ADULT SmS DHAMAK

ADULT SmS DHAMAKA

ANTI MISBA & CONDOM

Anti Misba:
Ye Condom ketne ka hy..?
.
Shopkeeper:
Ye Rs.10 ka hai
.
Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ka zamana hy,
Jb mein 8th class me the tb
Rs.1 mein SAFE SEX ho jaata tha

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MILK PRODUCTS & B(.)(.)Bsss

32 TARANG
Chota pack bara maza
.
.
34 EVERY DAY
Jaise chaho piyo
.
.
36 OLPER
Un k lye jo dil khool k pete hai

RAZWAN (Lahore)

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B.V ,CONDOM & MAJOR ROHAIL

B.V:
Aj 9 inch ka condom lana
.
Major Rohail:
Mera to 3 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Aj Genral sab ne ana hy
.
Major Rohail:
Un ka to 6 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Un ka beta b aarha hy


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KE CHOOT

Anti Misba apne choot k baal
Saaf kr rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Baal kyu saaf kr rhe ho…?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Aj shoping pr jana hy



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

AURAT KA DOODH

Aurat k doodh k 5 fyde
.
.
1-Boil nhe krna prta
2-Kharab nhe hota
3-Hr age k marad ke pasand
4-Dil kash packing mein
5-Ek k sath dosra free

SUNNY (Karachi)

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BOYS…?

B-Badmashiyon me sb se aagy
.
O-Oollu ke trha raat mein jaagy
.
Y-Yaarian nibhate jaan lga k
.
S-Shareef sirf maa baap k aagy

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA BACHA

Nurse:
Mubarak ho app k ghar larka hova hy
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Wah G Wah kya Technology hy,
B.V mere Hospital mein hy,
Ur
Bacha mere ghar pyda hova hy,



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GURYA KE SHADI

Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nechawar,
.
.
wah wah
.
.
Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nichawar,
.
.
Carmeraman Kamran Khan K sath
Shoaib bhatti GEO NEWS Peshawar,

HASHAM (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA PYAR KA EHSAS

Judge:
Tume kb ehsas hova k Major Rohail
tum se pyar nhe karta?
.
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb es ne apna CREDIT CARD
Block karvaya

HOT BOY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BUSH BUSH BUSH

Nahi tera Nasheeman white house
K aiwano main,
.
.
Tu Bush hai Basera kr Jooton ki
dukano main

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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BUBBLI KE JANNAT

Bubbli:
Papa Jannat kha hoty hai?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Maa ka pao k neche
.
.
Bubbli:
Ami to nokar ko keh rhe the
“Mere tango k darmyan Jannat hai”

CRAZY GIRL (Islamabad)

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BUND,FARAZ,AND US

Bund marwa marwa k thaak chukay hai
FARAZ
.
.
Kya karay k IMF ka qaraz abhi tak utra nhi

FARUKH (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA & JIN

Anti Misba ko JIN charh gya
.
.
3 din baad JIN khud ek ALLAM
k pass gya ur bola
“Aalim Sahab! Muje bahar nekalo
Anti Misba pr to dosre charhe rehte hai”



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MAJOR ROHAIL,ANTI MISBA & B.V

Anti Misba:
Tum apne B.V k sath sex kr k aye ho..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Tume kese pta chala,,?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Tumhare LUN se CHOOT ke
Khushbu aa rhe hai



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D(o)(o)DH & CH(o)(o)T

Bache ke sehat k lye maa ka D(.)(.)DH
.
.
ur
Bache
K
Baap ke sehat k lye maa ke CH(o)(o)T

FARUKH (Karachi)

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FARAZ NHE AYA

Lgaya jo CHARAS ke SUUTA
To uurh gae Parwaz,
.
Bajne lage mere dil mein
Anokhe Saaaz,
.
Mere ami ur abu ho gae
Muj se Naraz,
.
Ab tk es Ghazal mein kyu
Nhe aya Faraz

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA MOBILE

Btao Anti Misba apna mobile
Dentist k pass kyu le kr gae..?
.
.
.
.
.
Apne mobile ke blue tooth
Theek karvane


