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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

19-2-2009 JuSt AdDeD Love,Faraz,Romantic,Good Night,Good Morning,SmS messages

19-2-2009

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SMS COLLECTION

**FaRaZ**SaRdAr**SaNtA bAnTa**PhAtAn**
**LoVe**RoMaNtIc**PoEtRy**
**GoOd MoRnInG & GoOd NiGht**

QYAMAT KI 5 NISHANYA

IMF ka qarza uttar jae ga
.
Load shading khatam ho jae ge
.
NEW dam bne ge
.
India mein Pakistni movies
Lge ge
.
Pakstan dubara world cup
Jete ga

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

5 THINGS NOT 2 LOSE

In life 5 things u should
Never lose
.
Character
.
Self respect
.
Hope
.
Heart
.
.
&
.
.
.
Well, you know my name…

KISNA (Kashana)

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QYAMAT KB AYE GE

Qyamat kb aye ge ?

JAB

Zardari imandari krega
.
Altaf Karachi aye ga
.
Musharaf par muqddma chale ga
.
Sheri Rehman parda kre ge
.
Nawaz aqalmand ho ga
.
Chief Justice bahal ho ga
.
Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga
.
Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga
.
India world cup jete ga
.
Lalu parshad politics chore de ga
.
China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga
.
Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge
.
Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga

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YE KYA DEKH RHE HO

IDE-7418
.
ACT-751
.
M-9152
.
AC-2039
.
ACH-201
.
MNP-4848
.
LRA-5643
.
W-145
.
.
Dekh kya rhe ho
Ye un CARS k number hai
Jin pr tum ne subha
Kapra marna hai

DING DONG (Pindi)

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YE KYA HAI FARAZ

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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye kya batmezi hai Faraz

NIMKO (34km GT Road Chak 612)

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GOLDEN WORDS

Golden words of a scholor

1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
.
2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..

(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)

YAHOO (smsjokes.blogspot.com)

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FARAZ & DIL

Ab wo chuura(knife) le k mere peeche
Lag gae hai Faraz
.
.
Jb se main ne kaha hai
“dil cheer k dekh mera naam ho ga”

JUNAID SULEHRI (Shabistan e johar)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BEST FRIENDS

If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
“Lets go togather Friend”

OY! RAJU (http://www.smsxone.com/)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LEGAL AGE

Why legal age for voting is 18
& for marriage 21
.
.
.
Kyu K
BV sambhalana mulaq sambhalne se
Zyada mushkil kaam hai

KISNA (Dehli)

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SMS KYU KRTE HO

Muj se kse ne pocha tum sb ko
SMS kyu krte ho..?
Tumhe kya milta hy

.
.
Me ne hanss kr kha
Dena Lena to karobar hy
.
.
Do de kr khuch na le
Wohi pyar hy

SUBHAN ASLAM (A.J Kahmir)

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PAKISTAN & AFGHANISTAN

Pakistan & Afghanistan
Mein kya difference hy..?
.
.
.
.
Afghan ka president KARZAI
Ur
Pakistan ke puri Qaum KARZAI

SUNNY (Karachi)

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FARAZ ON ISHQ

Ishq k sumandar may hum bhi
Dob jaen Faraz
.
.
.
Shart to ye hai kay TITANIC
Wali larki sath ho

SUNNY (Karachi)

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HAR SANS PR LARKA MARTA HY

A girl:
Meri to hr sans pr larka marta hy
.
2nd Girl:
Tu acha tooth paste use kya kr

GHAZI (Islamabad)

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WHAT THEY DID

Galileo used 2 study in small Lamp
.
Graham bell used 2 study in candle
.
Shakespeare used 2 study in street lamp
.
.
Smj ye nhi aata k salay
DIN mein Charas pete the kya..?

MUDASAR (Kuwait <>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A GIFT FOR U

I have a
GIFT 4 u
Plz close ur eyes
.
.
.
.
.
.
1
2
3
4
5
7
8
9
10
.
.

Cheater
.
.
You did not close ur eyes
.
Now
No GIFT 4 U
“BYE”

SULEHRI (Gujranwala)

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KISS SMS

Love is heat which is very sweet Love is incomplete till 2 lips meet.

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AADAT & AADAA….?

Adat aur Ada mei frq
Road k nal se pani pina,
Gareeb pye tu ADAT
Aur
Ameer pye tu ADA
Ab ap sms ko he le lein
Mei kru tu ADAT
Ap krein tu ADA

SAMUAL (CANADA)

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SAD SMS LOVE POEM

Ek umr ke judai mera naseeb kr k

Wo tu chala gya,
Batein ajeeb kr k

Tarz e wafa ko uske mei ky nam du ab

Khud door ho gya hy,
Mujhe kareeb kr k

SAMUAL (CANADA)

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AGR KOE TUMHE PAGAL KHE (INSULT SMS)

Koe
Apko Paga
Kahe
Tou!

Dukhi mt hona

Afsos mt krna

Rona b nhe

Darna b nhe

Himmat se khare ho kr
Puchna..!

Oye! Tujhe kese pata chala???

SAMUAL (CANADA)

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FRIENDSHIP SMS

Flowers mean Honey

Honey means Sweet

Sweet means Desire

Desire means Love

Love means Friend

&

Friend means “YOU”

LADLA (LAHORE)

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GOOD NIGHT SMS

Ae chand unko mera Pegham kehna
Khushi ka din aur Hansee ke SHAM kehna
Jab wo dekhe thujhe bahiraa kr
Tu unko mera SALAM kehna

Good Night

LADLA (LAHORE)

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SEND ME SMS

Dil ko dukhane mei
Wqt kitna lagta hy

Aansu bahane mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy

Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati

Wrna ek SMS krne mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy

LADLA (LAHORE)

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FRIENDSHIP SMS

Friendship is love and mutual faith
Receiving & sharing too,
Never demanding just understanding
Such Tender & True

LADLA (LAHORE)

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KYA YHE PYAR HY (URDU FUNNY SMS)

Boy: chalet chalet yunhi ruk jata hu mei
Bethe Bethe kehein kho jata hu mei

Kya yhe pyar hy?

