ADULT SmS DHAMAK

ADULT SmS DHAMAKA

ANTI MISBA & CONDOM

Anti Misba:
Ye Condom ketne ka hy..?
.
Shopkeeper:
Ye Rs.10 ka hai
.
Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ka zamana hy,
Jb mein 8th class me the tb
Rs.1 mein SAFE SEX ho jaata tha

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MILK PRODUCTS & B(.)(.)Bsss

32 TARANG
Chota pack bara maza
.
.
34 EVERY DAY
Jaise chaho piyo
.
.
36 OLPER
Un k lye jo dil khool k pete hai

RAZWAN (Lahore)

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B.V ,CONDOM & MAJOR ROHAIL

B.V:
Aj 9 inch ka condom lana
.
Major Rohail:
Mera to 3 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Aj Genral sab ne ana hy
.
Major Rohail:
Un ka to 6 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Un ka beta b aarha hy


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ANTI MISBA KE CHOOT

Anti Misba apne choot k baal
Saaf kr rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Baal kyu saaf kr rhe ho…?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Aj shoping pr jana hy



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AURAT KA DOODH

Aurat k doodh k 5 fyde
.
.
1-Boil nhe krna prta
2-Kharab nhe hota
3-Hr age k marad ke pasand
4-Dil kash packing mein
5-Ek k sath dosra free

SUNNY (Karachi)

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BOYS…?

B-Badmashiyon me sb se aagy
.
O-Oollu ke trha raat mein jaagy
.
Y-Yaarian nibhate jaan lga k
.
S-Shareef sirf maa baap k aagy

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA BACHA

Nurse:
Mubarak ho app k ghar larka hova hy
.
.
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Major Rohail:
Wah G Wah kya Technology hy,
B.V mere Hospital mein hy,
Ur
Bacha mere ghar pyda hova hy,



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GURYA KE SHADI

Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nechawar,
.
.
wah wah
.
.
Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nichawar,
.
.
Carmeraman Kamran Khan K sath
Shoaib bhatti GEO NEWS Peshawar,

HASHAM (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA PYAR KA EHSAS

Judge:
Tume kb ehsas hova k Major Rohail
tum se pyar nhe karta?
.
.
.
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Anti Misba:
Jb es ne apna CREDIT CARD
Block karvaya

HOT BOY (Karachi)
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BUSH BUSH BUSH

Nahi tera Nasheeman white house
K aiwano main,
.
.
Tu Bush hai Basera kr Jooton ki
dukano main

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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BUBBLI KE JANNAT

Bubbli:
Papa Jannat kha hoty hai?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Maa ka pao k neche
.
.
Bubbli:
Ami to nokar ko keh rhe the
“Mere tango k darmyan Jannat hai”

CRAZY GIRL (Islamabad)

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BUND,FARAZ,AND US

Bund marwa marwa k thaak chukay hai
FARAZ
.
.
Kya karay k IMF ka qaraz abhi tak utra nhi

FARUKH (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA & JIN

Anti Misba ko JIN charh gya
.
.
3 din baad JIN khud ek ALLAM
k pass gya ur bola
“Aalim Sahab! Muje bahar nekalo
Anti Misba pr to dosre charhe rehte hai”



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MAJOR ROHAIL,ANTI MISBA & B.V

Anti Misba:
Tum apne B.V k sath sex kr k aye ho..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Tume kese pta chala,,?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Tumhare LUN se CHOOT ke
Khushbu aa rhe hai



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D(o)(o)DH & CH(o)(o)T

Bache ke sehat k lye maa ka D(.)(.)DH
.
.
ur
Bache
K
Baap ke sehat k lye maa ke CH(o)(o)T

FARUKH (Karachi)

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FARAZ NHE AYA

Lgaya jo CHARAS ke SUUTA
To uurh gae Parwaz,
.
Bajne lage mere dil mein
Anokhe Saaaz,
.
Mere ami ur abu ho gae
Muj se Naraz,
.
Ab tk es Ghazal mein kyu
Nhe aya Faraz

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ANTI MISBA KA MOBILE

Btao Anti Misba apna mobile
Dentist k pass kyu le kr gae..?
.
.
.
.
.
Apne mobile ke blue tooth
Theek karvane


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MAJOR ROHAIL, TAJ MAHAL & ANTI MISBA

Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal with
Her husband
.
Tourist Guide :
Madam ye dunya ka 7va aajuba hai
.
Anti Misba:
Are nhe nhe…ye to mera husband hy
Major Rohail

DANISH (Faislabad)

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BUBBLI & ANTI MISBA

Bubbli:
Lagta hy koe customer aa raha hai
.
Anti Misba:
Tuje kese pta chala…?
.
.
Bubbli:
Muje LUN ke khusbu aa rhe hy
.
.
Anti Misba:
Abe O randi wo to me ne
DAKAR MARA hai

HASHAM (Karachi)

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FARAZ & WAPDA

Khuch to apne muqadar
Main andhairay hi thay
FARAZ
.
.
.
Khuch WAPDA walo nay apni
Behan ka rishta de dya

FARUKH (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & JIMMY
(BEST FRIENDS)

Major Rohai:
Wada kr tere B.V ke SEAL mein kholon ga
.
.
Jimmy:
OK wada…Pr mere b ek Sharat hy
.
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
.
Jimmy:
Mein shadi tere behan k sath kru ga
.
.
Major Rohail:
Haha! Us MOTO ke pehle he KHULI hoe hai