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MAJOR ROHAIL, TAJ MAHAL & ANTI MISBA

Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal with
Her husband
.
Tourist Guide :
Madam ye dunya ka 7va aajuba hai
.
Anti Misba:
Are nhe nhe…ye to mera husband hy
Major Rohail

DANISH (Faislabad)

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BUBBLI & ANTI MISBA

Bubbli:
Lagta hy koe customer aa raha hai
.
Anti Misba:
Tuje kese pta chala…?
.
.
Bubbli:
Muje LUN ke khusbu aa rhe hy
.
.
Anti Misba:
Abe O randi wo to me ne
DAKAR MARA hai

HASHAM (Karachi)

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FARAZ & WAPDA

Khuch to apne muqadar
Main andhairay hi thay
FARAZ
.
.
.
Khuch WAPDA walo nay apni
Behan ka rishta de dya

FARUKH (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & JIMMY
(BEST FRIENDS)

Major Rohai:
Wada kr tere B.V ke SEAL mein kholon ga
.
.
Jimmy:
OK wada…Pr mere b ek Sharat hy
.
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
.
Jimmy:
Mein shadi tere behan k sath kru ga
.
.
Major Rohail:
Haha! Us MOTO ke pehle he KHULI hoe hai

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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ATNI MISBA K ACHE/BURE DIN

App ka koe acha din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jis din 20 larkon ne muje CHOODA
.
.
Ap ka koe bura din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb un 20 larkon ne pysee nhe dye


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & JUDGE

Judge:
Tu ne apni B.V ko kyu mara..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab ye Doodh wale se
GAND mrva rhe the
Ur
Jb mein kehta hu to bolti hy
“Nhe! Bohat dard hot hai”



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OLD MAN DIED

An old man was sucking B(.)(.)Bs of an
Old women
After sucking B(.)(.)s old man died
.
.
.
POSTMARTM REPORT
Death due to drinking
Expiry milk product

DANISH (Faislabad)

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5mg VIAGRA

Old Man:
I need 5mg viagra
.
Chemist:
Sir 5mg Viagra se app ka khuch
Nhe bne ga app 500 mg wale le lo
.
Old Man:
Beta bs itna khara ho jae
K
Shalwar mein ronak nazar aye

DANISH (Faisalabad)

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ANTI MISBA KA ASHIQ

Judge:
Jb tum pr Anti Misba k ashiq ne
Hamla kya to us waqt tumhare
hath me kya tha..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Janab Misba
K
B(.)(.)Bsss

OMAR (Lahore)

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TERE YAARI

Phone te karna dunya dari
.
Miscal te suki yaari
.
Aeyder oder lambian callan
.
Mout paindi a sadi wari

FARUKH (Karachi)

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BUBBLI & NAJOOMI

Najoomi:
Tumhari shadi ho ge ur phir
Tumhari SEX life bohat achi ho ge
.
.
.
Bubbli:
Abe sale SEX LIFE to mere 5 saal
Se achi hai….
ye bta shadi kb ho ge

WASIQ ANSARI (Karachi)

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MUJE TUM SE PYAAAA….

Kese btao
K
Muje
Tu
Se
P
Py
Pya
Pyaa
Pyaa
Pyaaa
Pyaaaa
Pyaaaaa
Pyaaaaaa
.
.
Pyaaazz
Ur
Aalloo
Mungwane hai

JOJI (Lahore)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & KISS

Major Rohail:
Tere B.V ke pehli kiss mein lu ga
.
Jimmy:
OK,Pr mere be ek sharat hy
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
Mein shadi tere behan se kry ga

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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BOLO TARA RA RA…..

Arz ky hai
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Tere GAND maro to TATTAY hilte hai
.
Ab bolo tara ra ra bolo tara ra ra


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TEACHER AND STUDENT

Teacher:
Khamoosh ho jao nhe to khara kr du ge
.
.
.
Boys:
Pehle mera pehle mera…..