Girl: nhe ye kmzori ke nashani hy
Subah sham Gulucose piya kro

LADLA (LAHORE )

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Friday, February 6, 2009

ADULT SmS DHAMAK

ADULT SmS DHAMAKA

ANTI MISBA & CONDOM

Anti Misba:
Ye Condom ketne ka hy..?
.
Shopkeeper:
Ye Rs.10 ka hai
.
Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ka zamana hy,
Jb mein 8th class me the tb
Rs.1 mein SAFE SEX ho jaata tha

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MILK PRODUCTS & B(.)(.)Bsss

32 TARANG
Chota pack bara maza
.
.
34 EVERY DAY
Jaise chaho piyo
.
.
36 OLPER
Un k lye jo dil khool k pete hai

RAZWAN (Lahore)

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B.V ,CONDOM & MAJOR ROHAIL

B.V:
Aj 9 inch ka condom lana
.
Major Rohail:
Mera to 3 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Aj Genral sab ne ana hy
.
Major Rohail:
Un ka to 6 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Un ka beta b aarha hy

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ANTI MISBA KE CHOOT

Anti Misba apne choot k baal
Saaf kr rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Baal kyu saaf kr rhe ho…?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Aj shoping pr jana hy

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AURAT KA DOODH

Aurat k doodh k 5 fyde
.
.
1-Boil nhe krna prta
2-Kharab nhe hota
3-Hr age k marad ke pasand
4-Dil kash packing mein
5-Ek k sath dosra free

SUNNY (Karachi)

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BOYS…?

B-Badmashiyon me sb se aagy
.
O-Oollu ke trha raat mein jaagy
.
Y-Yaarian nibhate jaan lga k
.
S-Shareef sirf maa baap k aagy

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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MAJOR ROHAIL KA BACHA

Nurse:
Mubarak ho app k ghar larka hova hy
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Wah G Wah kya Technology hy,
B.V mere Hospital mein hy,
Ur
Bacha mere ghar pyda hova hy,

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GURYA KE SHADI

Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nechawar,
.
.
wah wah
.
.
Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nichawar,
.
.
Carmeraman Kamran Khan K sath
Shoaib bhatti GEO NEWS Peshawar,

HASHAM (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA PYAR KA EHSAS

Judge:
Tume kb ehsas hova k Major Rohail
tum se pyar nhe karta?
.
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb es ne apna CREDIT CARD
Block karvaya

HOT BOY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BUSH BUSH BUSH

Nahi tera Nasheeman white house
K aiwano main,
.
.
Tu Bush hai Basera kr Jooton ki
dukano main

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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BUBBLI KE JANNAT

Bubbli:
Papa Jannat kha hoty hai?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Maa ka pao k neche
.
.
Bubbli:
Ami to nokar ko keh rhe the
“Mere tango k darmyan Jannat hai”

CRAZY GIRL (Islamabad)

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BUND,FARAZ,AND US

Bund marwa marwa k thaak chukay hai
FARAZ
.
.
Kya karay k IMF ka qaraz abhi tak utra nhi

FARUKH (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA & JIN

Anti Misba ko JIN charh gya
.
.
3 din baad JIN khud ek ALLAM
k pass gya ur bola
“Aalim Sahab! Muje bahar nekalo
Anti Misba pr to dosre charhe rehte hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL,ANTI MISBA & B.V

Anti Misba:
Tum apne B.V k sath sex kr k aye ho..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Tume kese pta chala,,?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Tumhare LUN se CHOOT ke
Khushbu aa rhe hai

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D(o)(o)DH & CH(o)(o)T

Bache ke sehat k lye maa ka D(.)(.)DH
.
.
ur
Bache
K
Baap ke sehat k lye maa ke CH(o)(o)T

FARUKH (Karachi)

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FARAZ NHE AYA

Lgaya jo CHARAS ke SUUTA
To uurh gae Parwaz,
.
Bajne lage mere dil mein
Anokhe Saaaz,
.
Mere ami ur abu ho gae
Muj se Naraz,
.
Ab tk es Ghazal mein kyu
Nhe aya Faraz

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA MOBILE

Btao Anti Misba apna mobile
Dentist k pass kyu le kr gae..?
.
.
.
.
.
Apne mobile ke blue tooth
Theek karvane

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MAJOR ROHAIL, TAJ MAHAL & ANTI MISBA

Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal with
Her husband
.
Tourist Guide :
Madam ye dunya ka 7va aajuba hai
.
Anti Misba:
Are nhe nhe…ye to mera husband hy
Major Rohail

DANISH (Faislabad)

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BUBBLI & ANTI MISBA

Bubbli:
Lagta hy koe customer aa raha hai
.
Anti Misba:
Tuje kese pta chala…?
.
.
Bubbli:
Muje LUN ke khusbu aa rhe hy
.
.
Anti Misba:
Abe O randi wo to me ne
DAKAR MARA hai

HASHAM (Karachi)

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FARAZ & WAPDA

Khuch to apne muqadar
Main andhairay hi thay
FARAZ
.
.
.
Khuch WAPDA walo nay apni
Behan ka rishta de dya

FARUKH (Karachi)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & JIMMY
(BEST FRIENDS)

Major Rohai:
Wada kr tere B.V ke SEAL mein kholon ga
.
.
Jimmy:
OK wada…Pr mere b ek Sharat hy
.
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
.
Jimmy:
Mein shadi tere behan k sath kru ga
.
.
Major Rohail:
Haha! Us MOTO ke pehle he KHULI hoe hai

FAHAD (Islamabad)

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ATNI MISBA K ACHE/BURE DIN

App ka koe acha din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jis din 20 larkon ne muje CHOODA
.
.
Ap ka koe bura din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb un 20 larkon ne pysee nhe dye

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & JUDGE

Judge:
Tu ne apni B.V ko kyu mara..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab ye Doodh wale se
GAND mrva rhe the
Ur
Jb mein kehta hu to bolti hy
“Nhe! Bohat dard hot hai”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

OLD MAN DIED

An old man was sucking B(.)(.)Bs of an
Old women
After sucking B(.)(.)s old man died
.
.
.
POSTMARTM REPORT
Death due to drinking
Expiry milk product

DANISH (Faislabad)

