w
Chicken
&
baby
.
.
.
.
Chicken is result of patiently sitting hen
&
Baby is result of impatiently standing cock
…………………………………………………………………………….
Snow storm & men
What is common b/w
men
&
snow storm
U never know when they are coming
.
How many inches u will get
.
How long they will last
………………………………………………………………………….
Cycle & Gashti
Difference b/w
Cycle
&
Gashti
Jo sb larko k sath sex kre wo cycle
Jo sb k sath kre ur app k sath nhe wo gashti
……………………………………………………………………………………
Four animals & a women
Four animals found in women’s panty
A pussy,
Hare,
an ass
&
.
.
.
occasionally a cock
…………………..………………………………………………………..
Types of Women’s sex
Women hv 4 types of sex
Asthmatic: ahh ah oh oh aah
Obedient: ya yes oh yes yes
Greedy: more,more,plz more
Religious: oh God, oh God, oh Oh God
……………………………………………………………………………..
Bill Clinton & His grl frnd
What did Bill Clinton said
when he was accused of copying home work from his grl frnd at oxford
“” I don’t hv any textual relation with tht woman””
…………………………………………………………………………
Bulb or Bowling Ball
What would u rather b a bulb or a bowling ball?
It depends if u would like to
Get screwed
Or
Fingered
………………………………………………………………………
Send me SMS
Santa
Banta
Fazaz
Major Rohail
Sardar
Pathan
Anti Misba
Nargis
Malika Shirawat
Zardari
Musharaf
Bubbli
Pappu
K bad ab apke bari b a skti hy
Is lye jaldi jaldi
Sms kro
……………………………………………………………………….
Qaumi Versa
SmS heroes
Santa, Banta,
Pthan,
Major Rohail,
Sardar,
Zardari,
Anti Misba,
Nargis,
Bubbli,
Malika Shirawat,
Musharaf
Hmara Qaumi versa hein
in ka ehtram tm pr wajib hy
…………..…..……………………………………………………..
2008 SMS Awards
10th- Santa Banta
9th-Musharaf
8th- Major Rohail
7th- Pathan
6th- Anti Misba
5th- Nargis
4th- Saradr
3rd-Zardari
2nd- Bush
.
.
who’s 1st
.
.
.
1st- Faraz
…………………….……………………………………………………
Right Hand
Ur B.v is ur right hand
But when ur b.v is gone
Ur right hand neighbour becomes ur b.v
When ur right hand neighbor is also gone
Ur right hand becomes ur b.v
……………………………………………………………………………
Next Morning
What did Major Rohail said to his wife after suhag raat sex?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Allah de vaste svere shareeke nu na dessei,
nae ta mre bari bisti hoe ge
…………………………………………………………………………….
Up & Down
Up
n
Down
Oh no
Up
Up
And
Up
Oh good
Down
Down
Down
Stop
Oh not again
Up
Up
Up
Oper
Niche
Oper
Niche
Shit yar
Ye gas ur petrol k price kbe upper kbe niche
………………………………...…………………………………………….
Bubbli on Suhagraat
Husband- jaanu apko aj sex kr k kesa lga
.
.
.
Bubbli- bssss college ke yad aa gye ;)
……………………………………………………………………..…………
Tight Phuddi
kya apke phuddi tight hy?
Bubbli: khudi check kr lo,
eg unli dalo, dusri ungli dalo,
hath dalo,
gud dusra hath dalo,
ab taali bjao………
nhe bajti na?
Dekha meri kitni tight hy
………………………………………………………………………………….
Types of Women sex:
Women hv 4 types of sex
Asthematic- ahhh ahh ohh ah ahhhhh
Obedient- yess yess yaaa ys yesss
Greedy- more,more,more,plz more
Religious- oh God.....oh God,Oh God
_________________________________________________
Major Rohail & MIlking Machine
Major Rohail tried cow's milking machine on his penis
He had a lot of fun, but when he was unable to remove it
He got faint after reading manual
""Autorelease after 5 liters""
__________________________________________
Major Rohail & Wife
Major Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa
Anti Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai
________________________________________________
Jaadugar
Anti Misba with open legs Asked Rohail to fuck her
Anti Misba: Hmara bacha hoga tu hm uska kya nam rkhein ge???
Major Rohail Condom pehente charhate hue bola:
Agr ab b ho gya tu Jaadugar
__________________________________________
__________________________________________________
Fucking Malika Shirawat
Whats the difference b/w
Fucking Malika Shrawat and Fucking Major Rohail’s mom
When you fuck Malika Shrawat
She get paid
But
When u fuck Major Rohail’s mom
U get paid
________________________________________________________
No Rishta
Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu
Major Rohail: okay
Lets start with kisses
__________________________________________________
Sex ka Maza
Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa
Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai
___________________________________________
Tax Collection
Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax
Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use
………………………..…………………………………………………………..
Faraz & Major Rohail
Ham ne tu usay ajnabi smjha tha Faraz
Pr wo Major Rohail tu meri he najaez aulaad nikli
…………………………………………………………………………………………
Information & Data
Whats the difference b/w Information & Data
An information is 362436
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
&
.