FAROOQ (LDA)

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FARAZ AND YAAD

Jab bhi hoti hai kharish
Mere LUN pe Faraz
.
.
To sochta hun teri GAAND
me Hichki lagi hogi

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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DEFINATION OF WIFE

What is defination of wife
.
.
Wife is like
ZONG
One free number for life time
Raat 12 se subha 7 bje tk

RASHID (PCHSIER)

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SEXY QUESTION..?

Sunna hy k
Qurbani k janwar ko chand raat ke
Raat ko churiyan nazar aati hai
.
.
To phir Lakrkiyon ko mehndi
Ke raat ko kya nazar aata hy..?



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JISAM PR SAB JAGA….?

2NO ANKHON PE
.
2NO GALON PE
.
2BAR HONTON PE
.
1BAR GARDAN PE
.
2BAR GARDAN SE ZARA NECHE
.
SARDIYON ME
.
SOONEY SE PEHLE
.
COLD CREAM….ZROR LGAO

NOSHEENA RAZA (Lahore)

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GOOD QUESTION..?

Jb do ankhein milte hai to
Char ho jati hai
.
.
Lekin jb do dil milte hai
To ek ho jate hai
.
.
Kyu…?

Prof. DIL MIL GAE (Love Point)

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DIRTY SEXY FUNNY

Chaku kya dikhaati hai,
.
Dhar to tilwar me hai,
.
Dupatte se kya chupati hai,
.
Maal to shalwar me hai

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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PHATAN KE COLD DRINK

Agr phatan cold drink bnae
To us ka kya naam ho ga..?
.
.
.
.
.
NASWAR COLA
Kocha Cola products Pvt.Ltd

FARUKH (Karachi)

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DEFINITIONS

School:
Where papa pays & son plays
.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps u poor
All ur life so that u can die rich
.
Marriage:
It is an agreement in which
Man loses his Bachelor degree
&
women gets her Masters
.
Doctor:
A person
Who kills
Your ill
By Pill
&
Kislls u
By
Bills

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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U R BOSS

A new pagal in pagalkhana
.
“Muje paglon k boss se milna hy”
.
.
Dusra Pagal
“Ssssshhh….shoor na kro
Boss disturb ho jae ga
Wo msg parh raha hy”

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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NAJOOMI AND A BOY

Najoomi:
Beta tum bohat parho ge
.
.
Boy:
Baba G parh to mein 5 saal
Se rha hu btao pass kb hu ga

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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Adult Dirty Msgss

aDuLt sMs JoKeSs


ANTI MISBA & LULLI PROBLEM

Bubbli:
“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd
ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr
mohle k mardon ka asra na hot”

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ANTI MISBA KE SEX LIFE

Bubbli:
“Etne saalon bad mele ho,How’s ur sex life”
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
“Wohi jo school k zmane mein the….
…Ten to Twelve customers a day”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & BUBBLI

Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANGERY MAJOR ROHAIL

Major Rohail guse se:
“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”
.
Anti Misba:
“Pehle btana that ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TOOTLI ANTI MISBA

Tootli Anti Misba suit rungwany gae
Anti Misba to Rungwala
.
“Lunn walay mele choot mein aisa lunn
daalna k choot phat jaye magal lunn na nekle”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & ABORTION

Anti Misba:
“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”
.
Dr.
“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”
.
Anti Misba:
“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunah
se behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE TARAQI

Anti Misba:
“Mere husband Major Rohail ke tqraqi ho gae”
.
Bubbli:
“V.good Tuje kese pta chla”
.
Anti Misba:
“Aj un ke GAND se khoon nekl rha tha”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA “A” GRADE

Anti Misba:
“A grade chdva k lya”
.
Beti:
“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”
.
Misba:
“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”
.
Beti:
“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”

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Mr. LORA……

Kya tumhary ek ankh hai
.
Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho
.
Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho
.
Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho
.
Nahi na..?
.
Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe
Mr.Lora
Nhe bn skta

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

N.W.F.P

N=No
W=Women
F=For
P=Phatans

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GANDHI

What is common b/n
Indra Gandhi
&
Sonia Gandhi
.
Nipples of both were sucked by
Rajiv Gandhi