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5mg VIAGRA

Old Man:
I need 5mg viagra
.
Chemist:
Sir 5mg Viagra se app ka khuch
Nhe bne ga app 500 mg wale le lo
.
Old Man:
Beta bs itna khara ho jae
K
Shalwar mein ronak nazar aye

DANISH (Faisalabad)

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ANTI MISBA KA ASHIQ

Judge:
Jb tum pr Anti Misba k ashiq ne
Hamla kya to us waqt tumhare
hath me kya tha..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Janab Misba
K
B(.)(.)Bsss

OMAR (Lahore)

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TERE YAARI

Phone te karna dunya dari
.
Miscal te suki yaari
.
Aeyder oder lambian callan
.
Mout paindi a sadi wari

FARUKH (Karachi)

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BUBBLI & NAJOOMI

Najoomi:
Tumhari shadi ho ge ur phir
Tumhari SEX life bohat achi ho ge
.
.
.
Bubbli:
Abe sale SEX LIFE to mere 5 saal
Se achi hai….
ye bta shadi kb ho ge

WASIQ ANSARI (Karachi)

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MUJE TUM SE PYAAAA….

Kese btao
K
Muje
Tu
Se
P
Py
Pya
Pyaa
Pyaa
Pyaaa
Pyaaaa
Pyaaaaa
Pyaaaaaa
.
.
Pyaaazz
Ur
Aalloo
Mungwane hai

JOJI (Lahore)

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MAJOR ROHAIL & KISS

Major Rohail:
Tere B.V ke pehli kiss mein lu ga
.
Jimmy:
OK,Pr mere be ek sharat hy
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
Mein shadi tere behan se kry ga

FAHAD (Islamabad)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BOLO TARA RA RA…..

Arz ky hai
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Tere GAND maro to TATTAY hilte hai
.
Ab bolo tara ra ra bolo tara ra ra

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TEACHER AND STUDENT

Teacher:
Khamoosh ho jao nhe to khara kr du ge
.
.
.
Boys:
Pehle mera pehle mera…..

FAROOQ (LDA)

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FARAZ AND YAAD

Jab bhi hoti hai kharish
Mere LUN pe Faraz
.
.
To sochta hun teri GAAND
me Hichki lagi hogi

TABASUM (Islamabad)

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DEFINATION OF WIFE

What is defination of wife
.
.
Wife is like
ZONG
One free number for life time
Raat 12 se subha 7 bje tk

RASHID (PCHSIER)

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SEXY QUESTION..?

Sunna hy k
Qurbani k janwar ko chand raat ke
Raat ko churiyan nazar aati hai
.
.
To phir Lakrkiyon ko mehndi
Ke raat ko kya nazar aata hy..?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

JISAM PR SAB JAGA….?

2NO ANKHON PE
.
2NO GALON PE
.
2BAR HONTON PE
.
1BAR GARDAN PE
.
2BAR GARDAN SE ZARA NECHE
.
SARDIYON ME
.
SOONEY SE PEHLE
.
COLD CREAM….ZROR LGAO

NOSHEENA RAZA (Lahore)

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GOOD QUESTION..?

Jb do ankhein milte hai to
Char ho jati hai
.
.
Lekin jb do dil milte hai
To ek ho jate hai
.
.
Kyu…?

Prof. DIL MIL GAE (Love Point)

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DIRTY SEXY FUNNY

Chaku kya dikhaati hai,
.
Dhar to tilwar me hai,
.
Dupatte se kya chupati hai,
.
Maal to shalwar me hai

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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PHATAN KE COLD DRINK

Agr phatan cold drink bnae
To us ka kya naam ho ga..?
.
.
.
.
.
NASWAR COLA
Kocha Cola products Pvt.Ltd

FARUKH (Karachi)

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DEFINITIONS

School:
Where papa pays & son plays
.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps u poor
All ur life so that u can die rich
.
Marriage:
It is an agreement in which
Man loses his Bachelor degree
&
women gets her Masters
.
Doctor:
A person
Who kills
Your ill
By Pill
&
Kislls u
By
Bills

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

U R BOSS

A new pagal in pagalkhana
.
“Muje paglon k boss se milna hy”
.
.
Dusra Pagal
“Ssssshhh….shoor na kro
Boss disturb ho jae ga
Wo msg parh raha hy”

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NAJOOMI AND A BOY

Najoomi:
Beta tum bohat parho ge
.
.
Boy:
Baba G parh to mein 5 saal
Se rha hu btao pass kb hu ga

RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

nEw MiRcH MaAssALa

nEw MiRcH MaAssALa

WARNING

Rozana muthh marne se
Parhez karen
Yad rakhyn
K
LUN mai jaan
Tu mard ki shan
.
.
Wazarat-e-chudai

FARUKAH (Karachi)

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ANTI MISBA & BABA

Ek baba ne Anti Misba ke GAND
Mein ungel dal de
.
Anti Misba-
Miss call kyu marte ho
.
Baba-
Shlwar uttar k bola
“mera to balance he khtam hy”

WAQAS (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ELECTION & ERECTION

What is common b/n
Election
&
Erection
.
.
Dono mein UMEEDWAR khara hota hy

SAIMA (XXX)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA AWARD

Army walo ne apni officer
“Anti Misba”
ko mohab-e-watan hone ka
award dya
.
.
Kyu…?
.
.
.
Kyu K Anti misba ne apne
Character pr DAGH lgva lya
Pr wardi pr na lagne dya

FIZA (XXX)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BANK & BRAIZER

What is common b/n
Bank & Brazier
.
.
Dono k andar jtna MAAL
Zyada….
Utna Interest Zyada

HASHAM (XXX)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARZ KE ULLAD

Meri jitni b NAJAIZ ullad ho ge
Faraz
.
.
Wo mere klam ko beggar k phlye ge

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PHATAN SCIENCE

Phatan claims
They can tell future of boy or girl
By feeling their GAND
.
.
.
This knowledge is called
.
.
“ASS-trology”

MUDASAR (XXX)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PETROL

Boy-App raat ko mom k sath kya kr rhe the..?
.
Dad-Beta petrol daal rha tha
.
Boy-Papa mom ke average check krao
Aj subha nokar bhe petrol daal k gya hy

