Adult Dirty Msgss

aDuLt sMs JoKeSs


ANTI MISBA & LULLI PROBLEM

Bubbli:
“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd
ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr
mohle k mardon ka asra na hot”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KE SEX LIFE

Bubbli:
“Etne saalon bad mele ho,How’s ur sex life”
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
“Wohi jo school k zmane mein the….
…Ten to Twelve customers a day”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & BUBBLI

Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANGERY MAJOR ROHAIL

Major Rohail guse se:
“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”
.
Anti Misba:
“Pehle btana that ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TOOTLI ANTI MISBA

Tootli Anti Misba suit rungwany gae
Anti Misba to Rungwala
.
“Lunn walay mele choot mein aisa lunn
daalna k choot phat jaye magal lunn na nekle”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & ABORTION

Anti Misba:
“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”
.
Dr.
“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”
.
Anti Misba:
“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunah
se behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE TARAQI

Anti Misba:
“Mere husband Major Rohail ke tqraqi ho gae”
.
Bubbli:
“V.good Tuje kese pta chla”
.
Anti Misba:
“Aj un ke GAND se khoon nekl rha tha”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA “A” GRADE

Anti Misba:
“A grade chdva k lya”
.
Beti:
“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”
.
Misba:
“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”
.
Beti:
“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”

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Mr. LORA……

Kya tumhary ek ankh hai
.
Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho
.
Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho
.
Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho
.
Nahi na..?
.
Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe
Mr.Lora
Nhe bn skta

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

N.W.F.P

N=No
W=Women
F=For
P=Phatans

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GANDHI

What is common b/n
Indra Gandhi
&
Sonia Gandhi
.
Nipples of both were sucked by
Rajiv Gandhi

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TRANSLATION

Trnaslate into URDU/HINDI
.
“RAJU united his mother & Sisiter”
.
.
.
.
.
.
Raju ne us ke maa behan ek kr de

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PENIS TAG

Some one asked me to put a suitable
Instruction TAG on PENIS
.
.
.
I wrot
“Shake well before use”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FIRST SCHOOL SEX

SON:
Dad aj mein ne school me sex kya
.
Dad:
“Wah mera beta jawan ho gya,Aao celebrate kre”
.
Son:
“Aj nhe dad aj mere gand mein both dard ho rha hai”

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FARZANA & FARAZ

Farzana BB hogae hai khuch Naraz
.
Wah wah
.
Farzana BB ho gae hai khuch Naraz
.
Q K
.
Un K Mummay daba ker bhag gya hai Faraz

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ONE TATTA

Girl during sex zor zor se hsne lgi

Boy:
Kya hova..?:
.
Girl:
Tumhara ek he TATTA hai
.
Boy:
Han doosra abi SMS parh rha hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TUMHARI BV

Ek din tere shadi ho ge
.
Phir tere BV k pait mein mera
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera
.
Hahahaha
.
Bhatija hoga
.
Shram nhi aati
Dost pr shak krte ho

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PISTOL & YOU

Mein ne suna hai kl raat kse ne
Ap ke kanpati pr PISTOL rakh dya
Ur app ko 2 option dya
.
.
Jan do
Ya
Gand do
.
.
Aj ap ko zinda dekh kr…….

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BAD TIME

Jb kse pr bura waqat aata hai to us ke sari
Family ur us k sare dost us k peche khre hote hai
.
.
.
Yakeen nhe aata to
.
.
.
Kse ke b shadi ka PHOTO dekh lo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BAD NEWS

Bad news ab LUN pr b TAX lge ga
.
9 inch=Rs.1000
7 inch=Rs.500
5 inch=Rs250
.
Tum preshan na ho
LULLI pr koe TAX nhe

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

EXPLAIN LOVE

Love kese hota hai..?
.
“L” ko pakar k
“O” ko daba k
“V” main daalo jab
“E” ke awaz aye to smjo LOVE ho gya

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

APP KO MUBARAK HO

Mubarak ho Government ne app ke sun le,
.
Ab app khush ho jao
.
Market mein ek inch ke LULLI
wala condom bhe aa gya hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

3 IMPORTANT THINGS

Machli ur larki khud phsane ka mza atta hai
.
Kse ka Lun ur Kanoon kbi hatth me na lo
.
Tatton ur nookri ko kbi laat na maro

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

POLICE & NARGIS

Police:
“Madam es pool me nahana mna hai”
.
Nargis:
“Jb mein kapre uttar rhe the tb Q nhe btya”
.
Police:
“Nahane pr pabndi hai kapre uttarne pr ne”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

HUSBANDS

At the start of a married life
Every girl treats her husband as
“GOD”
Later on
Somehow the alphabets get
“REVERSED”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ALLAH NEGEHBAN

