27-5-09 Major Rohail and Anti Misba ,Phatan,Sardar,Faraz Adult Dirty SMS Jokes

27--5--2009

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Sardar****Faraz****Adult***Anti Misba
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Major Rohail****Phatan***Santa Banta

LETS START LAUGHING......?


The Early Message doesn't mean to disturb u
.
It is only to show that
"You r my First thinking of the Day"
"kyu k main sari raat tera soch k
muuth marta rha"
Good Morning

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Major Rohail ko apni beti k kamre se
.
Cigrtete mele
Wo prshan hova
Phir
Sharab ki bottle meli
Wo preshan hova
Phir
Ek larka mela
Wo khush ho kr bola
“shukar hy ye sb khuch larke ka hy”

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Sardar ke B.V bhag gye,
.
3 din bad ghar wapas I
.
Sardar gussey se bola:
"Hun ke lein ayee aye"
.
Sardarni: "Mobile da charger pbul gyee c."

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Major Rohail:
Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta huto
us k muu se Smell aati hy
.
Dr.
“kamal hy jb main ne check
up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”
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Aik dafa pathan ne
Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi
:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
.
Phir Us ne Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke

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Operation Theater main
Anti Misba 2 Dr.
“Light OFF nhi karni?”
.
Dr.
“Light OFF kyu?”
.
AntiMisba
“Jb b koi admi muje bed pr letata hy light OFF kr deta hy”

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Medical science proved k Kapre tight
pehn'ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy
.
But
.
Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon
.
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy

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SPERM MARCH
.
Anti Misba ki choot main
sperms Ne long march kya
.
Kyu?
.
Sperms ka kehna hai K
un k khuch satheyon Ko pechli
gali main leja kQatal kr dya jata hy

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Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu parri?
.
Pathan:
Us ke seat k niche meri pani ke
bottle parri thi.
Mei ne bas itna kaha K
Tange uthao apna pani nikalna hy

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Anti Misba ne
family planning Capsule kha lya
.
.
10 din bad payt se awaz aai
.
.
Madam ye capsule family planning Ka hai
“Mohala Planning” ka nhi

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Height of positive attitude:
.
Girl Friend:
Mera Rishta aaya hy aur shadi hone wali hy
.
Boy Friend:
That's Good, Phir to hum
Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge

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CHOOT MEETING

Anti Misba ki CHOOT mainSperms meeting
.
I m Dr.
I m doodhwala
I m Husbnd
I m boyfrnd
I m mohaledar
Ek sperm chup chapTha
.
Kyu..?
.
Insanon ki meeting main
Kutte ka kya kaam....

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Reporter:
Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding
na kya karien
Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne
.
.
.
Officer:
Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k
"Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."

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Major Rohail:
Agr tum ne muj se shadi na ki
To main ghar se kood k jan de du ga
.
Anti Misba:
Pr tumhara ghar to ground floor pr hy

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Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai
.
Banta: Tujhe kese pta?
.
Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne
check kr k muje Batya tha

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Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
.
Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab
saans ruk ruk k aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha
to wo b band ho jae ga

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Hello...Hello..Hello...
Awaaz ni aa rahi kia?
HELLO...?HELLOooo...???
Ab awaaz aai?
ab b ni?
awaaz aye gi bhi kaise?
Bewakoof ye tu sms he

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Anti Misba k gharelo totke
.
Agr ksi din app ko khudkushi krni ho
To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein
Latkne se pehle ye zror dekh lein k
pankhaTABEL FAN wala ho

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Load sheding in Pakistan
.
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya
.
.
TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wraper
se jeetain generator
chudai lagaow bijli paow

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FARAZ ON PYAR

Wo muje pyar sekhane ka
Israr krta hai Faraz
.
.
Jis ka khud sirf 3 inch ka hai


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U R ON TV

Pepsi k lye
Kareena
.
Thumbs uo k lye
Akshay
.
Fanta k lye
Rani
.
Cock k lye
Ayshwrya
.
Tum Ghabrao mat..!

SATHI
Ek inch k new condom
K lye tumhe he ley ga

HASHAM (Dubai)

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QURBANI K JANWAR

Suna hai k Qurbani k janwar ko chand
Raat ke raat ko Churiyan nazar aati hy
.
.
To phir larkiyon ko mehndi ke raat ko
Kya nazar aata ho ga?