AUNTI CANDY (Karaci,Lahore,Islamabad)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL’S PHONE

Phone bja

Major Rohail-
Mera ho to keh dena ghar pr nhe
.
B.V-Jee wo ghar pr hy
.
Major Rohail-Me ne tume kha that mna kr dena
.
B.V-Fone mere lye tha

RAZA RABANI (Peshawar)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA “KAB AAO GE”

Anti Misba-
Mein tumhari yad me 15 din me he aadhi mar gye hu
Muje lene kb aa rhe ho..?
.
.
Major Rohail-
“15 din baad”

OMAR (Lahore)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

SEX POEM

Mehfil-e-sex sajao to koi baat bane,
.
Dolat-e-kiss lutao to koi baat bane,
.
Doodh cup se peena gawara nhe muje,
.
Direct B(.)(.)BS se pilao to koi baat bane

RIZWAN (XXX)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TRAIN,BACHA,DAD UR MADARCHOD

Ek bacha train se kheel rha tha
Uur keh rha tha
Js madar chod ne chrna hy char jy
Js madar chod ne utarna hy uttar jy
.
Ye suun kr dad ne train wapas lely
.
Dad ne jb dekha k bacha khuch nhe bool
Rha to us ne train wapas kr de
.
Bacha phir se train se khelne lg gya
Js madar chod ne chrna hy char jy
Js madar chod ne utarna hy uttar jy
Pehle he ek madar chod
Ke waja se train late ho
Gae hy

IRFAN KHAN (Pakistan)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DIRTY POEM

Sher-o-Shyri se tuje koi kaam nhe,
.
Tu qatal b krde to tuj pe elzam nhe,
.
Kabi to aaiga tu mere ghar DAWAT khane
.
Bed pr lita k na CHODA to mera
B naam Irfan Khan nhe

IRFAN KHAN (Pakistan)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BURA BOY FRND

Boy frnd chahe jitna b bura ban jai,
.
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna
.
Q….K
.
Pani chahe jitna b gnda ho jae
.
Aag bhjane k lye kafi hota hy

ATTA ..M (Pakistan,Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PHATAN & GADHE(donkey)

What is common b/n
Phatan
&
Gadha
.
Phatan ur gadhe
Dono bachpan mein bohat
Pyare hote hy
Ur
Bare ho kr transport
Ka kaam krte hy

KOCHA KHAN (Peshawar)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DAD & EXAMS

Dad-
Oy tu sms parh rha hy,
MATRIC
k exam ke tyari kr
.
Boy-
App ghalt soch rhe hy
.
Dad-
Sma parhne wala ur send krne
Wala ghalt
.
Boy-
Dad exam matric ka nhe
B.A ka hy

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ UR MASOOMIYAT

Us ne ek baar bhe mere masoomiyat ko na dekha
Faraz
Bs pakra ur 300 ka chalan thma dya hath mein

RAJA (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DENTIST KE BETI

Dentisit ke beti-
Aj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ke baat na ke.?
.
.
Boy-Bs aj b mear hosla nhe hova khamoshi
Se ek ur daant niklwa ka aa gya

MOHSIN (KARACHI)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

HAMARE SMS

Hmare sms se log smjte hy,
.
.
K hume aadat hy pyse urane ki,
.
.
Lekin…
.
.
Wo nadan kya smjhain..?
.
K ye b ek ada hy
.
KHERAT bhejvane
ur
ZAKAT ktwane ke

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ISHQ UR APP

Ishq kitta C zor shor de naal
.
Phirda C barri tour de naal
.
Per aggay tu ishq kareen
Zara ghor de naal
.
Q
K
Kal me teri waali wekhi
C kisi hor de naal….

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TEACHER & PAPPU

Teacher-
Wo 3 lafz btao jo sb se zyada bole jate hy
.
.
Pappu-
Muje nhe pta
.
Teacher-
Shabash baith jao
.
.
App ne socha I LOVE YOU
Ap bhe Pappu ke tra zehan saaf rakhe

ROHAIL KANJAR (Heramandi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TWO INTERESTS

Apne 2 he shoq hai
.
.
.
1 acha khana
.
.
.
2 ap ke bajana
.
.
.
Nhi Nhi who nhi sirf
Message ki TONE
But I like the way u think

MOHSIN (Multan)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

VOMITING

Agr girl vomit kre to
.
Parents-
Kon hy wo kamina
.
Agr Boy vomit kre to
.
Parents-Kamine kha se pee k aya hy
.
Jo B vomit kre
Bechara larka he kamina…?

RIZWAN (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA NEW DRESS

During sex

Anti Misba-
Oh! Shit ye kya keya sare k sare
Sperms mere new dress pr nekal dye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Don’t worry SURF EXCEL HY NA
“Dagh to ache hote hy”

OMAR & FAISAL (Lahore)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FILL THE BLANKS

FALT_
ST_PID
GAND_
CH_TYA
B_ND
PH_DI
K_TTA
F_CK
BUDH_
L_N
BEVAK_F
OLL_
.
.
See how every thing is
Incomplete without
…..””U””…..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Just 4 Laughs Dirty Jokes

AduLt MsGsss

A CHALANGE

Chalange 4 U
.
Ap ko apne elava kis kas Lun acha
Lgta hy
.
.

Reply is must

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DOSTI K LYE ?1? DBYE

Dosti k lye ?1? dbye
.
Dost ko msg krne k lye
?reply? dbye
.
New dost bnane k lye
?4wrd? dbye
.
Dost se baat krne k lye
Mere # pr 1000 ka
Easy load krvye

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA DRESS

During sex
.
Anti Misba-
Oh! Shit ye kya keya sperms mere
New dress pr nekal dye
.
.
.
Major Rohail-
Don?t worry
Surf Excel hy na
?Dagh to ache hote hy?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1999 AND 2009

1999
Prize bond nekla
Lottery nekle
Umreh ka ticket nekla
.
.
.
2009
Mera 5 kg ATTA nekla
Mere 3 L petrol ke bottle nekle
Mera U.P.S nekla

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GIRL FRIEND ?1? DBYE

Apni Girl frnd
.
Ko ?Hi? kehne k lye ?1? dbye
.
Baat krne k lye ?2? dbye
.
Sorry kehne k lye ?3? dbye
.
.
Apni girlfrnd wapas chahye
To ?reply? dbye