Aj k lye etna he
Ab hme ejazat dejye
Ap se kl phir mulaqat ho ge
Ese waqat
Ese jga
Ese network pr
Ese mobile
Ur
Ese nmber pr
Apna Khyal rakhye ga
Allah Negehban

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Superb sms messages

aDuLt sMs JoKeSs


ANTI MISBA & LULLI PROBLEM

Bubbli:
“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd
ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr
mohle k mardon ka asra na hot”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KE SEX LIFE

Bubbli:
“Etne saalon bad mele ho,How’s ur sex life”
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
“Wohi jo school k zmane mein the….
…Ten to Twelve customers a day”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & BUBBLI

Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANGERY MAJOR ROHAIL

Major Rohail guse se:
“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”
.
Anti Misba:
“Pehle btana that ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TOOTLI ANTI MISBA

Tootli Anti Misba suit rungwany gae
Anti Misba to Rungwala
.
“Lunn walay mele choot mein aisa lunn
daalna k choot phat jaye magal lunn na nekle”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & ABORTION

Anti Misba:
“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”
.
Dr.
“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”
.
Anti Misba:
“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunah
se behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE TARAQI

Anti Misba:
“Mere husband Major Rohail ke tqraqi ho gae”
.
Bubbli:
“V.good Tuje kese pta chla”
.
Anti Misba:
“Aj un ke GAND se khoon nekl rha tha”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA “A” GRADE

Anti Misba:
“A grade chdva k lya”
.
Beti:
“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”
.
Misba:
“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”
.
Beti:
“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Mr. LORA……

Kya tumhary ek ankh hai
.
Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho
.
Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho
.
Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho
.
Nahi na..?
.
Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe
Mr.Lora
Nhe bn skta

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

N.W.F.P

N=No
W=Women
F=For
P=Phatans

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GANDHI

What is common b/n
Indra Gandhi
&
Sonia Gandhi
.
Nipples of both were sucked by
Rajiv Gandhi

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TRANSLATION

Trnaslate into URDU/HINDI
.
“RAJU united his mother & Sisiter”
.
.
.
.
.
.
Raju ne us ke maa behan ek kr de

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PENIS TAG

Some one asked me to put a suitable
Instruction TAG on PENIS
.
.
.
I wrot
“Shake well before use”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FIRST SCHOOL SEX

SON:
Dad aj mein ne school me sex kya
.
Dad:
“Wah mera beta jawan ho gya,Aao celebrate kre”
.
Son:
“Aj nhe dad aj mere gand mein both dard ho rha hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARZANA & FARAZ

Farzana BB hogae hai khuch Naraz
.
Wah wah
.
Farzana BB ho gae hai khuch Naraz
.
Q K
.
Un K Mummay daba ker bhag gya hai Faraz

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ONE TATTA

Girl during sex zor zor se hsne lgi

Boy:
Kya hova..?:
.
Girl:
Tumhara ek he TATTA hai
.
Boy:
Han doosra abi SMS parh rha hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TUMHARI BV

Ek din tere shadi ho ge
.
Phir tere BV k pait mein mera
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera
.
Hahahaha
.
Bhatija hoga
.
Shram nhi aati
Dost pr shak krte ho

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PISTOL & YOU

Mein ne suna hai kl raat kse ne
Ap ke kanpati pr PISTOL rakh dya
Ur app ko 2 option dya
.
.
Jan do
Ya
Gand do
.
.
Aj ap ko zinda dekh kr…….

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BAD TIME

Jb kse pr bura waqat aata hai to us ke sari
Family ur us k sare dost us k peche khre hote hai
.
.
.
Yakeen nhe aata to
.
.
.
Kse ke b shadi ka PHOTO dekh lo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BAD NEWS

Bad news ab LUN pr b TAX lge ga
.
9 inch=Rs.1000
7 inch=Rs.500
5 inch=Rs250
.
Tum preshan na ho
LULLI pr koe TAX nhe

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

EXPLAIN LOVE

Love kese hota hai..?
.
“L” ko pakar k
“O” ko daba k
“V” main daalo jab
“E” ke awaz aye to smjo LOVE ho gya

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

APP KO MUBARAK HO

Mubarak ho Government ne app ke sun le,
.
Ab app khush ho jao
.
Market mein ek inch ke LULLI
wala condom bhe aa gya hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

3 IMPORTANT THINGS

Machli ur larki khud phsane ka mza atta hai
.
Kse ka Lun ur Kanoon kbi hatth me na lo
.
Tatton ur nookri ko kbi laat na maro

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

POLICE & NARGIS

Police:
“Madam es pool me nahana mna hai”
.
Nargis:
“Jb mein kapre uttar rhe the tb Q nhe btya”
.
Police:
“Nahane pr pabndi hai kapre uttarne pr ne”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