SUNNY (Karachi)

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PHATAN IN SAUDIA

Phatan Saudia me GAND marte hove
Pakra gya
.
Qazi:
Ese Garan pani me daal do
.
After few hours
.
Qazi:
Tu ne abi tk ese pani me nhi dala
.
Jalad:
Janab ye bohat harami hy
Chula jalane k lye jhukta
Hu to gand mar deta hy

JAMEEL (Saudi Arabia)

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FRIEND LIKE YOU

A friend like you is
Not like Boobs
Which get sucked
.
Not like pussy
Which get fucked
.
BUT
Like a penis
Which stands
When needed

ROMAN (Pakistan)

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FARAZ UR APNE

Apne he hote hy jo GAND
Mai ungle dy kr bhag jate hai
Faraz
.
.
.
Warna ghairon ko kya khabar
K tum underware nhe pehnte

JAMEEL (Karachi)

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CONDOM SHOP

A man goes 2 buy condom
.
Sales Girl:
May I hold ur penis 4 size?
.
She orders
“Gv him small
No NO gv him medium
No NO gv him large”
.
.
Oh! Shit
Gv him Tissue

SUNNY (Karachi)

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GREAT PEOPLE

Great people like us work on principle
Of Rockets
.
Not coz we aim high for the sky
.
BUT
Coz we don’t start performing unless
Our ass is on fire

UMAIR (Lahore)

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SHERI REHMAN PRESS CONFRENCE

Sheri Rehman conducting press confrence
.
Ji app karein,
Ap nhi aap,
app ne pehle kya tha,
Peeche wale ko moqa dein,
Aage sb ne kr lya kya?
Ap ne nhi kya?
Sb bari bari karein,
Meray leye aasani rahe ge,
Mein ghbrane wali nhi,

Sb ko moqa mele ga

IMRAN (Lahore)

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HUM SAB UMEED SE HAI

“GEO k program
hum sab umeed se hai”
dekhne k baad
Zardari
Ne apne
Duplicate se pocha
Teri meri shakal bohat milti hy
Kya tumhari maa hmare ghar
Nokrani thi..?

.
Duplicate bola nhi g mera baap
Ap k ghar driver tha

ATTAULA (Karachi)

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NEW HIT SONG REMIX

Tum pass aaye,
Yon muskuraye,
Tu ne na jane kitne
Choope lagaye
.
.
Ab to mera LUN
Jage na soota hai,
.
.
Kya kron hai Lun ko
khuch khuch hota hai

IMRAN (Lahore)

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MOLVI UR BACHA

Molvi ek bache ke GAND mar rha tha
.
Ek admi ne pocha ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Molvi:
“Jo Sabak yaad nhi kre ga
use yhe saza mele ge”

IMRAN (Lahore)

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DOST KE DOSTI

Dost teri dosti kitni pyari,
.
Lekin har kisi ne teri GAND mari,
.
Kya tuje pyari nhi meri yaari,
.
Chal phir Jhuk ja ab meri baari,

IMRAN (Lahore)

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RECYCLE CONDOMS

Q : wat is heights recycling ? A : MAN GIVING used CONDOM to
his SON to use as a balloon
& after BURSTING,
giving to his DAUGHTER
to use as HAIR BAND.


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OLD AGE PROBLEM

The problem with old age is that every
part of your body feels stiff
except the part that u want stiff. So, enjoy ur age before old age
have fun b4 its too late.

IMARAN (Karachi)

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OPPOSITE OF LAUGHTER
Q: What is the opposite of laughter? A: Sex How is that? . . . . Bcoz laughter is ha ha ha
and
Sex is ah ah ah ah..!


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SARDAR PAPA KESE BNA..?

Sardar’s son: papa tusi papa kinj bne?
.
.
Sardar: puttar Pa,Pa k

REHMAN (SHARJA)

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HAMESHA MUSKRATE RHO



Tumhari hansi kbhi km na ho
.
Tmhari ankh kbhe nam na ho
.
Tmhe hr us shakhs ka mile
.
Jiska “12 inch” se km na ho

REHMEN (SHARJA)

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SARDAR UR SHANTI

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao


REHMAN (SHARJA)

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