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

HORSE PRICES

1 foot Lun=2000
2 foot Lun=5000
3 foot Lun=500
.
Anti Misba-
3 foot Lun wala sirf 500??
.
Ye ARMY ka ghora hy es ka LUN
Khra krne k lye GAND marni prte hy

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA SEX LINE

Tel bell rings
.
Hello ye hy Anti Misba ke SEX line
Phone sex 50
Chuma Chati 100
Chupey 200
Full sex 500
Mein ap ke kya khidmat kr skte hu
.
Beta mein tumhara baap bool rha hu

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LUN K LYE ?1? DBYE

Ap k pas
LUN hy ?1? dbye
6 to 8 inch ka ?2? dbye
9 to 12 inch ka ?3? dbye
.
Ye dosro se share krne k lye
?4wrd? dbye
.
Agr app k pass LULLiiiii hy to
?DELETE? dbye

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Booking Open

Jis jis choot ne booking krvani hy abi krva le
Aj se 16 din bad mre LUN k pas
Tym nhe hoga
.
.
.
Happy Valentine?s day

Don Guru

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MIDDLE LIPS

Boy & girl were having sex
Grl: Darling I want u to kiss my lips
Boy: sure! Which one would u prefer 1st,
upper or middle lip
Grl: Middle lips, the one in middle
Of my legs

Sweeto
03227383602

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MRE DILLI DUA

Smndar mei hy gehrai
Pyar mei hy judai
Bhgvan kre is valentine?s day pr
Na tute uske angrai
Ab b kro girl frnd ke chudai
Ur keh sko mei ne hy uske bjai

Soha
28th may 2005

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

SEX MEDICINE

Major Rohail climbed on bed naked
B.V: I m having fever

Major:I know sweet heart! That?s y I have powderd
My penis with crocine

Now tell me how u wish to take it
?Orally or as injection?

Soha
28th may 2005

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BHT HO GYA YAARO

Bht ho gya yaaro!
Apni girlfriend ko smjhao

Choot mrani ke Mje fon kr k
ke kehti hy k
aj se 16 din bad
Mre sath date pr chalna
.
.
.
.
.
Happy Valentine?s day
14th june 2005

Guru Don
Faisalabad

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

CHAND UR TAARE

Janu ek bad news hy

Valantine?s day pr tumhe gift dene k lye
Mei chand ur tare lene gya
Bri mushkil se mei ne chand ur tare hasil kye
.
.
pr bhenchod wapsi pe thyla e phat gya

mkhurram2k7@yahoo.com

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sexy Tarrkaa Msgs

ADULT SmS JOKES

FARAZ KE SOOCH

Mere sooch ka mehvir etna waassee nhe Faraz,
.
.
K us mein anti Misba ke chooot smma jae

Sami (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

NO & CAN

No 5star
Bt
Can eat dehi bhla
.
No bike
Bt
Can go on van
.
No Madora lipstick
Can go to China sale mela
.
No movies
Can go to Park
.
No home for sex
Can rent a room

Twinkel(Islamabad)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & CAPTAIN

Major Rohail-
Rank me tuj se chota hu,
Service b tuj se km hai,
Phir b tuj se zyada pysa hai mere pas
Tere pas kya hai?
.
.
Captain-
Mere pas sahe salamat GAND hai

Omar (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KO SHRAM NHE AATI

Anti Misba zbrdst ghuse se Major Rohail
Ko boli
?Tuje shram nhe aati sare aam GAND
me ungli dalta hai?
.
Major Rohail-
?Baji GAND marvane ke aadat se majbur hu?

Shafeeq (Gujrat)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & ICECREAM

Major Rohail-
Ye le pyse ur icecream khane ja
.
Son-
Papa ye kaam to ami ka hai
.
Rohail-
Ami ka?
.
Son-
Jb Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami
Mje icecream khane behjti hai

Nabeel (Canal View)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA K SEX CLIP

Major Rohail-
Hmare sex wale clip internet pr
Kese gae??
.
.
Anti Misba-
Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko
Mobile na le k do

ROYAL (Sadar Bazar ROYAL electronics Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA SEX

Anti Misba ab
?EK?
Larka ap ko chode ga
Pehle LUN pakro
Ab muu me dalo
Ab choot me dalo
Aah aah
.
Mza aya?
.
.
Anti Misba-
Nhe Asli mza to ?SAB? k sath aata hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & FARISHTA

Anti Misba 30 saal ke age me maar gae
.
Farishta-
Uttho ur heesab do
.
Anti Misba-
Fakhar se boli
12 saal ke age se 30 saal ke age tk
.
.
500 rupya fe customer,hesab lga lo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & LUN PIC

Major Rohail 2 Son
.
Tu ne mera LUN ka photo lya
.
Tu ne photo net pr dya
.
Hr cheez ke limit hoti hai
Tu ne mere LUN ka photo
Upload kya b to
?funny images mein?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KA PASSWORD

Anti Misba ne apne computer pr
Password lgaya
?MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND?
.
.
Computer ne ye keh kr reject kr dya
.
.
?NOT SECURE ENOUGH?

Sameer (Faislabad)
Sameer88abc@gmail.com

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & CONDOM

Anti Misba-
Condom pehn k kya kro,bacha nhe hoga?
.
Major Rohail-
Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe
Sb batien bne hoe hai
.
Anti Misba-
Aj tk muje to fyda he hova hai

Haroon (Sialkot)

haroonakhtar@yahoo.com

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAAA

Judge-Tu ne ghadari ke?
.
Major Rohail-
Judge saab jo ghadari kre us ke
Maaa ko 2 foot ka LUN
.
Ye suun kr Major Rohail ke maaa
Khushi se behosh ho gae

Noman (Lahore)
03134181576

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MEN & WOMEN

Word "Women" has men in it,
"Mrs." has Mr. in it,
Female has male in it,
She has he in it
.
.
.
No wonder men always try k khwateen mei ghuse rhen

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PYAR & JUNG

Jb pyar ur Jung mein sb khuch
?JAAYZ? hai
.
.
to phir
.
.
Pyar mein hone wala bacha
?NAJAAYZ? kyu??