HUSBANDS

At the start of a married life
Every girl treats her husband as
“GOD”
Later on
Somehow the alphabets get
“REVERSED”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ALLAH NEGEHBAN

Aj k lye etna he
Ab hme ejazat dejye
Ap se kl phir mulaqat ho ge
Ese waqat
Ese jga
Ese network pr
Ese mobile
Ur
Ese nmber pr
Apna Khyal rakhye ga
Allah Negehban

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GaRaMmm MaSaaALaa

AdULt SmS jOkEs


THE HALWA RECIPIE

Major Rohail ke BV Halwa le kar mehmaan
k saamney Nangi aagiy
.
Major Rohail :
“Bewakuf Jahil aurat ye kya hai”
.
Anti Misba :
“Recipie book mein lekha tha
SERVE IT HOT WITHOUT DRESSING”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

THE TRACKER

Major Rohail ne apni mashuqa mein Tracker
lga dya,ta k pta chle k wo khee jati to nhe
.
Aftr 1 month
.
Tracker company fee……….Rs.1000
.
.
.
.
Bike Petrol……………….Rs.16,000

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NORMAL SEX LIFE

Anti Misba :
“Dr. when can I resume normal sexual life?”
.
Doctor(surprisingly) :
“ U R the first one to ask me this
question after TONSILS operation”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

XXX MOVIE

Major sab today I saw ur daughter in a XXX movie
.
Major Rohail :
“Ghuse se! Sali,Kuttya,Haramzadi,Gashti….
Muje to kehti thi ROLE nhe mila”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

POCKET MONEY

Anti Misba to Kunwari Pregnant Beti
.
“Pehle tu muje un pyso ka hesaab de jo tu
pocket money leti thi ur kehti thi k
condoms & birth control pills pr khrch ho gae”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I THINK SHE’S CHEATING ON ME

Major Rohail :
“Dr. sab muje shaq hai k mere
mashuqa kse ur se chudvati hai”
.
Doctor :
“Ap ke mehbooba ka naam…?”
.
Major Rohail :
“Us ka naam Misba hai”
.
Doctor :
“Kmal hai 16 ur larko ko bhe
Misba se yhe shekayt hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NOT USED ONCED

Major Rohail ne apni BV ke phudi mein
COUNTER fit kr dya
.
Jb wo Jung se waps aya to counter 000 pr tha
.
Wo both khush hova ur dukandar
ko counter waps krne chla gya
.
Major Rohail
“Ye lo ek dfa bhe use nhe hove”
.
Dukandar :
“Sir ye 999 dfa use ho k 000 ho gya hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NEW SMS LAW

National Assembly has passed a bill under SMS act 7,
according to which changing or altering a SMS msg
B4 forwarding it is illegal
(Ministry SMS msgs)
(Preserve SMS act 7)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

CHALANGE FOR YOU

Chlng 4 U
Wo kon se cheez hai js ka
Na sir hai na Pao
Na koe Tuk
Na koe Ehmeyat
Bilkul Fazool
Ap ko mele to ap khush ho ge
Ur dosro k sath share kro ge
.
.
.
.
Answer:
YE SMS MSG

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

APP AYE HMARE GHAR

App aye hmare ghar

Wah wah wah

App aye hmare ghar

Kbhe hm ap ko dekhte hai
Ur
Kbhe apne LUN ko

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

KEY PAD

1 2abc 3def

4ghi 5jkl 6mno

7pqrs 8tuv 9wxyz

*+ 0 #

Ye lo keypad bheja hai
Mobile khud khred lo
Ur phir
Muje SMS ya call kro

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SLAP THE SHIT OUT

Major Rohail was fucking Anti Misba
During sex he urinated in her vaging
Anti slaped the shit out of him
&
Said
“U ass hole ! how dare u urinate
at a public place”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I AM A VIRGIN

Anti Misba : I am virgin

Major Rohail : I will check first thn marry you

Anti Misba : Believe me honey! I m a virgin ,
16 boys have already checked”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TAAZZA TAREEN NEWS

Anti Misba ne aj tk LUN nhe dekha
.
Kyo…?
.
.
.
“Jo b customer ata hai,
Aata hai light bujata hai,
Ur uss pr char jata hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BILL PAYMENT

Ding Dong

Anti Misba : Kon hai….?