.
A data is
36-24-36
………………………………………………………………………………………
Manstural Cycle
Major Rohail : Want to fuck
Misba: I m having manstural cycle
Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70
………………………………………………………………
Chicken & Baby
Difference b/w
Chicken
&
baby
.
.
.
.
Chicken is result of patiently sitting hen
&
Baby is result of impatiently standing cock
…………………………………………………………………………….
Snow storm & men
What is common b/w
men
&
snow storm
U never know when they are coming
.
How many inches u will get
.
How long they will last
………………………………………………………………………….
Cycle & Gashti
Difference b/w
Cycle
&
Gashti
Jo sb larko k sath sex kre wo cycle
Jo sb k sath kre ur app k sath nhe wo gashti
……………………………………………………………………………………
Four animals & a women
Four animals found in women’s panty
A pussy,
Hare,
an ass
&
.
.
.
occasionally a cock
…………………..………………………………………………………..
Types of Women’s sex
Women hv 4 types of sex
Asthmatic: ahh ah oh oh aah
Obedient: ya yes oh yes yes
Greedy: more,more,plz more
Religious: oh God, oh God, oh Oh God
……………………………………………………………………………..
Bill Clinton & His grl frnd
What did Bill Clinton said
when he was accused of copying home work from his grl frnd at oxford
“” I don’t hv any textual relation with tht woman””
…………………………………………………………………………
Bulb or Bowling Ball
What would u rather b a bulb or a bowling ball?
It depends if u would like to
Get screwed
Or
Fingered
………………………………………………………………………
Send me SMS
Santa
Banta
Fazaz
Major Rohail
Sardar
Pathan
Anti Misba
Nargis
Malika Shirawat
Zardari
Musharaf
Bubbli
Pappu
K bad ab apke bari b a skti hy
Is lye jaldi jaldi
Sms kro
……………………………………………………………………….
Qaumi Versa
SmS heroes
Santa, Banta,
Pthan,
Major Rohail,
Sardar,
Zardari,
Anti Misba,
Nargis,
Bubbli,
Malika Shirawat,
Musharaf
Hmara Qaumi versa hein
in ka ehtram tm pr wajib hy
…………..…..……………………………………………………..
2008 SMS Awards
10th- Santa Banta
9th-Musharaf
8th- Major Rohail
7th- Pathan
6th- Anti Misba
5th- Nargis
4th- Saradr
3rd-Zardari
2nd- Bush
.
.
who’s 1st
.
.
.
1st- Faraz
…………………….……………………………………………………
Right Hand
Ur B.v is ur right hand
But when ur b.v is gone
Ur right hand neighbour becomes ur b.v
When ur right hand neighbor is also gone
Ur right hand becomes ur b.v
……………………………………………………………………………
Next Morning
What did Major Rohail said to his wife after suhag raat sex?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Allah de vaste svere shareeke nu na dessei,
nae ta mre bari bisti hoe ge
…………………………………………………………………………….
Up & Down
Up
n
Down
Oh no
Up
Up
And
Up
Oh good
Down
Down
Down
Stop
Oh not again
Up
Up
Up
Oper
Niche
Oper
Niche
Shit yar
Ye gas ur petrol k price kbe upper kbe niche
………………………………...…………………………………………….
Bubbli on Suhagraat
Husband- jaanu apko aj sex kr k kesa lga
.
.
.
Bubbli- bssss college ke yad aa gye ;)
……………………………………………………………………..…………
Tight Phuddi
kya apke phuddi tight hy?
Bubbli: khudi check kr lo,
eg unli dalo, dusri ungli dalo,
hath dalo,
gud dusra hath dalo,
ab taali bjao………
nhe bajti na?
Dekha meri kitni tight hy
………………………………………………………………………………….
Types of Women sex:
Women hv 4 types of sex
Asthematic- ahhh ahh ohh ah ahhhhh
Obedient- yess yess yaaa ys yesss
Greedy- more,more,more,plz more
Religious- oh God.....oh God,Oh God
_________________________________________________
Major Rohail & MIlking Machine
Major Rohail tried cow's milking machine on his penis
He had a lot of fun, but when he was unable to remove it
He got faint after reading manual
""Autorelease after 5 liters""
__________________________________________
Major Rohail & Wife
Major Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa
Anti Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai
________________________________________________
Jaadugar
Anti Misba with open legs Asked Rohail to fuck her
Anti Misba: Hmara bacha hoga tu hm uska kya nam rkhein ge???
Major Rohail Condom pehente charhate hue bola:
Agr ab b ho gya tu Jaadugar
__________________________________________
__________________________________________________
Fucking Malika Shirawat
Whats the difference b/w
Fucking Malika Shrawat and Fucking Major Rohail’s mom
When you fuck Malika Shrawat
She get paid
But
When u fuck Major Rohail’s mom
U get paid
________________________________________________________
No Rishta
Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu
Major Rohail: okay
Lets start with kisses
__________________________________________________
Sex ka Maza
Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa
Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai
___________________________________________
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