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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ATNI MISBA K ACHE/BURE DIN

App ka koe acha din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jis din 20 larkon ne muje CHOODA
.
.
Ap ka koe bura din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb un 20 larkon ne pysee nhe dye


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MAJOR ROHAIL & JUDGE

Judge:
Tu ne apni B.V ko kyu mara..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab ye Doodh wale se
GAND mrva rhe the
Ur
Jb mein kehta hu to bolti hy
“Nhe! Bohat dard hot hai”



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OLD MAN DIED

An old man was sucking B(.)(.)Bs of an
Old women
After sucking B(.)(.)s old man died
.
.
.
POSTMARTM REPORT
Death due to drinking
Expiry milk product

DANISH (Faislabad)

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5mg VIAGRA

Old Man:
I need 5mg viagra
.
Chemist:
Sir 5mg Viagra se app ka khuch
Nhe bne ga app 500 mg wale le lo
.
Old Man:
Beta bs itna khara ho jae
K
Shalwar mein ronak nazar aye

DANISH (Faisalabad)

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ANTI MISBA KA ASHIQ

Judge:
Jb tum pr Anti Misba k ashiq ne
Hamla kya to us waqt tumhare
hath me kya tha..?
.
.
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Major Rohail:
Janab Misba
K
B(.)(.)Bsss

OMAR (Lahore)

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TERE YAARI

Phone te karna dunya dari
.
Miscal te suki yaari
.
Aeyder oder lambian callan
.
Mout paindi a sadi wari

FARUKH (Karachi)

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BUBBLI & NAJOOMI

Najoomi:
Tumhari shadi ho ge ur phir
Tumhari SEX life bohat achi ho ge
.
.
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Bubbli:
Abe sale SEX LIFE to mere 5 saal
Se achi hai….
ye bta shadi kb ho ge

WASIQ ANSARI (Karachi)

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MUJE TUM SE PYAAAA….

Kese btao
K
Muje
Tu
Se
P
Py
Pya
Pyaa
Pyaa
Pyaaa
Pyaaaa
Pyaaaaa
Pyaaaaaa
.
.
Pyaaazz
Ur
Aalloo
Mungwane hai

JOJI (Lahore)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & KISS

Major Rohail:
Tere B.V ke pehli kiss mein lu ga
.
Jimmy:
OK,Pr mere be ek sharat hy
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
Mein shadi tere behan se kry ga

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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BOLO TARA RA RA…..

Arz ky hai
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Tere GAND maro to TATTAY hilte hai
.
Ab bolo tara ra ra bolo tara ra ra


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TEACHER AND STUDENT

Teacher:
Khamoosh ho jao nhe to khara kr du ge
.
.
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Boys:
Pehle mera pehle mera…..

FAROOQ (LDA)

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FARAZ AND YAAD

Jab bhi hoti hai kharish
Mere LUN pe Faraz
.
.
To sochta hun teri GAAND
me Hichki lagi hogi

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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DEFINATION OF WIFE

What is defination of wife
.
.
Wife is like
ZONG
One free number for life time
Raat 12 se subha 7 bje tk

RASHID (PCHSIER)

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SEXY QUESTION..?

Sunna hy k
Qurbani k janwar ko chand raat ke
Raat ko churiyan nazar aati hai
.
.
To phir Lakrkiyon ko mehndi
Ke raat ko kya nazar aata hy..?



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JISAM PR SAB JAGA….?

2NO ANKHON PE
.
2NO GALON PE
.
2BAR HONTON PE
.
1BAR GARDAN PE
.
2BAR GARDAN SE ZARA NECHE
.
SARDIYON ME
.
SOONEY SE PEHLE
.
COLD CREAM….ZROR LGAO

NOSHEENA RAZA (Lahore)

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GOOD QUESTION..?

Jb do ankhein milte hai to
Char ho jati hai
.
.
Lekin jb do dil milte hai
To ek ho jate hai
.
.
Kyu…?

Prof. DIL MIL GAE (Love Point)

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DIRTY SEXY FUNNY

Chaku kya dikhaati hai,
.
Dhar to tilwar me hai,
.
Dupatte se kya chupati hai,
.
Maal to shalwar me hai

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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PHATAN KE COLD DRINK

Agr phatan cold drink bnae
To us ka kya naam ho ga..?
.
.
.
.
.
NASWAR COLA
Kocha Cola products Pvt.Ltd

FARUKH (Karachi)

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DEFINITIONS

School:
Where papa pays & son plays
.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps u poor
All ur life so that u can die rich
.
Marriage:
It is an agreement in which
Man loses his Bachelor degree
&
women gets her Masters
.
Doctor:
A person
Who kills
Your ill
By Pill
&
Kislls u
By
Bills

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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U R BOSS

A new pagal in pagalkhana
.
“Muje paglon k boss se milna hy”
.
.
Dusra Pagal
“Ssssshhh….shoor na kro
Boss disturb ho jae ga
Wo msg parh raha hy”

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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NAJOOMI AND A BOY

Najoomi:
Beta tum bohat parho ge
.
.
Boy:
Baba G parh to mein 5 saal
Se rha hu btao pass kb hu ga

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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