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TRANSLATION

Trnaslate into URDU/HINDI
.
“RAJU united his mother & Sisiter”
.
.
.
.
.
.
Raju ne us ke maa behan ek kr de

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PENIS TAG

Some one asked me to put a suitable
Instruction TAG on PENIS
.
.
.
I wrot
“Shake well before use”

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FIRST SCHOOL SEX

SON:
Dad aj mein ne school me sex kya
.
Dad:
“Wah mera beta jawan ho gya,Aao celebrate kre”
.
Son:
“Aj nhe dad aj mere gand mein both dard ho rha hai”

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FARZANA & FARAZ

Farzana BB hogae hai khuch Naraz
.
Wah wah
.
Farzana BB ho gae hai khuch Naraz
.
Q K
.
Un K Mummay daba ker bhag gya hai Faraz

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ONE TATTA

Girl during sex zor zor se hsne lgi

Boy:
Kya hova..?:
.
Girl:
Tumhara ek he TATTA hai
.
Boy:
Han doosra abi SMS parh rha hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TUMHARI BV

Ek din tere shadi ho ge
.
Phir tere BV k pait mein mera
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera
.
Hahahaha
.
Bhatija hoga
.
Shram nhi aati
Dost pr shak krte ho

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PISTOL & YOU

Mein ne suna hai kl raat kse ne
Ap ke kanpati pr PISTOL rakh dya
Ur app ko 2 option dya
.
.
Jan do
Ya
Gand do
.
.
Aj ap ko zinda dekh kr…….

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BAD TIME

Jb kse pr bura waqat aata hai to us ke sari
Family ur us k sare dost us k peche khre hote hai
.
.
.
Yakeen nhe aata to
.
.
.
Kse ke b shadi ka PHOTO dekh lo

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BAD NEWS

Bad news ab LUN pr b TAX lge ga
.
9 inch=Rs.1000
7 inch=Rs.500
5 inch=Rs250
.
Tum preshan na ho
LULLI pr koe TAX nhe

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EXPLAIN LOVE

Love kese hota hai..?
.
“L” ko pakar k
“O” ko daba k
“V” main daalo jab
“E” ke awaz aye to smjo LOVE ho gya

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APP KO MUBARAK HO

Mubarak ho Government ne app ke sun le,
.
Ab app khush ho jao
.
Market mein ek inch ke LULLI
wala condom bhe aa gya hai

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3 IMPORTANT THINGS

Machli ur larki khud phsane ka mza atta hai
.
Kse ka Lun ur Kanoon kbi hatth me na lo
.
Tatton ur nookri ko kbi laat na maro

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

POLICE & NARGIS

Police:
“Madam es pool me nahana mna hai”
.
Nargis:
“Jb mein kapre uttar rhe the tb Q nhe btya”
.
Police:
“Nahane pr pabndi hai kapre uttarne pr ne”

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HUSBANDS

At the start of a married life
Every girl treats her husband as
“GOD”
Later on
Somehow the alphabets get
“REVERSED”

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ALLAH NEGEHBAN

Aj k lye etna he
Ab hme ejazat dejye
Ap se kl phir mulaqat ho ge
Ese waqat
Ese jga
Ese network pr
Ese mobile
Ur
Ese nmber pr
Apna Khyal rakhye ga
Allah Negehban

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Superb sms messages

aDuLt sMs JoKeSs


ANTI MISBA & LULLI PROBLEM

Bubbli:
“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd
ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr
mohle k mardon ka asra na hot”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KE SEX LIFE

Bubbli:
“Etne saalon bad mele ho,How’s ur sex life”
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
“Wohi jo school k zmane mein the….
…Ten to Twelve customers a day”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & BUBBLI

Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANGERY MAJOR ROHAIL

Major Rohail guse se:
“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”
.
Anti Misba:
“Pehle btana that ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TOOTLI ANTI MISBA

Tootli Anti Misba suit rungwany gae
Anti Misba to Rungwala
.
“Lunn walay mele choot mein aisa lunn
daalna k choot phat jaye magal lunn na nekle”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & ABORTION

Anti Misba:
“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”
.
Dr.
“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”
.
Anti Misba:
“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunah
se behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE TARAQI