Tabasum (Islamabad)
009203238420721

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL?S OFFICE

Anti Misba-
Tera lun to microscope se b nzr na aye
.
.
Major Rohail-
Muje b office ke khirki se tere choot dekhne
k lye telescope ke zrurat paish nhe aati

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ & IZHAR-E-ISHQ

Kar dya hum ne Izhar-e-ishq mobile pr
Faraz
.
.
.
Lakh rupee ke baat the 12 aanay mein ho gae

Khokar Ali (Multan)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL SELL MOBILE

Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya
.
Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat
Preshan hova
.
Kyu??
.
.
.
.
Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k
Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya

SAFDAR (03217927877)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

WIFE & HUSBAND

Wife-
Jb main gana gaati hu to tum balcony
Mein kyu chle jate ho
.
.
Husbnd-
Taake mohle wale ye ne smje k
Mein Kanjar hu

Omar (Lahor)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA 2659

Major Rohail-
Wana hv SEX..?
.
Anti Misba-
No sex is 2659
.
Major Rohail-
Wht is 2659..?
.
Anti Misba-
2 inch ka hole
6 inch ka pole
5 mint ka maza
9 month ke tension

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LUN

Sardar: 1947 mei mera bap apna
lun yaha bhul gya tha
Mei wo lun wapas lene aya hu
wo lun kaha mile ga?
.
.
Pakistani: sare k sare lun apko
National Assembly mei milein ge
sbko le jao
Jo apke ma ke chut mei fit a jye wo rakh lo
.
Bakyo ko goli mar do

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DOUBLE MEANING

School main

Dad-
Madam thori koshish hum krte hai
Thora zor app lgao
Bacha nekal he jaye ga

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TWO DOGS & SEX

Two dogs fucking
.
Son-
Dad what is this..?
.
Dad-
Peche wala kutta sahara le kr
Chal rha hai
.
Son-
Ajeb zamana hai js ko sahara
Do wohi bund mar deta hai

SABA (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KA 1st TIME

Army k jawan ghadari k jurm me
Major Rohail ke GAND mar rhe the
.
Pehle to wo zor zor se chylaya
Phir echank wo chup kr gya
.
Kyu..?
.
.
.
.
Phir use mza ane lg gya

MAJOR GANDU (Sindh Rejment)
03239050719

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DOCTOR & OLD MAN

Doctor-
Baba G ap ke neche ke dono gooliyan
Nekalni pre ge
.
.
Baba G-
Nekal do beta jb banduk he kaam
Nhi krti to gooleyon ka kya krna

Hashim (Pindi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA V/S MAJOR ROHAIL

5 years aftr Talaq
.
Major Rohail-
Aj mere pass
Bangla hai
Gari hai
Pysa hai
Shohrat hai
Tere pass kya hai
.
Anti Misba-
Mere pass tere jese hazaron
Coustomers hai

SAAD (Karachi)
03134375322

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ ON ANTI MISBA

Log pathar marny aaye to Anti Misba b Sath the
?Faraz?
.
.
.
Who jin ke kbhi hum mara krte thy?.

Saba (Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ UR TANHAIYAN

Main tu yu he tanha ja rha tha Faraz
.
.
Us ne muje rook kr kha
Chl beta Mobile nekal??

OMAR (Lahore)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ UR GHAR

Apne ghar ki ek ek chez ginta hu main Faraz
.
.
Ek ap k aane se pehle
Ur
Dosra app k jane k baad

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TU GAND MRVATA HAI??

Mein ne suna hai k tu Gand mrvata hai??

Sent:23-Jan-09
06:45pm

99% of ganduz will not read this full msg
and reply
What,Kya??

SHERMEEN
Islamabad
03005338765

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA?S 1st TIME

Major Rohail:
?Suhagrat pr etna dar kyu rhe the?
.
Anti Misba:
?1st time tha na..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Wao! First time?
.
Anti Misba:
?No No 1st time after shadi?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MUSHKIL KAAM

Dunya ka sb se mushkil kaam?.?
.
.
.
Soye hue LUN pr condom charhana

Omar Lahore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE MASHOOQA

Major Rohail apni Mashooqa Anti Misba
Ke yad mein
.
Apni smah kr jo choot hum lete rhe Rohail
.
.
.
Who to mohale k larkon ke jageer nikli

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

100 DROPS=1

Teacher:
?1 drop of sperm = 100 drops of blood?
.
Student:
?Sir..Dracula phir LUN kyu nhe
chooosta..??

Omar Lahore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

UPDATED DICTIONERY

SELFISH
Chootya
.
STUPID MAN
Lul admi
.
TO HATE
Lun pr rakhna
.
FRUSTRATED
Tattay latak jana
.
DESTROY
Loray Lagna
.
IGNORE
Lun pe thund hona
.
POWERFULLL
Tatton mein pani hona
.
MILD LOSS
Bund phatna
.
BIG LOSSS
Phat k hath mein aa jana
.
DO WRONG
Maa chudwana
.
JEALOUS
Chuwain sarr jana
.
CURIOUS
Gand mein kharish hona
.
REFUSAL
Mera lun krta hai
.
RUN AWAY
Gand dekha jana
.
FEAR
Tattay shot hona
.
NO FRANKNESS
Bohat lun pe na charh
.
INTERUPTION
Pehle tu behan chdva lee

Mr.Khan(Karachi)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

WHY WE SUCK B(.)(.)BS

Sex se pehle boobs kyu chooste hai??
.
.
.
Naag ko uthane k lye doodh pelana
Parta hai

OMAR Lahore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LUN UTHA K GEO

Kick the football get da goal,
.
Suck the B(.)(.)BS fuck da hole,
.
Kiss her lips pick her hips,
.
LUN UTHA K GEO

SHAHBAZ 03024453736
Imshahbaz_89@hotmail.com

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & KAMRAN

Anti Misba:
?Tere Kamran ke BV k sath najaez talukat hy..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Pr Pr Tuje kese pta chla..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Kal raat Kamran aya tha,Us
ne tera underware pehna hova tha?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

JB BHE BAJAO GE

School ke Ghanti
.
Ghareeb ka darwaza
.
Aur Larki?..
.
.
Jb bhe bajao ge
.
.
Andar se bache he nikle ge

Ahmad 03218801595

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ & IZZAT

Us ke Izzat ka khayal ata hai Faraz
.
.
Warna aamm to hum sar-e-aamm choos lete hai

Omar Lahore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ATNI MISBA KE FAREBY CHOOT

Anti Misba ke choot ne ayse deye fareb?.
.
.
.
Jb bacha hova to andr se nikle kele ur saeyb

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA GOES TO CANADA

Girl:
?Canada kese lga?
.
Anti Misba:
Zbrdst
Subha
Sham
Raat
Sex
Sex
&
Sex
.
Girl:
?Tera husband kesa hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Pta nhe wo to kaam k silsly me USA gya hova tha?