Mein G doodh wala bill k pyse de do

Anti Misba : “Kal aana aah ohh ahh abi Akhbar
aah ooh aah abi Akhbar wale aah
ohh aah ka bill de rhe hu”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA POEM

Ek hai shma sb hai parvene,
Misba tre phudi k lakho dewane,

Tere phudi hai gheri khaiy,
Tu ne hai sb se chudvai,

Misba tere mummay pyare,
Uff! Ye tere phudi k nzare,

Misba ke phudi ek sumndar,
Ktne dale LUN tu ne andar,

Khushkhbri sun SMS dulare,
Ab
Beti b dekhay ge johar sare,
Ho gae na vaare neyare,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

24 Hrs 7 DAYS A WEEK

1-Airports
.
2-News Channels
.
3-Gas Stations
.
4-Inter Net
.
5-Railway
.
6-Dehli Gate
Red Light Area
(Anti Misba)
.
7-Hosptls
.
8-ATM
.
9-Telecom
.
&
.
10-My SMS msgs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NEIGHBOR BOY

Girl: Mom ye neighbors ka larka
roz muje LUN dekha k bhag jata hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mom: Sala bohat harami hai apne baap pr gya hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A BOMB BLAST

Choot Chowk pr bomb blast,
20 phudia halak,
10 lun zakhmi,
22 topay khul gae,
40 mummay la pta,
Police ne
19 tattay pkr lye
Baki frar
SMS milte he under ground
Ho jao

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


ASHWARYA

Anti Misba ne Amitab Bchn ko larki supply ke

Ashwarya ne ehtjaj kya…..

Kyo…?

Ashwrya ka kehna hai k BIG B ke
family me wo apni jga kse ko nhe lene de ge

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


LADIES TOILET

Major Rohail jaldi se bhag k
ladies toilet mein ghus gya

Anti Misba chillaai
“Madar chod ye ladies toilet hai”

Major Rohail
“Pant uttar k bola ye b ladies k lye he hai”

Major saab k deikh k
Sab ladies ke hassi nekal gae

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


DONKEY PROTEST

Major Rohail ko Kargil ke jung mein ghadari krne
k jurm mein muu kala kr k ghadhay pr betha dya

Ghadhay ne ejtjaj kya

Kyo?

Ghaday ke b koe self respect hoti hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BEGHAIRAT

Height of Begharity
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Apni beti ka rape hote dekh kr
Major Rohail ka bhe LUND
Khara ho gya

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BACHPAN K DIN

Bachpan k din b kitne hassen the,

Jb who khela krte the,

Anti Misba lolly pop ke zid krte the,
Ur
Major Rohail apni patn ke zip khool
k mna lya krta tha

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANJUMAN TAATE BACHAO
Tareekh K ayene me!

Zamana qadeem se tatton ko qadar ki nigha se
nai dekha gya ur un ko asal mukaam nhe dya gya

Ye ek haqiqat hai k kamyab LUN k
peeche tatton ka zoor hota hai

Tatton ko ehtram ka mukaam delane k lye
“ANJUMAN TATTEE BACHAO”
Ka qayam amal me laya gya hai

Tmam tatte 30 January 2009 ko
Mulk geer tehreek shuru kr rhe hai

App ke bharpur shirkat lazami hai

Umeed hai app jese AZEEM TATTE ki
shirkat se baqi tattoo ko bohat hosla mele ga

Thank You
Chairman
“Anjuman Tatte Bchao”
MJ ROHAIL

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HARD WORKING GIRLS

Research K mutabiq girls jo hai wo
boys se zyada Mehnati hoti hai
.
.
.
.
Kyo K 100 mein se 10 girls
Naturally khubsoorat hoti hai
.
.
.
.
Ur baqi apni Mehnat se….
(NO offence girls wahabi loves u all)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



MULTI BOY FRIENDS

JAZZ BF: Hello darling
Girl : Aur Sunao

U-Fone BF : Kya tumhare dil mein main hu?
Girl : Tum he to ho

ZONG BF : Tmhe chand kho k phool kho?
Girl : Sab keh do

TELENOR BF : Kya hr larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl : Yahi hai dhun sab ke

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

HUMAN STYLE

Ek kutta dosre se
“Oy! Aj kl jha rash ho wha ne jaya kr”

2nd Kutta
“Wo kyo…?”

1st Kutta
“Saaly, Agr bomb blast ho gya to
tu INSAAN ke moat mary ga”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GIRLS CAN’T DO

Aisa kon sa kaam hai jo 5 girls ek sath nhe
kr skte…….Lekin 5 boys ek sath kr skte hai
.
.
.
.
.
Ek he BAALTI mein SUU SUU
Ha ha ha ha ha

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PERFECT EXAMPLE

TENSION : When BV is prgnent

TERROR : When Girlfrnd is pregnant

HORROR : When both are pregnant

TRADEDY : When u r not responsible for both

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

SARDAR G & Dr.

