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AduLt MsGsss

A CHALANGE

Chalange 4 U
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Ap ko apne elava kis kas Lun acha
Lgta hy
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Reply is must



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DOSTI K LYE ?1? DBYE

Dosti k lye ?1? dbye
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Dost ko msg krne k lye
?reply? dbye
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New dost bnane k lye
?4wrd? dbye
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Dost se baat krne k lye
Mere # pr 1000 ka
Easy load krvye



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ANTI MISBA KA DRESS

During sex
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Anti Misba-
Oh! Shit ye kya keya sperms mere
New dress pr nekal dye
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Major Rohail-
Don?t worry
Surf Excel hy na
?Dagh to ache hote hy?


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1999 AND 2009

1999
Prize bond nekla
Lottery nekle
Umreh ka ticket nekla
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2009
Mera 5 kg ATTA nekla
Mere 3 L petrol ke bottle nekle
Mera U.P.S nekla



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GIRL FRIEND ?1? DBYE

Apni Girl frnd
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Ko ?Hi? kehne k lye ?1? dbye
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Baat krne k lye ?2? dbye
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Sorry kehne k lye ?3? dbye
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Apni girlfrnd wapas chahye
To ?reply? dbye



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HORSE PRICES

1 foot Lun=2000
2 foot Lun=5000
3 foot Lun=500
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Anti Misba-
3 foot Lun wala sirf 500??
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Ye ARMY ka ghora hy es ka LUN
Khra krne k lye GAND marni prte hy


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ANTI MISBA SEX LINE

Tel bell rings
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Hello ye hy Anti Misba ke SEX line
Phone sex 50
Chuma Chati 100
Chupey 200
Full sex 500
Mein ap ke kya khidmat kr skte hu
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Beta mein tumhara baap bool rha hu

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LUN K LYE ?1? DBYE

Ap k pas
LUN hy ?1? dbye
6 to 8 inch ka ?2? dbye
9 to 12 inch ka ?3? dbye
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Ye dosro se share krne k lye
?4wrd? dbye
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Agr app k pass LULLiiiii hy to
?DELETE? dbye


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Booking Open

Jis jis choot ne booking krvani hy abi krva le
Aj se 16 din bad mre LUN k pas
Tym nhe hoga
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Happy Valentine?s day

Don Guru

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MIDDLE LIPS

Boy & girl were having sex
Grl: Darling I want u to kiss my lips
Boy: sure! Which one would u prefer 1st,
upper or middle lip
Grl: Middle lips, the one in middle
Of my legs

Sweeto
03227383602

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MRE DILLI DUA

Smndar mei hy gehrai
Pyar mei hy judai
Bhgvan kre is valentine?s day pr
Na tute uske angrai
Ab b kro girl frnd ke chudai
Ur keh sko mei ne hy uske bjai

Soha
28th may 2005


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SEX MEDICINE

Major Rohail climbed on bed naked
B.V: I m having fever

Major:I know sweet heart! That?s y I have powderd
My penis with crocine

Now tell me how u wish to take it
?Orally or as injection?

Soha
28th may 2005

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BHT HO GYA YAARO

Bht ho gya yaaro!
Apni girlfriend ko smjhao

Choot mrani ke Mje fon kr k
ke kehti hy k
aj se 16 din bad
Mre sath date pr chalna
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Happy Valentine?s day
14th june 2005

Guru Don
Faisalabad

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CHAND UR TAARE

Janu ek bad news hy

Valantine?s day pr tumhe gift dene k lye
Mei chand ur tare lene gya
Bri mushkil se mei ne chand ur tare hasil kye
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pr bhenchod wapsi pe thyla e phat gya

mkhurram2k7@yahoo.com

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