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Sexy Teacher

A sexy girl goes to a school for a job.
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?
Girl: No i can teach only dalo g and nikaalo g..
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FARAZ ON CONDOMS

Hamaray sabar ki inteha kiya dekhtey ho FARAZ.....

Woh hum se CONDOM mangwa rahi thi kisi or k liye.....!

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Food diminishing Women’s sex

Finally scientists have discovered a food
that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%

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It’s called the Wedding Cake

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New Abbreviations
PIA = Pain In Ur Ass
USA = Under Skirts Activities
PUMA = Press Untill Milk Arrive
ARAB = After Rape Apply Balm
CUBA = Caught Under Bra Area

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Himmat vs Haddi

Arz hai,
"Na Himmat muj may hai,
na meri haddi me hai;
Na himmat muj may hai,na mere haddi me..
Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke meri chaddi me hai.


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hahahahah

Tum BALWAN ho to apne BAL se..
Tum DHANWAN ho to apne DHAN se.
Tum SUNDAR ho to apne TAN se.
Tum KOMAL ho to apne MAN se..
Par tum jo bhi ho mere LAND se

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BUBBLI or BCHPAN K DIN

YAAD aate hai BACHPAN ke wo HASiN DiN
Jab BUBBLI or Ham MASTi kiya karte the
BUBBLI LOLiPOP k Liye ROYA karte the

HUM apni CHADI KHOL kar BABBLI MANA Liya karte the

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Kudrat aur Kismat

Kya diya kudrat ne zamane ko?
EK diya ghusane ko,
do diya dabane ko,
par kismat ke bat hy MAJOR Rohail k
tuje
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milta hai sirf hilane ko....

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Malam aur Land

Sardar ki GAND par chot lagi,
woh aaina rakh kar malam laga raha tha
utne me uska land khada ho gaya
to sardar bola niche beth ye apni hi gand hai
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MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE

AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE

Mon:
Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard

Tue:
Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs

Wed:
5,6&7 r ur lucky #s
So keep a measuring tape with u

Thu:
It’s gud day 4 u to achieve sm thng new,
So try to practice with a bigger banana

Fri:
It’s a dull day,all boys busy in Juma prayer

Sat:
2nyt is gud 4 SEX

Sun:
U will get Gud news tht u r not pregnent

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PHUDI

All the girls with ZERO METER Phudi plz stand up

All the girls with SMALL Phudi plz raise ur hand

All the girls with MEDIUM Phudi say YES

All the girls with LARGE Phudi plz leave the room

All the girls with EXTRA LARGE phudi plz
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PLZ
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Plz stop reading this SMS

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ZARURAT-E-RISHTA

ZARURAT-E-RISHTA

Anti Misba

Age 45

Divorced after 30 years of marriage

NO kids

Still Virgin/Zero meter
(Medical Certificate Attached)

X-Wife of
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PHATAN Major

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WORK n WORK (ok)

Saira:
Maa I m going to work,Suba waps aao ge

Aunti Misba:
No,NO,nhe I can let u do this,
Abi to tere phudi ur gand se
last time wale stiches b nhe khule

Saira:
Maa stiches phudi ur gand pr hai,
Pr naa to muu pr stiches hai
UR na he daanto pr braices …..

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BIG SIZE

All the people with BIG size LUN plz stand up
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All the people with MEDIUM size LUN plz raise ur hands
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All the people with SMALL size LUN please leave the room
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All the people with EXTRA SMALL size LUN plz
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PLZ
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PLZ
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Plz stop reading this SMS

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Biology Teacher

Biology Teacher:
Boys can u tell me exactly where ur heart is?
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ALL BOYS SHOUTED LOUDLY
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“Aunti MISBA K PASS”

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STAGE DANCE

Anti Misba ne stage pr aa kr dance kya
Sbne taali bjai
Anti Misba ne kapre uttar k dance kya
Kse ne talli nhe bjai
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Ek haath se talli nhe bjti

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KHIRKI

Parrosi to Major Rohail:
Raat teri khirki khilli C
Me bhabi de te tera SEX scene veikh lya,

Major Rohail: Lay haath sutt,Me ty raati ghar e nhe C

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WIVES

Satna’s BV
Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV
Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV
Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV
OY! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

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NURSE MISBA

Police: Why u fuck Nurse Misba?

Major Rohail:
Hospital said during delivery procedure NURSE MISBA will b ur mid wife

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MUSIBAT KA WAQT

Major Rohail:
Pta hai musibat k waqt Gadhe
ko b baap bnana pra hai

Aunti Misba:
Bhaee himat hy tumhari maa ke jo maan jati hai
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F.I.R

Major Rohail ur Misba ke shadi hoe

Mjor k khlaf Dehli Gate k logo ne Police me case kr dya

Why?
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Major Hmare Mohale ke RONAK le gya saala


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TANGE UR KHOLO


Major Rohail:
Aah aah tange kholo
ur kholo,ur ur zyada kholo
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Aunti Misba:
Ab kya TATTE b andr dalne hai
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Major Rohail:
Nhe waps bahir nekalne hai
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Pakar lo na…

Pakar

Pakar

Hath mein Pakar

Daba mt

Oh ho Qatray gir rhe hai

Jaldi se mu me daal le

Aaha

Ab bta mza aya na…?
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“RASGULLA KHANE KA”
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Horse & Chicken

Horse n Chick were good frnds
1 day Horse fell into river
Chick called a farmer,
who used his BMW to lift the horse
Aftr sm days,chick fell into the river
Horse lowered his DICK & pulled the chick out
MORAL:
If u hv big dick,u don’t need BMW to pick up chicks

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Kind Hearted

Bubbli : Wana Fuck?

Major Rohail : No I do not fuck unmarried girls

Bubbly : Why?
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Major Rohail : Muje khoon khraba psnd nhi




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