Doctor
“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”

Sardar
“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

JUST BORN

A just born baby was laughing with it’s tinny finguers closed,
The confused pediatrician unfolded his fingures and found…..
.
.
.
.
A birth control pill

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DOSTY K SHOOLAY

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho,

Kal mai aj jaisi koi bat ho na ho

Ap ke DOSTY hamesha es
Dil mai rahe ge,

Chahy app mai
INSAANO wali koi baat ho na ho

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GIRLS OR BALLS

16 to 21
“Like a football, ek k peche 22 log”

21 to 30
“Like a cricket ball, ek k hath mein
aati hai ur baqi talya bjate hai”

30 to 40
“Ye to larki nhe aurat hoti hai,
tennis ball ke trha,
ek kehta hai tu rakh
ur
dosra kehta hai ye le tu rakh”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


MAJOR KESE BNA…?

Major Rohail
Tum dusro se chudvati kuo ho

Anti Misba
Tum Army mein gand marvate kyo ho

Major Rohail
Mein Major ese he to nhe bna

Anti Misba
Ghar mein LCD,DVD,A.C,T.V b ese he
to nhe aye

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

JUNG KA MEEDAN

Major Rohail ke maa boarder pr
apni tange khool k leet gae

Nxt day in news

Two Pirthvi meezail
&
Three Akash tanks
MISSING

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MNA

MNA
Tum ne muj se bewafai ktni dfa ke hai

BV
Sirf 3 bar

MNA
Kb kb ?

BV
1st time jb ap ka operation hona the to
Doctor se chudvai the

2nd time jb app jail me the to judge
se chudvai the

MNA
Ur 3dr time?

BV
Wo g jb ap ne MNA banna tha ur ap k pass
76 seats kum the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GAND ME UNGLE

Anti Misba apne bache ke gand
Mein ungli de rhe the

Major Rohail
Ye kya kr rhe ho..?

Anti Misba
Army k ENTRY test ke tyari krva rhe ho

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANGERY FARAZ

Un se kehdo k yunh hr baat
Pr hum se rutha na kry Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kse din meter ghoom gya
to bund maar de ge hum

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Rs.101

Mj Rohail
Pysa chaheye jao phudi mrvao

Anti Misba
OK

Nxt day

Anti Misba
Ye lo Rs.101

Mj Rohail
100 rupya to smj ata hai
ye 1 rupya ks ne dya?

Atni Misba
G sab logo ne ek ek dya

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


GENERAL KYANI

Gerneral Kyani
Army wale ghadaron ke maaa chood de ge
.
.
.
.
Major Rohail
Sir Army wha jae ge ya mein apni maaa ko yha lao

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

SPELLING MISTAKE

Lot of Aunties crowded a bookshop cause of a
Spelling mistake in an add which read
.
.
.
Special offer
Get new BOOBS in exchange of old ones…

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


GANG RAPE OF ANTI MISBA

Judge sab ye 40 larke the ur mein 1

20 ne gand mari
20 ne phudi mari
20 ne muu me dala

Judge
Ye to 60 ho gae

Anti Misba
Judge sab baki 20 ne pyse deye the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MECHANICAL ENGINEER

Ek mechanical engineer
Ke BV ke delivery hoe

Us ne husbnd ko SMS kya
Mubarak ho apka spare part aa gya hai

Husband ne reply kya
NUT hai ya BOLT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FAIL YA PASS

1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k
“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”
aur
“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”
.
Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya
.
tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Enak & Lrki

Teacher: Lrki or enak me kya cheez mushtrik hy?
.
.
.
Student: Miss istemal k wakt dono ke tangei kholni prti hein

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Mza Dubala

Ek Hakeem ne pthan ke bemari ka ilaj aurat ka dudh tjveez kya.
Bri mushkil se ek aurat ko razi kya.

Dudh pilate hue ek aurat garam ho gye
Us ne sexy awaz bna kr pucha: kuch aur b chahye tu btao

Pthan: Agr sath busicuit b mil jaen tu mza dubala ho jye ge


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Family Business

Ap ke beti k kmre se ye teen cheezei mili hein

2,3 mobiles
kuch condoms
6,7 sim
chand xxx CDs
larko k numbr

Bubbli: Family business mei help krna konsa jurm hy?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Male or Female

R u male or Female?
Answer k lea niche dekhein
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
oh no dear ! Yaha nae apne niche.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


If u r Pregnant


Read this only if u r pregnant !
.
.
.
.
R u pregnant?

Nhe na?
.
then y r u reading this msg? Shoq tu dekho amma ban ne ka :P

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Bubbli,penty aur jiju

Bubbli mini skirt mei jiju k pas aa kr boli

“jiju! Dekhye to, jhukne se mri penti dikhti hy kya?

.
.
.
Jija g: pehle penty pehn tu lo phir dekhana

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Condom in Urdu

Define condom in urdu
.
.
.
Rabar ka chikna ghilaf-e-uzwy tanassul
baraye bandish e afzaish e nasal
.
.
Urdu bol k geo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Chaska hot SmS

aDuLt sMs JoKeSs


Sexy Teacher

A sexy girl goes to a school for a job.
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?
Girl: No i can teach only dalo g and nikaalo g..
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FARAZ ON CONDOMS

Hamaray sabar ki inteha kiya dekhtey ho FARAZ.....

