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WAAH WAAH

Ap ay hmare ghar

Wah wah

Ap ay hmare ghar

Wah wah

Kabhi hm apko dekhte hein
Kbhe apne Lun ko

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JAEDAT KA CASE
.
Anti Misba
“” Judge sab jaedat ka
90% hisa muje milna chahye kyo k
90% customer mere hein

aur

Sirf Pathan customer Rohail k hein””

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MY LUN & MY DOST


What is common b/w
My Lun
&
My dost
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Mera Lun mera dost hy
Aur
Mera dost mera Lun hy

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CUSTOMER RELATION

Major Rohail: ma ye kya kr rhe ho????

Maa: Beta customer se chudva rhe hu

Mj Rohail: Mei tmhe esa nhe krne du ga

Maa: kyu?

Mj Rohail: Ye customer hmesha udhar kr jata hy

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BLACK HOLE

Name one thing on planet earth
which is similar to black hole in space
.
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Anti Misba ke GAAND

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BREAKING NEWS

Menaar-e- Pakistan gum ho gya
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.
.
Police ka kehna hy
k
Anti Misba ko
Menar pe charhte hove dekha gya tha

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MENAR-E-PAKISTAN

Anti Misba Menar-e-Pakistan pe charh gye
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.
.
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Menaar-e-Pakistan 4 inch lmba ho gya


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GREAT WALL OF CHINA

What’s common between
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Great Wall Of China
&
Anti Misba’s vagina
.
.
.
.

Both r visible 2 the naked eye from the moon

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3 IMPORTANT CHIZEI

3 chizo pr kabu rkho

Driving
Daulat
BV

3 chizo se Nfrat kro
Wapda
Zrdari
Police

3 chizo ko pkar k rkho
Dost
Girl Friend
Ur
Dost ke Girl Friend

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PEHLI DFA KA EXPERIENCE

Pehli dfa insane jb dalta hy
To
Nervous hota hy
Ahista se dalo
To
Phisal k ander chala jata hy
Phir
Awazei aaney lgti hein
Lakin
Tm bilkul na ghabrana
Confidance se dale rkhna
Or
Us wqt tk
Na nikalna
Jb tk
Apki Money nahi nikal aye
Phir
Apna
.
.
.
ATM CARD
Machine se nikal lena

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ANTI MISBA KI SASTI PHUDDI

Dekho ye banda
Sbse sasti phudi
Maaaarne je raahaaaa hai

Na es mulk ke
Na Asia ke
Balkeh ye tu
Dunya ke sb se sasti phudi hy

Aah oh aaah aaahhh

Kya tym phir kisi ko
Sab se sasti phudi
Maar k dekha rhe ho
Show off!

Sasti phudi mehngi pr gyee

Btao mei kese ab se sasti phuddi maru

Tumhare paas Anti Misba hai

Nhe

Tu mutt he maar le bari bat hy

“”Anti Misba! Tumhee tu ho””