Anti Misba:
“Mere husband Major Rohail ke tqraqi ho gae”
.
Bubbli:
“V.good Tuje kese pta chla”
.
Anti Misba:
“Aj un ke GAND se khoon nekl rha tha”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA “A” GRADE

Anti Misba:
“A grade chdva k lya”
.
Beti:
“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”
.
Misba:
“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”
.
Beti:
“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”

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Mr. LORA……

Kya tumhary ek ankh hai
.
Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho
.
Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho
.
Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho
.
Nahi na..?
.
Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe
Mr.Lora
Nhe bn skta

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

N.W.F.P

N=No
W=Women
F=For
P=Phatans

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GANDHI

What is common b/n
Indra Gandhi
&
Sonia Gandhi
.
Nipples of both were sucked by
Rajiv Gandhi

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TRANSLATION

Trnaslate into URDU/HINDI
.
“RAJU united his mother & Sisiter”
.
.
.
.
.
.
Raju ne us ke maa behan ek kr de

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PENIS TAG

Some one asked me to put a suitable
Instruction TAG on PENIS
.
.
.
I wrot
“Shake well before use”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FIRST SCHOOL SEX

SON:
Dad aj mein ne school me sex kya
.
Dad:
“Wah mera beta jawan ho gya,Aao celebrate kre”
.
Son:
“Aj nhe dad aj mere gand mein both dard ho rha hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARZANA & FARAZ

Farzana BB hogae hai khuch Naraz
.
Wah wah
.
Farzana BB ho gae hai khuch Naraz
.
Q K
.
Un K Mummay daba ker bhag gya hai Faraz

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ONE TATTA

Girl during sex zor zor se hsne lgi

Boy:
Kya hova..?:
.
Girl:
Tumhara ek he TATTA hai
.
Boy:
Han doosra abi SMS parh rha hai

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TUMHARI BV

Ek din tere shadi ho ge
.
Phir tere BV k pait mein mera
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera
.
Hahahaha
.
Bhatija hoga
.
Shram nhi aati
Dost pr shak krte ho

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PISTOL & YOU

Mein ne suna hai kl raat kse ne
Ap ke kanpati pr PISTOL rakh dya
Ur app ko 2 option dya
.
.
Jan do
Ya
Gand do
.
.
Aj ap ko zinda dekh kr…….

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BAD TIME

Jb kse pr bura waqat aata hai to us ke sari
Family ur us k sare dost us k peche khre hote hai
.
.
.
Yakeen nhe aata to
.
.
.
Kse ke b shadi ka PHOTO dekh lo

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BAD NEWS

Bad news ab LUN pr b TAX lge ga
.
9 inch=Rs.1000
7 inch=Rs.500
5 inch=Rs250
.
Tum preshan na ho
LULLI pr koe TAX nhe

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EXPLAIN LOVE

Love kese hota hai..?
.
“L” ko pakar k
“O” ko daba k
“V” main daalo jab
“E” ke awaz aye to smjo LOVE ho gya

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APP KO MUBARAK HO

Mubarak ho Government ne app ke sun le,
.
Ab app khush ho jao
.
Market mein ek inch ke LULLI
wala condom bhe aa gya hai

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3 IMPORTANT THINGS

Machli ur larki khud phsane ka mza atta hai
.
Kse ka Lun ur Kanoon kbi hatth me na lo
.
Tatton ur nookri ko kbi laat na maro

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POLICE & NARGIS

Police:
“Madam es pool me nahana mna hai”
.
Nargis:
“Jb mein kapre uttar rhe the tb Q nhe btya”
.
Police:
“Nahane pr pabndi hai kapre uttarne pr ne”

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HUSBANDS

At the start of a married life
Every girl treats her husband as
“GOD”
Later on
Somehow the alphabets get
“REVERSED”

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ALLAH NEGEHBAN

Aj k lye etna he
Ab hme ejazat dejye
Ap se kl phir mulaqat ho ge
Ese waqat
Ese jga
Ese network pr
Ese mobile
Ur
Ese nmber pr
Apna Khyal rakhye ga
Allah Negehban

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