Woh hum se CONDOM mangwa rahi thi kisi or k liye.....!

………………………………………………………………………………

Food diminishing Women’s sex

Finally scientists have discovered a food
that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%

.
.
.

.
.
It’s called the Wedding Cake

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New Abbreviations
PIA = Pain In Ur Ass
USA = Under Skirts Activities
PUMA = Press Untill Milk Arrive
ARAB = After Rape Apply Balm
CUBA = Caught Under Bra Area

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Himmat vs Haddi

Arz hai,
"Na Himmat muj may hai,
na meri haddi me hai;
Na himmat muj may hai,na mere haddi me..
Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke meri chaddi me hai.


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hahahahah

Tum BALWAN ho to apne BAL se..
Tum DHANWAN ho to apne DHAN se.
Tum SUNDAR ho to apne TAN se.
Tum KOMAL ho to apne MAN se..
Par tum jo bhi ho mere LAND se

…………………………………………………………………….

BUBBLI or BCHPAN K DIN

YAAD aate hai BACHPAN ke wo HASiN DiN
Jab BUBBLI or Ham MASTi kiya karte the
BUBBLI LOLiPOP k Liye ROYA karte the

HUM apni CHADI KHOL kar BABBLI MANA Liya karte the

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Kudrat aur Kismat

Kya diya kudrat ne zamane ko?
EK diya ghusane ko,
do diya dabane ko,
par kismat ke bat hy MAJOR Rohail k
tuje
.
.
.
.
milta hai sirf hilane ko....

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Malam aur Land

Sardar ki GAND par chot lagi,
woh aaina rakh kar malam laga raha tha
utne me uska land khada ho gaya
to sardar bola niche beth ye apni hi gand hai
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MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE

AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE

Mon:
Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard

Tue:
Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs

Wed:
5,6&7 r ur lucky #s
So keep a measuring tape with u

Thu:
It’s gud day 4 u to achieve sm thng new,
So try to practice with a bigger banana

Fri:
It’s a dull day,all boys busy in Juma prayer

Sat:
2nyt is gud 4 SEX

Sun:
U will get Gud news tht u r not pregnent

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PHUDI

All the girls with ZERO METER Phudi plz stand up

All the girls with SMALL Phudi plz raise ur hand

All the girls with MEDIUM Phudi say YES

All the girls with LARGE Phudi plz leave the room

All the girls with EXTRA LARGE phudi plz
.
.
PLZ
.
.
PLZ
.
.
Plz stop reading this SMS

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ZARURAT-E-RISHTA

ZARURAT-E-RISHTA

Anti Misba

Age 45

Divorced after 30 years of marriage

NO kids

Still Virgin/Zero meter
(Medical Certificate Attached)

X-Wife of
.
.
.
.
PHATAN Major

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WORK n WORK (ok)

Saira:
Maa I m going to work,Suba waps aao ge

Aunti Misba:
No,NO,nhe I can let u do this,
Abi to tere phudi ur gand se
last time wale stiches b nhe khule

Saira:
Maa stiches phudi ur gand pr hai,
Pr naa to muu pr stiches hai
UR na he daanto pr braices …..

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BIG SIZE

All the people with BIG size LUN plz stand up
.
All the people with MEDIUM size LUN plz raise ur hands
.
All the people with SMALL size LUN please leave the room
.
All the people with EXTRA SMALL size LUN plz
.
.
.
PLZ
.
PLZ
.
Plz stop reading this SMS

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Biology Teacher

Biology Teacher:
Boys can u tell me exactly where ur heart is?
.
.
.
.
ALL BOYS SHOUTED LOUDLY
.
.
“Aunti MISBA K PASS”

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STAGE DANCE

Anti Misba ne stage pr aa kr dance kya
Sbne taali bjai
Anti Misba ne kapre uttar k dance kya
Kse ne talli nhe bjai
.
.
.
Ek haath se talli nhe bjti

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KHIRKI

Parrosi to Major Rohail:
Raat teri khirki khilli C
Me bhabi de te tera SEX scene veikh lya,

Major Rohail: Lay haath sutt,Me ty raati ghar e nhe C

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WIVES

Satna’s BV
Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV
Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV
Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV
OY! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

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NURSE MISBA

Police: Why u fuck Nurse Misba?