SHEIKH G
00971506218614(Dubai)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & FARAZ

Major Rohail ke kyu marte ho GAND Faraz
.
.
.
Kya ab Anti Misba ke ab tight nhe rhe

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL FAMILY PROBLEM

Anti Misba:
?Tera LUN etna chota hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Hmari family mein sb ka chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?Jhoot bolte ho
Jeith G, Devar G ur Sasur G ka to etna LMBA hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ATNI MISBA & BETI

Anti Misba:
?Tera Husbnd 4 saal se Canada hai,
Phir tuje bacha kese hove..??
.
Beti Bubbli:
?Maa hmare papa 40 saal se jail mein hai
hum ne kbe khuch kha..??

NAJAM 03224614030

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

KHUSHI & PRESHANY

Husbnd:
?Muje koi ese baat btao js ko sun kr
mein khush bhe ho jao ur
preshaan bhe?
.
Wife:
?Wo g ap ka app k saab doston se
bra hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA IS LUCKY

Anti Misba:
?Yar khe se 2 foot ka condom mele ga?
.
Bubbli:
?Wao! U R lucky?
.
Anti Misba:
?No I am not Lucky?My ghora ?LUCKY??.?

SAMY Karachi
Samualkhan_abc@usa.net

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

XXX LIFE

Life is ?XXX?
.
.
.
Yesterday is Xperiance
2day is periment
2moro is Xpectation
.
Use ur xperience,
In ur xperiment,
To achieve ur
Xpectations

Nabeel Hasim
03236433120

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & MOUSE

Anti Misba:
?Doctor kl raat mere chooot mein
choha ghus gya?
.
.
Doctor:
?App ko ktni dfa smjya hai k SEX k baad
keela nekal k soya kro?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL IN T.V SHOW

SHOW
.
Hm app se pochte hai jo
hm ne app ke BV ko b pocha
.
Is she gr8 in SEX
.
Major Rohail:
?NO?
.
App har gae
App ko b apni BV ke tra life line
?ask the audience? use krne chahye the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA WANT?S CAR

Anti Misba:
?Muje car chahye?
.
Major Rohail:
My offer
SEX=SUZUKI
.
Anti Misba:
?NO thnx,tere dad se le lu ge?
.
Major Rohail:
?Dad se..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Tere dad ke offer?
SEX=BMW

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ANTI MISBA & BAVASEER

Bavaseer ka kya bna??
.
Anti Misba:
?Pehle bavaseer se tng the ab AINAK se tng hu?
.
Ainak..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Dr. bavaseer ka checkup kr rha tha k
us ke ainak andar he reh gae?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Latest Major Rohail Anti Misba Dirty Jokes

Chatt Pattayy Sexy Msgs

ADULT SmS JOKES

SEX & SIX

SIX:
Bat ko utha k maro six
Bed pr lita k maro to sex
.
Hands ooper hon to six
Tange ooper hon to sex

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MAJOR ROHAIL?S SHOCK

Anti Misba ne suhag raat pr
Major Rohail se kaha
.
Please ye condom use nahi krna
Muje es brand se ALLERGY hai

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MAJOR ROHAIL & LOVE MARRIAGE

Boy:
Papa ap ke love marriage hoe thi na
.
Major Rohail:
Yes! Pr tuje kese pta chla
.
Boy:
Wo app ke shadi & mere date of birth
mein sirf 4 mah ka farq hai

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MAJOR & KANJARYAN

Major Rohail apni shadi ke video
apne bete ko dekha rha the
.
Boy:
Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr
KANJARYAN nachao gy
.
Major Rohail:
Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nhe
Tere PUPHYAAN hai

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U.S.A ZLALT AWARD

America ko ZALLEL krne k AWARD k nominee hai
Al Qaida
Hmmas
Talibal
Lashker Tyiba
Jamat tul Dawa
And the AWARD goes to
Js ne BUSH ko Juta Mara

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BUSH KE BV

Bush ke BV frmati hai
.
Bush hazir hai jurm ke saza pane ko
.
wah wah
.
Bush hazir hai jurm ke saza pane ko
.
Phir bhe koe
Jute se na mare mere dewane ko

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ANTI MISBA K NAJAEZ TALUKAT

Sasur g k ur tere najaiz talukat hai..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
?Judge saab kya bazurg ke khidmat krna jurm hai,
Un k LUN pr falig ka attack hova,
mein roz malish krte hu?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ADVANCE BACHA

Ek bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola mobile hy..?
.
Nusre:
Hai lekin kya krna hai..?

Bacha:
Khuch nai bs girl friend ko sms
krna hy k khariat se pohanch gya hu

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MAJOR ROHAIL & FALIG ATTACK

Dr.
?Ap ke BV ko Falig hai,ab us ka
sir,hath,bazo,grdan,kmar kam nhe kre ge??.
Pr tange ur pao kam krte hai?
.
Major Rohail:
?Tangee uttha skte hai to sb theek hai?