Major Rohail:
Hospital said during delivery procedure NURSE MISBA will b ur mid wife

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MUSIBAT KA WAQT

Major Rohail:
Pta hai musibat k waqt Gadhe
ko b baap bnana pra hai

Aunti Misba:
Bhaee himat hy tumhari maa ke jo maan jati hai
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F.I.R

Major Rohail ur Misba ke shadi hoe

Mjor k khlaf Dehli Gate k logo ne Police me case kr dya

Why?
.
.
.
.
Major Hmare Mohale ke RONAK le gya saala


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TANGE UR KHOLO


Major Rohail:
Aah aah tange kholo
ur kholo,ur ur zyada kholo
.
Aunti Misba:
Ab kya TATTE b andr dalne hai
.
Major Rohail:
Nhe waps bahir nekalne hai
......……………………………................................................

Pakar lo na…

Pakar

Pakar

Hath mein Pakar

Daba mt

Oh ho Qatray gir rhe hai

Jaldi se mu me daal le

Aaha

Ab bta mza aya na…?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
“RASGULLA KHANE KA”
..............…………………………………………...............................

Horse & Chicken

Horse n Chick were good frnds
1 day Horse fell into river
Chick called a farmer,
who used his BMW to lift the horse
Aftr sm days,chick fell into the river
Horse lowered his DICK & pulled the chick out
MORAL:
If u hv big dick,u don’t need BMW to pick up chicks

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Kind Hearted

Bubbli : Wana Fuck?

Major Rohail : No I do not fuck unmarried girls

Bubbly : Why?
.
.
.
.
.
Major Rohail : Muje khoon khraba psnd nhi




...……………………........................................................................

Sexy Msgs

AdULt SmS jOkEsS


Tax Collection

Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax

Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use

………………………..…………………………………………………………..

Faraz & Major Rohail

Ham ne tu usay ajnabi smjha tha Faraz

Pr wo Major Rohail tu meri he najaez aulaad nikli

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Information & Data

Whats the difference b/w Information & Data

An information is 362436
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
&
.
.

A data is
36-24-36

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Manstural Cycle

Major Rohail : Want to fuck

Misba: I m having manstural cycle

Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70

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Chicken & Baby

Difference b/w
Chicken
&
baby
.
.
.
.
Chicken is result of patiently sitting hen
&
Baby is result of impatiently standing cock

…………………………………………………………………………….

Snow storm & men

What is common b/w
men
&
snow storm

U never know when they are coming
.
How many inches u will get
.
How long they will last

………………………………………………………………………….

Cycle & Gashti

Difference b/w

Cycle
&
Gashti

Jo sb larko k sath sex kre wo cycle
Jo sb k sath kre ur app k sath nhe wo gashti

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Four animals & a women

Four animals found in women’s panty
A pussy,
Hare,
an ass
&
.
.
.
occasionally a cock

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Types of Women’s sex

Women hv 4 types of sex

Asthmatic: ahh ah oh oh aah
Obedient: ya yes oh yes yes
Greedy: more,more,plz more
Religious: oh God, oh God, oh Oh God

……………………………………………………………………………..

Bill Clinton & His grl frnd

What did Bill Clinton said
when he was accused of copying home work from his grl frnd at oxford

“” I don’t hv any textual relation with tht woman””

…………………………………………………………………………

Bulb or Bowling Ball

What would u rather b a bulb or a bowling ball?

It depends if u would like to

Get screwed
Or
Fingered

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Send me SMS

Santa
Banta
Fazaz
Major Rohail
Sardar
Pathan
Anti Misba
Nargis
Malika Shirawat
Zardari
Musharaf
Bubbli
Pappu

K bad ab apke bari b a skti hy
Is lye jaldi jaldi

Sms kro

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Qaumi Versa

SmS heroes
Santa, Banta,
Pthan,
Major Rohail,
Sardar,
Zardari,
Anti Misba,
Nargis,
Bubbli,
Malika Shirawat,
Musharaf
Hmara Qaumi versa hein
in ka ehtram tm pr wajib hy

…………..…..……………………………………………………..

2008 SMS Awards

10th- Santa Banta
9th-Musharaf
8th- Major Rohail
7th- Pathan
6th- Anti Misba
5th- Nargis
4th- Saradr
3rd-Zardari
2nd- Bush
.
.
who’s 1st
.
.
.
1st- Faraz

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Right Hand

Ur B.v is ur right hand
But when ur b.v is gone

Ur right hand neighbour becomes ur b.v

When ur right hand neighbor is also gone

Ur right hand becomes ur b.v

……………………………………………………………………………

Next Morning


What did Major Rohail said to his wife after suhag raat sex?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Allah de vaste svere shareeke nu na dessei,
nae ta mre bari bisti hoe ge

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Up & Down
Up
n
Down
Oh no
Up
Up
And
Up
Oh good
Down
Down
Down
Stop
Oh not again
Up
Up
Up
Oper
Niche
Oper
Niche
Shit yar
Ye gas ur petrol k price kbe upper kbe niche

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Bubbli on Suhagraat

Husband- jaanu apko aj sex kr k kesa lga

.
.
.
Bubbli- bssss college ke yad aa gye ;)

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Tight Phuddi

kya apke phuddi tight hy?

Bubbli: khudi check kr lo,
eg unli dalo, dusri ungli dalo,
hath dalo,
gud dusra hath dalo,
ab taali bjao………
nhe bajti na?
Dekha meri kitni tight hy

………………………………………………………………………………….


Types of Women sex:

Women hv 4 types of sex

Asthematic- ahhh ahh ohh ah ahhhhh

Obedient- yess yess yaaa ys yesss

Greedy- more,more,more,plz more

Religious- oh God.....oh God,Oh God

_________________________________________________
Major Rohail & MIlking Machine


Major Rohail tried cow's milking machine on his penis

He had a lot of fun, but when he was unable to remove it

He got faint after reading manual

""Autorelease after 5 liters""

__________________________________________

Major Rohail & Wife

Major Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa

Anti Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai
________________________________________________
Jaadugar

Anti Misba with open legs Asked Rohail to fuck her

Anti Misba: Hmara bacha hoga tu hm uska kya nam rkhein ge???
Major Rohail Condom pehente charhate hue bola:

Agr ab b ho gya tu Jaadugar
__________________________________________

__________________________________________________

Fucking Malika Shirawat

Whats the difference b/w
Fucking Malika Shrawat and Fucking Major Rohail’s mom

When you fuck Malika Shrawat
She get paid
But
When u fuck Major Rohail’s mom
U get paid
________________________________________________________

No Rishta

Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu

Major Rohail: okay
Lets start with kisses

__________________________________________________

Sex ka Maza

Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy
Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa

Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din
Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai

___________________________________________

Adult Sms Jokes Masalaa

aDuLt sMs JoKeSs


WAAH WAAH

Ap ay hmare ghar

Wah wah

Ap ay hmare ghar

Wah wah

Kabhi hm apko dekhte hein
Kbhe apne Lun ko

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

JAEDAT KA CASE
.
Anti Misba
“” Judge sab jaedat ka
90% hisa muje milna chahye kyo k
90% customer mere hein

aur

Sirf Pathan customer Rohail k hein””

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MY LUN & MY DOST


What is common b/w
My Lun
&
My dost
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mera Lun mera dost hy
Aur
Mera dost mera Lun hy

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

CUSTOMER RELATION

Major Rohail: ma ye kya kr rhe ho????

Maa: Beta customer se chudva rhe hu

Mj Rohail: Mei tmhe esa nhe krne du ga

Maa: kyu?

Mj Rohail: Ye customer hmesha udhar kr jata hy

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BLACK HOLE

Name one thing on planet earth
which is similar to black hole in space
.
.
.
.
.
.
Anti Misba ke GAAND

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


BREAKING NEWS

Menaar-e- Pakistan gum ho gya
.
.
.
.
.
Police ka kehna hy
k
Anti Misba ko
Menar pe charhte hove dekha gya tha

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MENAR-E-PAKISTAN

Anti Misba Menar-e-Pakistan pe charh gye
.
.
.
.
.
Menaar-e-Pakistan 4 inch lmba ho gya


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GREAT WALL OF CHINA

What’s common between
.
Great Wall Of China
&
Anti Misba’s vagina
.
.
.
.

Both r visible 2 the naked eye from the moon

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

3 IMPORTANT CHIZEI

3 chizo pr kabu rkho

Driving
Daulat
BV

3 chizo se Nfrat kro
Wapda
Zrdari
Police

3 chizo ko pkar k rkho
Dost
Girl Friend
Ur
Dost ke Girl Friend

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PEHLI DFA KA EXPERIENCE

Pehli dfa insane jb dalta hy
To
Nervous hota hy
Ahista se dalo
To
Phisal k ander chala jata hy
Phir
Awazei aaney lgti hein
Lakin
Tm bilkul na ghabrana
Confidance se dale rkhna
Or
Us wqt tk
Na nikalna
Jb tk
Apki Money nahi nikal aye
Phir
Apna
.
.
.
ATM CARD
Machine se nikal lena

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KI SASTI PHUDDI

Dekho ye banda
Sbse sasti phudi
Maaaarne je raahaaaa hai

Na es mulk ke
Na Asia ke
Balkeh ye tu
Dunya ke sb se sasti phudi hy

Aah oh aaah aaahhh

Kya tym phir kisi ko
Sab se sasti phudi
Maar k dekha rhe ho
Show off!

Sasti phudi mehngi pr gyee

Btao mei kese ab se sasti phuddi maru

Tumhare paas Anti Misba hai

Nhe

Tu mutt he maar le bari bat hy

“”Anti Misba! Tumhee tu ho””