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MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAA KE DUA

BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence
Major ye sb kese..?
.
Major Rohail:
?Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai
Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai
Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS

Respect her,
Honour her,
Leove her,
Protect her,
Care for her,
Obey her,
.
.
HOW TO IMPRESS BOYS
.
Just smile once
(Game Over)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I LIKE U

Ap muje ek jga se bohat pyare lgte ho
Maloom hai kha se..?
.
.
Hmmmmm
.
.
Sharma rhe ho..?
.
.
Pr mein sach bool rha hu
.
.
Pta hy kha se
.
.
DoOoOoOoOr seeee

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MAJOR ROHAIL KE SISTER KA RAPE

Major Rohai ke behan ka rape ho gya
Wo behoosh ho gae
Jb use hoosh aaya to wo zor zor se roone lagi
.
Police:
?Roo kyu rhe ho???
.
Nosheen:
?Bdmash mera N78 le gae?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & PEANUTS

Reporter:
?What is ur favorit thing?
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
?PEANUTS mein se
.
.
.
?.?T? nekal do to mere favorit
cheez ka naam bnta hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

U R BEVAQUF

Tum dunya k "BEVAQUF"
treen insan ho
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ooper bta dya na..
Ab neechay kya certificate lenay aye ho

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PHATAN KA MEZAAR

Phatan:
Meri aulad nhe hoti

Dost:
Tum mezzar pr dua kya kro

NXT YEAR

Dost:
Kya hua..?

Phatan:
Nhe hue

Dost:
Kon se mezzar pr dua ke

Phatan:
QUAID-E-AZAM K

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SHEHRI & PUNJABI GIRL

Shehri Larki:
Mere khawand ne bri
mushkil se muje paya hai
.
Punjabi Lakri:
Uuffoo,pagal
Ono kehndi thora tail la lenda

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FARAZ & U

Bohat kya intezar mgr wo na aye
Faraz
.
.
.
.
Flush pr bethay bethay paon soo gae

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & DAALAL

Problem to hai sb k sath, bs nazrye ke hai baat
.
Anti Misba ne heramandi k daalal k sath shadi kr le
.
.
Ab who kehti hai k mere husband
CUSTOMER RELATION OFFICER HAI

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & FAMILY

Atni Misba ka bhai,behnoy,Bhanja,Bhateja,Driver,
Cook,Maali,Nokar,Doodhwala,Akhbar wala,?
Sb k sb bhag gae
.
Kyo..?
.
Anti Misba ke akloti kunwari beti jo pregnant ho gae

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ROMANTIC SHER...?

Jaise bina pani tu tatti se
libry chooter dho nhe skti
.
.
.
Us hi trha tu mere siwa kisi or ki ho nhe skti

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL NO NO NO

Major Rohail:
No
Nhe
Me gand nhe mrvao ga
Me ne Gand nhe mrvani
Nhe mrvani
No
Nhe
.
Boy:
?Ye kya keh rhe ho..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Baba ne kha tha ye kehne se
gand mrvane ke aadat chle jae ge?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA IN SAD MOOD

4 kutte ek kuttya ko kutton ke tarha CHOD rhe the
Ye dekh kr Anti Misba ke Ankh mein ansu aa gae
.
Kyo??
.
Taras aa gya
No
.
?Misba ko apni jawani k ache din yaad aa gae?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA SLOGANS

Anti Misba
Naam he kafi hai
.
Misba
Pehli Chaht
.
Misba
Es se sassti sirf khamoshi
.
Misba
Hr lamha bnae mnpsnd
.
Misba
Ye naam hai etmaad ka
.
Misba
Dil mange more

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ANTI MISBA SEXY POEM

Mere pass aa tuje mohbat krna sikha du,
.
Tuje itna pyar karu teri ulfat ko hara du,
.
Tere badan pe apne honton ki
Nishani sja du
.
Teri masti main apni hasti mita du,
.
Tere honton pe apne hont
rakh k apni pyas bhuja du,
.
Mere pass aa Misba tuje mohbat
krna sikha du

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ANTI MISBA MOVIES

Misba Phudi de chuki sanam
.
Lun Misba ke phudi mein rehta hai
.
Ye lun Misba ka hova
.
Heramndi wale Misba ke le jae ge
.
Misba ke phudi ho na ho
.
Major Rohail ke gand hai na
.
Major Rohail ke gand ur wehshi gujjar
.
Misba ke le gya kon

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & SUHAGRAAT

Suhagraat k nxt day
.
Major Rohail:
?Judge saab muje Anti Misba se talaq chaheye?
.
Judge:
?Kyu???
.
Major Rohail:
?Mein ne sex ka kha to??
??to kehti hai
MUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND

Anti Misba:
?Jb app Major bne tb app ke GAND
pr etne zyada stiches nhe lge the,pr es dfa to??.?
.
.
Captain Rohail:
?Jtna bra RANK uttne zyada stiches?

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ANTI MISBA PHUDI CHTVA

Anti Misba Phudi chtvatey hove
.
aah
aah
aah
oh
oh
oh
aah
.
Echanak
.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oy! Mein mar gae
bacaho bachao
TOMMY ye mere phudi hai
Tere hddi nhe

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ANTI MISBA & CREAM

Anti Misba:
?Dr. muje LUN bra krne wali cream chahye?
.
Dr.
?Ap k husband ka LUN chota hai?
.
Anti Misba:
?No nhe?.mere paltu kutte ka chota hai?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA & RAJU

Anti Misba:
?Aj pehli dfa Raju ne pura LUN
andar dala to mere phudi phat gae?
.
Dr.
?Raju ap ka husband..??
.
Anti Misba:
?Nhe, Raju my HORSE?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & SAUDIA

Major Rohail:
?Yaar Saudi log sex krte waqt phar dete hai?
.
Boy:
?Tu Saudia gya tha?
.
Major Rohail:
?Nhe mere behan gae the?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ANTI MISBA KE PHAT GAE

Anit Misba:
?Janu Customer ne mere phudi phar de?
.
Major Rohail:
?Kaha tha na k LUN ka size dekh lya kro?
.
Anti Misba:
?Lun ka size dekh lya tha,
Pr kutte ne HOCKEY car mein chupai
Hoe the?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL, LUN & TATTE

Major Rohail:
?Dr. Saab mere LUN ur TATTE zakhmi ho gae?
.
Dr.
?Who kese..??
.
Major Rohail:
?Dr. saab mein GAND maar rha tha k
echanak DONKEY ne laat maar di?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MAJOR ROHAIL & ARAB BOYS

Major Rohail
?Yar Arab larkon ka LUN both Lambaaaa hota hai?
.
.
Boy:
?Tu HAJ krne gya tha ya Arabeon k LUN dekhne?

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